August 5, 2024

"The bronze sheen on our presidential candidates... used to be organic: the result of hours spent in the sun rallying crowds and shaking hands..."

"But even if the campaigning is done in the confines of a television studio, you’ll still see sun-kissed skin, glowing just the right amount for the HD cameras.... Makeup telegraphs the way politicians see themselves — or how they want others to see them. The men on Harris’s short list for vice president have portrayed themselves as middle-of-the-road, no-nonsense everymen, an image complemented by their polished but natural makeup looks. The Republican National Convention in July brought forward a different kind of male face: Kardashian-bronze, a look favored by party standard-bearer Donald Trump.... This parade of copper-colored men were a united front of Trump aesthetics: highlighting the strange cocktail of masculinity favored by Trump himself — a mix of swashbuckling American masculinity and Hollywood sensibilities, expressed in deep tans and bandaged ears, a kind of gilded populism."

From "Color theory for male politicians: Am I a gold, copper or bronze? The 2024 presidential election season has given us an eyeful of the glorious highs and perilous lows of men’s makeup" (WaPo).

Are the 2 parties really doing different colors? Here's Josh Shapiro as he appeared last week:


Is he not orange? Seems to me all the men have adopted the ridiculous color Trump has used all these years — to endless mockery. 

Biden in his withdrawal speech had immersed himself in orange:


Yet the WaPo writer — Anne Branginin — would have us believe that the Democratic Party color is a "polished but natural makeup look" and the GOP color is "Kardashian-bronze" and somehow a "strange cocktail of masculinity" (because what's more masculine than the Kardashians?). Sorry! They are all doing cheap-fake-tan orange, and we've gotten so used to it that if a white man declines to indulge in orangification, he will be seen as blanched and half-dead.

44 comments:

Yancey Ward said...

Or the men at the Republican convention really do spend more time outdoors rather than huddled indoors with masks surfing Democrat Underground?

Skeptical Voter said...

Ah the WaPoo---talking about the strange mix of masculinity in the Bad Orange Man.

When their favored politician, the husk formerly known as Joe Biden showed up on his last public television address looked "prematurely orange".

Now if you look back at early photos of Kamala Harris--while she was arm candy for Willie Brown in San Francisco she was a pale white. I expect to see her several skin tones darker as she campaigns as Black.

mezzrow said...

Weird makeup = cooties.

Farmer tans are not welcome in the Style section, not even with a suit.

Kate said...

JD's eyelashes are the new "Is Trump wearing a hairpiece". I guess he could ask someone in the audience to come up and pull at his eyelid...

For the people who like to promote a man looking as he wants, including wearing make-up, the Left are awfully picky and judgmental.

Temujin said...

John Boehner blew them all away.

Yancey Ward said...

Trump is playing a round of golf how many times a week? At least once, right, and probably more on average. I spend less time than that outdoors in July and August and yet I am darker than Kamalamadingdong by a fair margin.

Ann Althouse said...

"Trump is playing a round of golf how many times a week?"

It's an unnatural color. Maybe he uses sunscreen. Then colors up fakely.

I go out for over an hour every day, but I stay in the twilight (sunrise) or walk on a fully shady trail. The other day I encountered a woman who exclaimed about how white I am and asked if I was Swedish — "because you look it." When did talking to people like that become okay?

Gusty Winds said...

Oh great. Now libs are going to suck white guys into the stupid skin shade discussions.

I guess from the liberal side this is valid because the Harris DEI VP pick has to be a white guy. Much more than skin shade matters.

Is he white enough? Does he have too much rhythm? Is his penis size somewhere in-between Black and Asian? If he's a white Jew is that too much for the Arabs in Michigan? Is he circumcised or does he sport a turtle neck? Can he fake a black southern accent like Hillary and Kamala when speaking to black southern audiences?

walter said...

"a mix of swashbuckling American masculinity and Hollywood sensibilities, expressed in deep tans and bandaged ears"
--
Assassination joke! Waca waca.
I know..it's NOT too soon, if it's about Truuuuuuump.

Deep State Reformer said...

Have the males go back to powdered wigs and knee breeches too.

Michael Fitzgerald said...

"Seems to me all the men have adopted the ridiculous color Trump has used all these years"
AWFL'S see the world through orange-colored glasses.

n.n said...

Organic... carbon. Credits?

n.n said...

Mocking PoO and other minorities under Diversity doctrine is a hate crime. Report to HR for re-education.

NorthOfTheOneOhOne aka Doug Emhoff's Pimp Hand said...

Ann Althouse said...

The other day I encountered a woman who exclaimed about how white I am and asked if I was Swedish — "because you look it." When did talking to people like that become okay?

Sounds pretty normal for Wisconsin.

William50 said...

I remember when I was a teen back in the 60's we used to call it a Coppertone tan. It made you look orange. It actually had some sort of skin dye in it and if you didn't wash your hands real well after applying it your palms would be orange.

Aggie said...

My wife, before she travels, sometimes gets a spray tan. I keep telling her it's the phoniest looking thing, ever. I find it a little strange that someone has convinced Trump that it's a good thing for a public figure, because I think it looks ridiculous. I notice now, in the past few years, he's been toning it down, and I think that's much better; how can anybody present themselves as authentic, when they're coated with something as insincere as a spray tan? And the thing is, Trump spends enough time golfing to have an authentic tan, and just go with it.

The thing about spray tans is, when you want a deep tan in the worst way, getting a deep spray tan is the worst way.

tcrosse said...

When I was a kid we would spend a few weeks at the Jersey Shore. My Scots-Irish Dad would turn red and peel like an old barn. My French-Canadian Mother turned brown as the proverbial berry. They both ended up with skin cancer.

