August 9, 2023

How to touch a woman.

This gets one of my favorite tags, "insect politics," and it also gets the tag "global warming," which could be construed in this case as a double entendre.

53 comments:

RideSpaceMountain said...

When it comes to Joe "I showered with my daughter as an exercise in home-schooled anatomy" Biden, you can't spell insect without incest.

MadisonMan said...

They've declared an emergency but don't behave as if an emergency is ongoing.

cassandra lite said...

"Oh, you have a bug on your breast. Let me wipe it off. Oops, still there. Let me do it again. Too bad, still there. This requires a much more hands-on approach. I can feel it under my palm, still crawling around. I'll just keep my hand there until it suffocates. Could take a while."

Sebastian said...

There's the bug, and there's the "368 bilion dollar climate control facility."

How to touch a woman vs. how to assault the country.

Saint Croix said...

that's funny

he's just regurgitating talking points about the end of the world

interrupts himself

"you've got a bug on you"

he doesn't believe it

so few people believe it

and the ones who do want to blot out the sun

jim said...

Imagine that whole interaction with Trump.

Saint Croix said...

My theory on Joe Biden now is that Obama is running the country from behind the scenes

he's an illegal shadow president, enjoying a sketchy third term in office

which kinda makes me feel a little better, actually, because Biden has had multiple shaky days where he is confused.

my father is about the same age and having similar problems

sharp on some days, confused on others

it's insane the Democrats think Biden will be re-elected in 2024.

anyway, if Kamala Harris takes power at some point -- ugh -- I expect a serious deterioration in leadership

the shadow president would be gone at that point

and nobody respects her, she's a joke

Biden's the figurehead

Obama is the authority that everybody respects (including Biden), and he's probably acting as a brake on whatever dumb shit goes into Biden's brain

I would vote for a constitutional amendment forcing presidents to resign when they hit 80.

I'm picking on presidents because they have the nuclear launch capabilities that can destroy the world.

The next president who is ga-ga might not be willing to listen to a shadow president

rehajm said...

I get I’m supposed to be commenting on the bug or President GropeyHands but the climate talk and the Greta creep mural have me thinking I’m happy 1- our domestic climate change grifters don’t let Greta suck up all the attention and control and 2- our domestic climate change grifters have only a small fraction of what they want. Not even President GropeyHands can give them what they want. Point to the founding fathers….

gilbar said...

so, just to be clear..
It's OKAY for me to brush a woman's chest, if i say: "you have a bug on you" ??
oh wait..
It's OKAY for me to brush a woman's chest, if i say: "you have a bug on you" and If I'm JOE BIDEN

Saint Croix said...

I propose that any fucking government official who is a "czar"

like Obama's fucking "science czar"

should be kicked the hell out of office

damn if we need czars and shit

and if you can't kick them out of office

be sure to rename them "nazi" or "facist"

John Holdren, Science Nazi

no need to be nice to people who hold dictatorial posts and proudly use fascist names in their job titles

Saint Croix said...

Biden Appears Lost in White House Event As Guests Swarm Around Barack Obama Instead

that's from the Daily Telegraph, worth a watch

Leland said...

To give credit to Biden, he is responding and speaking very well. He also gave some insight into what Climate Change is all about by taking away land for public use under a national emergency.

gilbar said...

Final Serious Question
Imagine, for the sake of Argument.. That EVERY THING about the Bidens was the same
The Grifting
The Incest
The Drug Use
The Repeated Sexual Molestations
The Repeated Sexual Molestation of YOUNG girls
The Stupid, Idiotic Lying.. About EVERYTHING
The Vote Fraud
The Weaponization of the DOJ and the CIA
The War with Russia

Imagine, that it was ALL THE SAME.. That EVERY THING you'd EVER HEARD about the Bidens was the same..
EXCEPT..
They were all Republicans. Would that One Change, change things.. At All?
For the Media? For YOU?

Readering said...

Too bad they didn't both have bugs on them. POTUS passes the multitasking walking and gim-chewing test. If he had popped the bug in his mouth....

