April 16, 2025

"After becoming pregnant with their son, St. Clair and Musk’s relationship progressed.... In November, Musk responded to a selfie she texted him saying: 'I want to knock you up again.'"

"While she was pregnant, Musk had urged her to deliver the baby via caesarean section and told her he didn’t want the child to be circumcised. (Musk has posted on X that vaginal births limit brain size and that C-sections allow for larger brains.) St. Clair is Jewish and circumcisions are an important ritual in the religion, and she decided against a C-section. He told her she should have 10 babies, and they debated the child’s middle name.... She complied with the request to not name Musk on the birth certificate. Not long after the birth, [Musk’s longtime fixer, Jared] Birchall pushed St. Clair to sign documents keeping the father of the baby and details regarding her relationship with Musk secret in return for financial support. The offer was a one-time fee of $15 million for a home and living expenses, plus an additional $100,000 a month until the baby turned 21. Musk told her by text it was dangerous to reveal his relationship to the baby, describing himself as the '#2 after Trump for assassination.' He added that 'only the paranoid survive.' But she didn’t sign...."

The life of a one-man genius sperm bank is not easy.

If you were a single woman and wanted to be a single mother would you not select the sperm based in part on the intelligence of the father? But aren't there various traits of Elon Musk that you would not want in your child? And what if you didn't have to pay for the sperm? Remember the old Repository for Germinal Choice, AKA "Nobel Prize sperm bank"? That sperm was free. And in the case of Elon Musk, if he accepts your application, he's also giving millions to support your single-mother life-style. Great! But it wouldn't be worth it at all if your child had to live his little life as a prime assassination (and kidnapping) target. Or would it? Perhaps you're the type who would love to be eternally ensconced within a coterie of security guards. And yet, there's always the risk that he'll select your child as the one special child, the one he carries with him everywhere. Then what? Then have him "knock you up again." He won't be carrying that one around too, will he?

45 comments:

gilbar said...
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CJinPA said...

I believe St. Clair is a writer/internet figure, so that probably factored in to her decision about signing a non-disclosure agreement. But passing up $15 million? Woo boy.

gilbar said...

imagine! being a poor little girl!
and having NO AGENCY, and when BIG BAD Billionaire Musk hit on you..
you THINK that you're attracted to him..
Just because hes
Tall
and good looking
and as rich as Croesus

and ALL you get out of it, is 15 million dollars, and 1.2 million dollars a year in child support :(
you POOR LITTLE GIRL

Ambrose said...

One of the worst men ever. It's a good thing the press finally caught up with him. Odd that it happened right around the time he signed on with Trump.

Lloyd W. Robertson said...

Isn't there ever a time when one of the women in his life wants to have sex, and he just wants to watch the game on TV?

Begonia said...

Gilbar: Except she didn't sign the agreement. It sounds like she did get money, but she wanted to negotiate other assurances.

Anyway. They (Musk, Grimes, St. Claire, the other influencers he's approached) all sound like horrible people, except for maybe Justine Musk, his first wife, who actually married him for love.

Kate said...

The next SNL skit writes itself.

It will also be cringe.

Mike (MJB Wolf) said...

I followed Ashley on X and she was very active right up until the Musk news hit and she confirmed the rumors were true. Then she went radio silent, somewhere around Valentines Day. Since then a lot of conservative ladies on X have been rather snarky towards her, but I'm not aware why that is so. It seemed like they were criticizing her for taking Elon's money but NOT remaining quiet OR taking it but demanding MORE, but this article says she rejected the NDA and support.

It's all confusing, and if she wasn't so pretty who would care? Except, let's face it: chicks are very mean to other chicks and often it's for stuff us dudes aren't clued into.

bagoh20 said...

How many women would be fine with that deal, even if they hated the guy? I've heard that men can get pregnant now, so if I could just get him drunk and alone for one night...

Hassayamper said...

Pretty unusual obsession this guy has, but it sounds like no one is being coerced to fulfill his fantasy. All these willing baby-mamas are going to have much easier lives than they would have otherwise. I do hope he can make time to be a loving presence in the life of each of his many children, but those relationships are no one else's business.

My wife only wanted two kids and I respected her wishes, but I would have had five or six if it were my decision alone. I adore my kids, they love me and like to spend time with me, and I think it speaks well of that love to admit that I wish I had many more of them to share the same feelings even more widely.

n.n said...

A functional genius. A viable investment. Then came babies.

Birches said...

People don't trust Ashley St. Claire MJB because she demands privacy but keeps doing interviews and was probably the one who linked she was Elon's baby mama. It's like Meghan Markle demanding privacy while being tailed by the camera crew she hired.

MikeD said...

We've seemingly entered an age where all media operates at a National Enquirer level.

Amexpat said...

A productive outlet for Musk's competive nature would be to challenge his rivals, like Zuckerberg, in the newly created sport of Sperm Racing. To make things more interesting, the sperm could race to enter an ovum dontated by a famous, desireable female.

Martha said...

One of the main sticking points according to the WSJ article that Ashley St .Clair stated for not signing the NDA was that it would make her son feel illegitimate.
Alas Ashley St. Clair! Your son is illegitimate. You neglected to marry his father before his birth.

bagoh20 said...

For all the hate, his kids will have a much better life than most, but regardless, I don't care about the personal life of people doing a good job for me, and he's doing a great job for the whole country.

pious agnostic said...

When suggesting she have 10 babies, maybe he was using binary.

Bob Boyd said...

Put her in a tight suit and shoot her into space.

Narr said...

Heinlein wrote about the rich man's dilemma.

Having lots of sex with lots of hot women has not been my lot in life, but I don't begrudge Musk's success at it.