Ice Nine said...

>Ann Althouse said...
The other day I encountered a woman who exclaimed about how white I am and asked if I was Swedish — "because you look it." When did talking to people like that become okay?<

Normal people? I don't know...a few millennia ago, probably.

Lilly, a dog said...

You know why? They're trying to emulate the most beautiful woman in the history of the world.

Snookie

Jimmy said...

another hard hitting piece from WaPo- Anne Branigin a gender and race graduate. WaPo is concerned about color. who gives a rats ass. I could less if trump wears purple eyeliner. I'm interested in what he will do to deal with the problems America has now. Ditto with vance or biden or harris.
feminism really has become a complete joke. first they hate the patriarchy, then they create a new one, where men are legally able to beat up women, or use spaces that women have used as a haven for thousands of years.
It is pathetic.

FullMoon said...

"Yancey Ward said...
Trump is playing a round of golf how many times a week? At least once, right, and probably more on average. I spend less time than that outdoors in July and August and yet I am darker than Kamalamadingdong by a fair margin."

Culture Club, right?

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RMc said...

Seems to me all the men have adopted the ridiculous color Trump has used all these years — to endless mockery. Biden in his withdrawal speech had immersed himself in orange

As usual, it's only wrong when The Bad People (tm) do it.

RMc said...

a woman who exclaimed about how white I am and asked if I was Swedish — "because you look it." When did talking to people like that become okay?

It's always okay to talk that way about white people. At least you're a woman; had you been male, the lady might've called a cop.

Ice Nine said...

>FullMoon said...
"Yancey Ward said...
...yet I am darker than Kamalamadingdong by a fair margin."

Culture Club, right?<

Nope, The Edsels.

Old and slow said...

Ireland in the spring is always full of orange oompaloompa girls. The poorer they are, the more orange they are.

Rabel said...

It was a compliment.

I'll let someone else link the bikini team.

What sort of shoes was she wearing. Sensible?

You cut a fine figure for a woman your age, you know.

Ralph L said...

Don Jr seems to have a dark natural tan, but girlfiend Guilfoyle appears to have an entirely artificial face.

When my white-blond, blue-eyed dad was in Sweden in '47, people insisted he must be a Swede from Minnesota.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

There is a claim that Josh Shapiro's service in the Israeli military has been scrubbed from his Wikipedia page.

loudogblog said...

Anne Branginin only sees what she wants to see.

Also, the bronzing doesn't look that weird to me since most of my friends and relatives are Latino. (Like me)

narciso said...

Still there


https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/josh-shapiros-israel-army-volunteer-work-scrutiny-harris-vp-decision-looms

MOfarmer said...

To answer your question: I would say about the time when using proper grammar became optional.

Quaestor said...

"The bronze sheen on our presidential candidates..."

WaPoo is in love with Addison's Disease.

Mason G said...

"Can he fake a black southern accent like Hillary and Kamala when speaking to black southern audiences?"

I'm neither southern nor black, and both those hacks sounded as fake as can be. Does that sort of shit fool black southern audiences?

BUMBLE BEE said...

I believe the product in the 60s was Man Tan.
HOLY SHIT it's still around!

https://duckduckgo.com/?t=h_&q=Man+Tan&ia=web

Going great guns.

FullMoon said...

Ice Nine said...
>FullMoon said...
"Yancey Ward said...
...yet I am darker than Kamalamadingdong by a fair margin."

Culture Club, right?<

Nope, The Edsels.

8/5/24, 4:35 PM




The Edsels

Michael K said...

Nixon found out what no makeup on TV is like.

I do think Trump was overdoing it at first.

Rocco said...

William50 said...
“I remember when I was a teen back in the 60's we used to call it a Coppertone tan. It made you look orange. It actually had some sort of skin dye in it and if you didn't wash your hands real well after applying it your palms would be orange.”

Or you could have saved a few bucks and just eaten a bag of Cheetos.

Lurker21 said...

Kimberly Guilfoyle has had much work done on her face, but she's part-Puerto Rican, so whatever color she has may be natural. From the looks of her father, the Irish side of the family is pretty pale.

Josh Shapiro was a volunteer helping out the IDF, not a volunteer in the IDF. He was not in the Israeli military. Whether that was in his wikiography before, it's not there now. What is still there is a reference to his working "in the public affairs department (known as Hasbara) of the Israeli embassy in April 1996" before he found a congressman who would hire him. That's going to work against him in the VP selection.

When I hear that Josh Shapiro was elected the head of student government in college when he was only a freshman it doesn't make me more inclined to support him. Rather the opposite. Another Biden working his way up the top of the political ladder all his life and avoiding the private sector.

wordsmith said...

Somebody please tell Trump he needs tp get rid of that reverse-raccoon look around the eyes. Leaving his bags pale accentuates them totally the wrong way. He needs to take some makeup cues from his veep and make the lids and lashes darker, mysterious and smoky. I'd also offer up a critique of the hair but I wouldn't want him or anyone else to get their hackles up as they've got enough to worry about.

Biotrekker said...

Our MSM are deeply unserious tools of the DMC

Achilles said...

Look at the cover art for movies. The color Trump uses is widely used in Hollywood and the prevalence of blue as the opposite color is a well known combination that is a natural display of health and vitality.

hombre said...

Trump looks orange, but he appears also to spend a lot of time on the golf course in the Florida sun. So who knows?

Former Illinois resident said...

Shapiro may have been the strongest VP candidate, likely only candidate able to help Harris ticket win, but his demeanor seems so cloyingly annoyingly insincere. Fake tan only magnifies problem. Needs a personal PR person to retool his physical presentation of simultated sincerity.