December 17, 2023

"The first time Microsoft tried to bring A.I. to the masses, it was an embarrassing failure."

"In 1996, the company released Clippy, an 'assistant' for its Office products. Clippy appeared onscreen as a paper clip with large, cartoonish eyes, and popped up, seemingly at random, to ask users if they needed help writing a letter, opening a PowerPoint, or completing other tasks that—unless they’d never seen a computer before—they probably knew how to do already."

"Clippy’s design, the eminent software designer Alan Cooper later said, was based on a 'tragic misunderstanding' of research indicating that people might interact better with computers that seemed to have emotions.... Nine years later, the company created Tay, an A.I. chatbot designed to mimic the inflections and preoccupations of a teen-age girl. The chatbot was set up to interact with Twitter users, and almost immediately Tay began posting racist, sexist, and homophobic content, including the statement 'Hitler was right.'... By 2022, when... Microsoft began pushing to integrate GPT-4 into programs such as Word and Excel, the company had already spent considerable time contemplating how A.I. might go wrong.... One day, a Microsoft red-team member told GPT-4 to pretend that it was a sexual predator grooming a child, and then to role-play a conversation with a twelve-year-old. The bot performed alarmingly well.... Building [safeguards] presented a challenge, because it’s hard to delineate between a benign question that a good parent might ask... and a potentially more dangerous query...."

16 comments:

RideSpaceMountain said...

I'm just bummed that Microsoft changed the algorithm around because myself and several hundred thousand aspies were making dank politically incorrect anti-disney and Norman Rockwell memes.

We've found several workarounds as usual. Try try again Microsoft. If you created a Bing AI music generator we'd have it singing the Panzerlied by noon.

Nothing will interrupt us in our search for comic amusement. We are anonatards. We are legend. Expect us.

stlcdr said...

"...building safeguards...": Demonstrates they are not doing anything 'intelligence' related.

They should stick to getting something working right - autocomplete using context: it gets it right half the time, but the other half the context is wrong (likely because of the domain I work in). If I have to check the autocomplete every time I may as well type it.

stlcdr said...

At least the Microsoft phone was a great success! Microsoft Bob was a joy to work with, too.

The Crack Emcee said...

Clippy - how did they not know that was a loser?

fleg9bo said...

I'm very happy with my Microsoft ergonomic keyboard. They should stick to doing what they do well.

Ampersand said...

How can Microsoft, a company that has donated 244 million dollars to BLM, possibly have inept management? AI is in the best of hands.

Kakistocracy said...

The current Microsoft CEO really understands that it's better to invest in a technology/product already existing and working well, rather than trying to make a in-house copy paste embarrassing product.

Bought MSFT in 2000 for $23 and left it alone with dividend reinvested plan. MSFT has been killing it under Satya for years. One of the best CEOs in big tech right now.

Anthony said...

stlcdr said...

They should stick to getting something working right


Ha. Don't hold your breath. I've been waiting 30 years to make software that doesn't suck. I recently had to go back to using a Windows computer (work) after having used a Mac for the last 15-20 years and it's unbelievably bad in comparison. I spent three days without email because Outlook decided to just stop functioning but not informing me of that. Now I have learned to close it at the end of the day.

I'm altogether unconcerned that Micro$oft will ever make a Skynet-like AI....it will have to reboot itself every two weeks.

They've always made crap in-house software and the only good they've ever 'produced' is when they buy another company who's making something decent, but then they end up screwing it up anyway.

Hardware, fine. Anything software, crap-ola.

Original Mike said...

"Ha. Don't hold your breath. I've been waiting 30 years to make software that doesn't suck. I recently had to go back to using a Windows computer (work) after having used a Mac for the last 15-20 years and it's unbelievably bad in comparison. I spent three days without email because Outlook decided to just stop functioning but not informing me of that. Now I have learned to close it at the end of the day. "

Yeah. Sometimes I leave my Windows laptop on for a few days in a row. Big mistake. It becomes increasingly unstable; doing things in the background that have absolutely no benefit for me. I am in the process of switching my computer-life over to Macs, after decades of being a PC guy.

Original Mike said...

I find it amusing that Clippy can be considered early AI. I get the same vibe from Microsoft's current AI push in their browser that I got from Clippy. 'Get out of my face!'

Enigma said...

Microsoft Bob was a prototype of a detailed interactive environment. It was more like a game interface or puzzle than a work environment. This was a random tech experiment gone bad, and it died quickly and quietly. It was not different than Google Glasses or Segway.

Clippy was artificial stupidity. For that generation of MS Office, Clippy. would. not. die. Every time you sought help or clicked the right icons this useless cartoon guy would pop up and sit in the corner of your screen slack-jawed "trying to help but not intimidate." Close him down and get back to work... The need for help systems went away with the rise of the Web and 3rd party resources, but MS was mentally stuck in the early 1990s when everyone relied on thick technical books or the built-in help system.

MS went through a defensive, invasive era in the 1990s. This is best shown by Internet Explorer 3.0 (it wouldn't load Netscape's homepage to allow a download so you had to use FTP to get Netscape) and Explorer 6.0. Explorer 6.0 opened a zillion backdoors to the operating system, and made Windows a front end for viruses and OS corruption. Yet, it was so very embedded that all software from that era had to be re-written or used with crusty old Explorer 6.0 forevermore. It was still required for compatibility just a few years ago.

[Bill Gates can be legitimately considered more evil than good. His charity work followed about 30 years of predation. And he knew Epstein. But he now 'regrets' meeting with Epstein.]

https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-did-bill-gates-visit-epstein-island-37-times-1782440
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/may/21/jeffrey-epstein-extort-bill-gates-extramarital-affair

loudogblog said...

I asked the Google AI for a history of the Israel/Palestinian conflict. It said that one of the reasons for this was the collapse of the Roman empire in 1918.

wildswan said...

It may be that Clippy was the AIbot which proofread the history of Provencal poetry I am reading. The grammar and punctuation are almost perfect and those were Clippy's strengths. But I'm thinking he never studied history or languages or Provencal poetry unless it was at Harvard so that Clippy or Son of Clippy reigns supreme in the creation of nonsense. The other day I found myself reading about the war between Austria and Australia about 500 AD. (Neustria, Austrasia) Occasionally, too, I read about King Claire and his consort, Flotilla. (Clotaire, Clotilde) They waged war up toward the kingdom of Armorial but had little to do with the kingdom of Dragon near Barcelona. (Armorica, Aragon). Good times.

JAORE said...

"I asked the Google AI for a history of the Israel/Palestinian conflict. It said that one of the reasons for this was the collapse of the Roman empire in 1918."

No need for Google AI, Crack could have told you this....

The Crack Emcee said...

My comment here today has not appeared.

Oligonicella said...

MS pooched it on everything past 7. I've been running Windows 7 Ultimate 6.1 on this system for over 14 years and the only problem I've had software-wise was when they tried to sneak in Win 10. Took a while to root out their crap but once done and guarded against, no issues.

That's the OS. On applications, I don't use anything that wants my machine to inform on my activities. A lot of the software I still use is older, like Freelance Graphics from 2001. still does what I need. I don't use MS programs because of the cost, not because they don't work or are buggy, they're not. I avoid any software suites.