(My wife had a C, 39 years ago yesterday. Little guy was ten days late and showed no signs of emergence, so they cut her.)

Narr said...

I guess I should add that our son was circumsized.

Achilles said...

I get a kick out of Feminists like Ann who clamor to be harem girls and then get mad when men act like dominant males.

If you want a society that is based on pair bonding then women need to be pair bonding females. This comes with a list of responsibilities.

But women are so angry when you point out they can’t just do whatever they want when they feelz it. They want the benefits of pair bonding and the ability to sleep with Chad and Tyrone.

Just make the point that every woman has to have 3 children or society ends at some point. Point out that if you have kids after 28 there are massive health problems for both the women and the children.

Let the RREEEEEEEE begin.

Jupiter said...

"If you were a single woman and wanted to be a single mother would you not select the sperm based in part on the intelligence of the father?"
If you were an intelligent man, would you stick your dick in crazy? The answer seems to be "You betcha!".

Kakistocracy said...
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JaimeRoberto said...

A Musk's love is different from that of a square.

Kakistocracy said...

As I approach 60, the glow of deep human bonds means more than ever. I didn't have them as a child, but luckily I married well. Building a nest together for our two children — all that has entailed emotionally, as well as logistically — has been the work that has wed us more than vows ever could. A pair-bond, with its biological connotations, feels the the best way to capture the living, breathing connection we've built. It has been tested by many of life's major stressors: tragic loss of a loved one, a seriously ill (now recovering) parent, college education for our children. Tested and strengthened. The happy young couple are scarred, middle-aged war buddies now.

A pair of war buddies. Not a bad set-up for parenting our way though the teenage years. Whatever slings and arrows life turns up, we've got each other and we know our familial duty by heart.

What Elon is doing (imo) seems to be more of a business proposition rather than establishing a family.

Musk strikes me as a breeder. As a father/parent — not-so -much.

wendybar said...

Meh. This is her second kid with a rich father. She stalked Elon before they met. She was looking for a Sugar Daddy. No sympathy from me for a girl who went looking for it, and got what she wanted......a lifestyle she never would have had otherwise.

Mason G said...

"We've seemingly entered an age where all media operates at a National Enquirer level."

Depends. I don't seem to remember many about Brandon showering with his daughter, which would seem to be in National Enquirer's wheelhouse.

Not Illinois Resident said...

Musk, our Henry VIII minus the gruesome disposals of ex-paramours.

Earnest Prole said...

Shame on Elon Musk for perpetuating multiple-baby-momma African-American stereotypes.

Not Illinois Resident said...

And Ashley St Clair, the Megan Markle of the Bro tech world; the ladies doth protest to loudly while demanding constant spotlight of media attention

Drago said...

LLR-democratical Rich: "Tested and strengthened. The happy young couple are scarred, middle-aged war buddies now.

A pair of war buddies. Not a bad set-up for parenting our way though the teenage years."

I am beginning to understand better your mendacious assertions of Stolen Valor Walz's "heroism" (actually, cowardice and lies) while simultaneously attacking the service records of those who actually served in combat zones.

As for Musk, just admit it: you're still royally pissed Musk knocked your ChiCom allies out of the space launch business and put America back on top.

Aggie said...

We see the raw numbers of the Musk progeny; We have some incomplete background on the individuals in the harem, much of it a kind of celebrity profiling; We now have some limited speculative information / potential insights on the tricky maneuvering surrounding the nuptial arrangements and child support - similar to divorce court reporting.

What seems to be absent is how well are all these kids being parented? It's a private matter, of course, but nobody seems particularly interested in knowing how these children are faring. Elon seems to often have one or two in tow, when he's on the move. One of the older ones is a complete transgender mess, but I haven't read 'why' or how this came about. I wouldn't expect any of it to be public if somebody involved didn't want it to be, i.e. one of the mothers, adult children, or enemies.

bagoh20 said...

Why do we need to know the private conversation of these people? They aren't running for office, and if they were, we still wouldn't need to know this personal stuff.

Readering said...

Assume St Clair playing the long game. Now that Trump has taken the paternity test, his paternal instincts will eventually kick in before his son goes too fat off track on his outer space colonization destiny.

Drago said...

Just think, if Elon starting beating up these women, was working directly with a murderous cartel/human trafficking crew, was facilitating the transfer of drugs into the US and was directly supportive of Hamas and other islamic supremacists, the lefties would immediately, without the slightest hesitation, become his biggest fans.

Lazarus said...

It's weird when the women who want to have Tom Brady's baby meet a Tom Brady who actually wants all of them to have his babies.

Peachy said...

tabloid

Rocco said...

12 kids? Big whoop. All 8+ billion of us on earth are patrilineally descended from Y-chromosomal Adam: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y-chromosomal_Adam

Rocco said...

Readering said...
Assume St Clair playing the long game. Now that Trump has taken the paternity test…

WTF does Trump have to do with this?

Readering said...

Rocco: Typo! Trump on the brain?

Bunkypotatohead said...

The women he's knocking up seem to be the opposite of what he should want raising his children. They're basically gold diggers, star fuckers, and space cadets.

Craig Mc said...

Given that he lost one child to the woke mind virus, I can see why he favours quantity.

Mike (MJB Wolf) said...

They're basically gold diggers, star fuckers, and space cadets.

Presented like Dem talking points: with no evidence. One example does not make a "they" and the Austin multi-family compound might cut against your characterization.

Howard (not that Howard) said...

Now that Trump has taken the paternity test

Rocco: Typo! Trump on the brain?


Not a "typo," evidence of derangement.

mikee said...

"Musk has posted on X that vaginal births limit brain size and that C-sections allow for larger brains."

And if you can get your baby delivered by a stork, even better. Where do people come up with these ideas?

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