April 9, 2025

"You know where we are? We're in Chongqing, China! Look at this! We're literally in the sky. Look at this!"

"It's so high! It's so high! It's like we're walking in the sky!... And look at the way they plan their cities. Vintage style!... Density! And the density is pretty high...."
@trumpbyryan Chongqing is a multi layer city#trump #china #chinatravel #chongqing #travelchina #ishowspeed ♬ YMCA - Happy Sound Band
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21 comments:

MadTownGuy said...

China says: "I am your density..."

Bob Boyd said...

That guy's great. He nailed it.

RideSpaceMountain said...

He's lucky the bridge didn't collapse.

Jim K said...

Is the voice AI generated?

It does have the feel of a lot of the Chinese propaganda on TikTok.

JIM said...

In China you can wear a Red "Make America Great Again" hat without fear or loathing, yet you can't in America except at Mar A Lago, anywhere else and a mob of "Liberals" will chase you down to beat the crap out of you, let that sink in.

Peachy said...

One of the best vocal copies I've heard.

Wince said...

Not only the voice, but this impressionist had the Trump discursive, observational running commentary.

Bob Boyd said...

Interestingly, that guyin the video is kinda like Mel Tillis. Normally he has a stutter, but not if talks like Trump.
He wasn't always a stutterer. He developed one after a non-consensual head transplant, which apparently is common in these cases...and understandable.
And hey, say what you want about socialism, but the Chinese government pays for almost 80% of the cost of the procedure, which is nice.

Yancey Ward said...

If that was his real voice, then that is an awesome impersonation of Trump.

mezzrow said...

Does Mike White calibrate the plot ratio for The White Lotus? I guarantee it's not as dense as Chongqing.

Dave Begley said...

I drove through Northeast Nebraska yesterday. No density.

mikee said...

I, for one, think the Chinese people are great and would be greater were they not oppressed by the kleptocratic CCP, which exists solely to continue its own existence.

Bob Boyd said...

@ mikee

Me too. My experience of visiting China was the kindness of strangers over and over again. They deserve a better government.

BarrySanders20 said...

YMCA makes it catchier. Nice to see that funny and lighthearted are still allowed.

Temujin said...

That was excellent.

Caroline said...

Love it! Be sure to post Chinese Trump’s bit on “panicans” — when that drops.

Iman said...

Potemkin cities…

xi jinping called prez
rook i has offah fo you
why you no respon?

donald said...

I can assure Jim that you can wear any Trump related anything you want to enthusiastic response in Baldwin County Alabama.

Breezy said...

So awesome!

Ralph L said...

All he needs is orange makeup and a long, platinum blond toupee.

Dave said...

I have heard that the population density of the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region in Northwest China is thinning considerably. Why it's almost as if the socialists in China are of the National Variety.

I think that video could be interpreted as mocking CCPs massive artificial city building.

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