"Joe and that other guy are essentially the same age. Let’s not be fooled. But what this election is about..."

"... it’s about the character of the person leading our country. Joe Biden is a healthy, wise 81-year-old ready and willing to work for you every day to make our future better. Joe isn’t one of the most effective presidents of our lives in spite of his age, but because of it."

Said Jill Biden, in Green Bay, Wisconsin, quoted in "Jill Biden pitches the benefits of age on the campaign trail" (CNN).

"The woman I am today is wiser, stronger, more insightful and more confident than I was all those years ago. Every line on my face has been earned by the furrowed brows of difficult decisions made. By the sun of countless roads traveled, by the sweet strain of deep laughter with the people I love. Age is a gift.”"

That made me want to ask ChatGPT, "Write a short speech about why it's good for a candidate to be quite elderly." Here's the answer I got, written out, in less than 5 seconds:

Today, I stand before you to challenge a common misconception in our society: the notion that age is an impediment to leadership. On the contrary, I firmly believe that age, particularly the wisdom and experience that come with it, can be a tremendous asset in leadership roles.

Consider for a moment the qualities that often accompany age: wisdom, patience, and a wealth of life experiences. These are not merely attributes; they are invaluable tools that can guide decision-making with a depth and foresight that is often unmatched. A candidate who has lived through decades of change and challenges brings with them a perspective that is shaped by history and tempered by time.

Furthermore, older candidates have often honed their skills over years of service and dedication to their communities or professions. They have weathered storms, navigated complex landscapes, and forged enduring relationships. Their experience provides a steadying influence, offering stability and reassurance in times of uncertainty.

In addition, an older candidate can be a unifying force, bridging generational divides and fostering inter-generational understanding. They can bring together diverse perspectives, drawing on a lifetime of learning and adapting to connect with people from all walks of life.

Let us also not forget the resilience and determination that often define those who have lived a long and fruitful life. These are qualities born of overcoming adversity and embracing change—a testament to the strength of character that is forged through years of perseverance.

So, when you consider a candidate who may be quite elderly, do not see their age as a limitation. Instead, recognize it as a badge of honor—a testament to a life well-lived and a wealth of knowledge waiting to be shared for the betterment of our community, our nation, and our world.

I requested a tweak: "Now put the speech in the voice of a proud older and still beautiful woman." Here's the rewrite:

Today, I stand before you with a message that comes from a heart shaped by the passage of time and the embrace of life's many lessons. It is often said that age brings wisdom, and I am here to tell you that this wisdom is not just a saying—it is a truth that has been woven into the fabric of my very being.

You see, as someone who has lived through decades of change, challenges, and triumphs, I have come to understand the true value of experience. Each wrinkle, each laugh line, they tell a story of resilience and growth. They speak of a journey filled with ups and downs, but one that has ultimately led me here, standing before you today.

Age has gifted me with a perspective that is shaped by history and enriched by the people I have met along the way. It has taught me patience, compassion, and the importance of listening. These are not just qualities I possess; they are tools that I bring to the table—a table where decisions are made, futures are shaped, and communities are strengthened.

But age is not just about looking back; it is also about looking forward with hope and determination. It is about using my voice and my experiences to advocate for positive change, to build bridges between generations, and to foster understanding and unity.

So, when you consider a candidate who may be a bit older, see beyond the wrinkles and the gray hair. See the depth of knowledge and the richness of experience that they bring. See the resilience and the strength that have carried them through a lifetime of challenges.

I am proud to stand here today as a testament to the fact that age is not a barrier—it is a gift. A gift that allows me to contribute with wisdom, to lead with compassion, and to inspire with hope.

Thank you, my friends, for listening and for believing in the power of age and experience. Together, we can embrace a future where every voice is heard and every life is valued.

I can't believe you read all that, but if you did, I hope it inures you to the banalities that will be shoveled your way in the next 5 months. 

AND: I couldn't resist asking for another version. I said, "Now put that speech in the voice of a very blunt and rough man who thinks he's funny." The response:

Alright folks, listen up!

Today, I'm here to talk about something that some people might shy away from: age. Yeah, that's right, we're diving into the deep end of the wisdom pool here.

You see, us older folks—we've been around the block a few times. We've seen things, done things, and learned a thing or two along the way. Sure, we might have a few extra lines on our faces and a bit more salt than pepper in our hair, but let me tell ya, that comes with some perks.

First off, we've got experience. And no, I'm not just talking about knowing where the best early bird specials are (though that's a bonus). I'm talking about real-life experience—making tough decisions, dealing with setbacks, and coming out stronger on the other side.

Secondly, we've got stories. Oh boy, do we have stories! Ask any grandpa or grandma, and they'll tell you tales that'll make you laugh, cry, and maybe even cringe a bit. But hey, it's all part of the journey, right?

And let's not forget about perspective. When you've been around as long as some of us have, you start to see the bigger picture. You learn to appreciate what really matters and not sweat the small stuff. Plus, we're not afraid to call it like it is—no sugar-coating, just straight talk.

So, when you're thinking about who's gonna lead the charge, don't discount us older folks. We may not move as fast as we used to, but we've got the wisdom, the stories, and the perspective to get things done.

So here's to embracing age, wrinkles and all. Because hey, life's too short to worry about a few gray hairs, am I right?

Thanks for listening, and remember, vote for experience—it's got a heck of a track record!