Iman said...

Sniff it! Sniff it good!

rhhardin said...

I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers / And I'd like to check you for ticks

narciso said...

meanwhile he locked up the uranium supply, see with this slight of hand,

Temp Blog said...

A national emegergency, eh? Sorta like the covid national emergency? Are we finally on the cusp of the final power grab where the Democrat regime goes fully, openly Commie?

Limited blogger said...

I see two people who declaring a climate emergency will not affect.

Paul said...

Joe, "Oh look a boob!"

Mattman26 said...

She's way too old for him.

Bushman of the Kohlrabi said...

Sounds like he’s drunk

Saint Croix said...

How to Touch a Woman

while we're instructing men...

How To Calm an Angry Wife

Rabel said...

Looking at a longer, but heavily edited, version of the interview, it's clear the interviewer, who works for The Weather Channel, is a hardcore climate change extremist. Or at least her questions reflect the hardcore version of climate change extremism.

But lets distract ourselves with a nonsensical discussion of bugs and brushing.

Ampersand said...

It's strange to me that biden seems unfamiliar with the concept oof a legally declared emergency. He seems to say that, in effect, his belief in the urgency of climate action constitutes a declaration of emergency.

But the law is quite different. Section 1621 of Title 50 says:
§1621. Declaration of national emergency by President; publication in Federal Register; effect on other laws; superseding legislation
(a) With respect to Acts of Congress authorizing the exercise, during the period of a national emergency, of any special or extraordinary power, the President is authorized to declare such national emergency. Such proclamation shall immediately be transmitted to the Congress and published in the Federal Register.

(b) Any provisions of law conferring powers and authorities to be exercised during a national emergency shall be effective and remain in effect (1) only when the President (in accordance with subsection (a) of this section), specifically declares a national emergency, and (2) only in accordance with this chapter.

In any case, I doubt that Congress can enact laws granting the President the right to unilaterally declare an emergency and then engage in acts not authorized by the Constitution. Is section 1621 constitutional?

Meade said...

Joe, grooming.

Skeptical Voter said...

With Joe it's all about the feelz.

Breezy said...

Joe showed how amazing he is in that interview! He’s fixing the lighting in the immigrants’ home countries so they’ll choose to stay there - thank you root-cause-Kamala - and he’s also replacing all the lead pipes in all 440,00 schools in the US! Too bad he wasn’t able to shut down all drilling in US territories because of those pesky laws that the Courts keep upholding but gosh darn it he’s gonna keep working on that just to get the Gen Z vote. Lots of luck, Joe!

Rabel said...

"In any case, I doubt that Congress can enact laws granting the President the right to unilaterally declare an emergency and then engage in acts not authorized by the Constitution."

That's pretty much what the National Emergency Act does. But the executive power of declaring a national emergency is limited to statutes which expressly allow for this assignment of legislative power to the executive.

The question is whether or not this transfer of authority is itself in accordance with the Constitution's principal of separation of powers. As to the constitutionality of this arrangement, you'll have to talk to SCOTUS. Thus far they have allowed it.

Also, I think that that specific statute which allows for this transfer of authority relative to climate change is lacking and thus Biden has not made such a declaration.

Tim said...

He's just a dirt bag. An old, feeble dirt bag.

Rusty said...

Back in my day you had to least flip for a burger and a movie.

typingtalker said...

"Practically speaking, yes."

Which means, "No."

MountainMan said...

My wife and I were big fans of the Weather Channel for years after it was first started by John Coleman. It went to hell when it was bought by NBC Universal and they went from being a fairly serious and informative news service and focused more on entertainment. They also let go fairly early in the acquisition all the popular meteorologists, most of whom had been with the Channel since its inception, and who had contributed to building its brand and popularity. Wife and I have not watched it since.

Coleman, before his death, also spoke our forcefully against the whole global warming/climate change/climate emergency scam and he was cancelled for it. This interview would have made him sick.

M Jordan said...

It continues to astonish me (but shouldn’t) that calling climate change an “existential threat” isn’t a marker of certifiable insanity. It really is amazing. It’s the mirror image of religious apocalyptic pronouncements from a bygone era. It’s the “Vanishing Hitchiker”* urban legend coming from the left now.

I’d say we now live in full Retardville now but it’s too sinister for that.

*The Vanishing Hitchhiker urban legend was the one where a hitchhiker the driver picked up would suddenly say, “Jesus is coming soon” then disappear. This was retold in many churches to a choruse of Amens.

Bob Boyd said...

That's not a bug, that's a feature.

Owen said...

It was "global warming" and then "climate change" and then "climate emergency" (or "apocalypse"). The grifters need to keep moving the pea under the shells, and making the rubes dizzy and confused with language games is a constant process, essential in any well-run grift.

By definition an "emergency" is something that is (1) provably materially worse than some baseline condition (2) provably bringing materially worse conditions affecting a lot of the citizens whom the government has been sworn to protect (3) provably emerging suddenly and (4) provably susceptible to material mitigation to be conducted by the government using its newfound special powers, which powers (5) will not do more damage than that which they seek to mitigate.

Please show me here how the ongoing bedwetting drama of these grifting halfwits satisfies any of these criteria. At all. In the least degree.

Mike of Snoqualmie said...

Lying Joe at work. There is no climate crisis, CO2 is a beneficial gas, not a toxic gas.

Q: How do you know when Joe Biden is lying?

A: His gums are flapping.

madAsHell said...

It was a displacement move to avoid answering the question........although I think in this case, Joe just likes to touch women.

Butkus51 said...

see a beautiful girl, pretend to pick some lint (or bug) off her

classic move

its a feature, not a bug

Leland said...

Blogger must have ate my link to YouTube, but there is a funny bit by the now late Paul Reuben in Peewee Herman character playing the “touch a woman” game with Morgan Fairchild. Look for Peewee 1983 Evening at the Improv. He does it at the start of his routine, and while funny enough, it gives a good idea what a woman with self-respect thinks of the game, even if they know it is a game.

Saint Croix said...

Meet Obama's Science Czar

Iman said...

That last paragraph posed a challenge that will never be accepted, Owen. The grifters just move on to the next opportunity.

Tommy Duncan said...

Did Joe yell "we need more bugs over here"?

Mason G said...

Various climate alarmists have already declared dates by which changes needed to be made or it would be too late to save the planet. We keep passing those dates so what's the point of doing anything now? It's too late, right? I mean- unless those alarmists were lying? And if they weren't being honest (or didn't know what they were talking about) back then, why should anyone believe what they say now?

walter said...

And why does Hunter refer to you as Pedo Pete?

stlcdr said...

National Emergency, as in "I have no good beer in the fridge" kind of emergency.

Owen said...

Iman @ 4:29: I know. I'm just another old man yelling at the clouds.

The grift will end. They always do. And the crash from this one will be beyond epic.

Owen said...

PS: I see a cross-pollination in the modes of tyranny being established here now by the Grifter-in-Chief and in Canada in (IIRC) 2021 by Wonder Boy PM Justin Trudeau. If you followed the "truckers' protest" in Ottawa and the brutal shutdown that Justin imposed by invoking (but not really) the Emergencies Act, you know that both cases present us with the same arrogance, the same will to power and the same tricky talk.

Narayanan said...

National Emergency = is now the time to have sex before dying?

Narayanan said...

I'm picking on presidents because they have the nuclear launch capabilities that can destroy the world.
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are we sure ''zefottball'' is for real?

Rusty said...

Tommy Duncan said...
"Did Joe yell "we need more bugs over here"?"
You gotta pay her more for that in Vegas.

Rusty said...

Tommy Duncan said...
"Did Joe yell "we need more bugs over here"?"
You gotta pay her more for that in Vegas.

Charlie said...

When do we get to see the 300 billion dollar "Climate Change Center"?