May 28, 2023

"Dr. Ash’s old-world affect tilts and curdles, his mien shifting from twinkly 'Mad Men' gentility to something cooler and more menacing."

I'm slogging through a review of a book I would never read: "A Cabin in the Woods, Intermittent Wi-Fi and a Dead Landline/In Megan Abbott’s new novel, 'Beware the Woman,' a romantic dramedy morphs into horror" (NYT).

I'm only reading this review because Meade texted me the link. My response:

 

I'm only blogging this because, having ended up in "Jabberwocky," I took the occasion to check my memory — do I still have it memorized? — and wanted to ask those of you have memorized it, if you have found that there is one word that is the stubborn last holdout. For me, the word is "whiffling." If you're not like me, and it's not "whiffling," then I bet it's "uffish." 

But if you're ever trapped in a cabin in the woods and a monstrous man is trying to kill you, look around — try to find something vorpal.

20 comments:

Temujin said...

I've always been partial to "the fruminous Bandersnatch". fruminous

Although I might occasionally (and sarcastically) shout "Callooh! Callay!" when my wife informs me a certain person is coming to visit.

Wince said...

I'm guessing the horror creeps in where the Cabin in the Woods with intermittent Wi-Fi and a dead landline is in a state with restrictive gun control?

Aggie said...

Sorry, I was away from my desk, hunting a Snicker-snack.

Ann Althouse said...

"I've always been partial to "the fruminous Bandersnatch". fruminous"

You mean "frumious" is the word you keep getting wrong, keep getting the "i" o ut of place, I take it. I've found "frumious" medium hard, in the group with "galumphing" and "vorpal," but not memory-resistant, like "whiffling" and "uffish."

Ann Althouse said...

You've got an extra "n" too. You must be letting "luminous" influence you.

rhhardin said...

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Anthem ohm rafts shout grave.

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Tough rheumious panders nudge.

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Ant study wile untaught.

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Game whipple untruly told she wouldn’t
Purple tacit game.

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Gummed tummy warms maybe much buoy
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Two asp really candies lithe eat oaves
Teach ironed gym baloney wave
Wool mim sewer tabouric roves
Anthem ohm rafts shout grave.

gilbar said...

can't make it to the "out grabe" line.. I'm embarrassed, i can't remember Who/what are outgrabe
But, i DON'T think i've read that poem since my traumatic brain injury
(you're right, inga; brain damage is a burden)

robother said...

If only more young women were aware of President McKinley's wise advice: "Remember The Mien!"

Big Mike said...

She went into the woods without bear spray or a firearm. Now she’s got to improvise.

A broomstick, duct tape, and a nice sharp paring knife can be turned into a spear. And there should be longer, sharp knives in a kitchen drawer. She’s probably not strong enough to handle a full size axe, but if she can find a hatchet …

Owen said...

Snicker snack!

Michelle Dulak Thomson said...

I am still keen on Douglas Hofstadter's investigation into translations of "Jabberwocky" into other languages. "Slithy toves" becomes "les toves lubricilles," I think, in French. But the trick of translation is getting both the meaning and the feel right. "Lubricilles" just hasn't the feel of "slithy."

I like Larry Niven's introduction of bandersnatchi into his universe. There, they are massive, more-than-brontosaurus-sized white things with a cluster of sense organs at the front. Also, intelligent and literate, despite consisting of a single cell.

Does anyone actually know whether "wabe" really is the name of the shorn area of grass round a sundial? Or did Carroll just "make it so"?

rhhardin: I have no words! Thanks. I haven't had such fun since I discovered Orff's "O Fortuna" (from Carmina Burana) in the form of "Oh, four tuna." Or maybe it was a book of nursery rhymes rendered in German: "Diestel pick" (the prick of a thistle) is compared to a lot of things, for example. Only halfway through do you realize that it's "This Little Pig." Or this that Richard Taruskin once passed to me at a colloquium about Beethoven's Ninth:

Freud has got your Telefunken
Out in his solarium


Smilin' Jack said...

Mairzy doats and dozy doats
And liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn’t you?
Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats
and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn’t you?

rhhardin said...

Michelle Dulak Thomson, google "Tweeze denied beef-worker isthmus" ah here's a copy

In general it's after Howard Chace "Ladle Rat Rotten Hut" for which also google.

Michael said...

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Balfegor said...

"'Whiffling'?" I thought. "Isn't it 'whuffling'?" But no, I guess it's "whiffling." So that's the word. I also misremember "borogoves" as "borogroves" and "manxome" as "manxsome," although the last doesn't affect my pronunciation.

Balfegor said...

Re: gilbar:

But, i DON'T think i've read that poem since my traumatic brain injury

I hadn't read it again until just now myself, but it was in my little mental library of poems I recited to myself after I had a stroke last year, in order to practice/recover my enunciation. Not top of the list though, on account of the risk it might make me sound like I had aphasia.

Jamie said...

Dammit, people, I just got back from a francophone island in the Caribbean and I feel as if this is all I've been hearing

Jamie said...

My French isn't good enough to mark the delineations between words!

veni vidi vici said...

First read of this was, "Dr. Ash's old world affects tits and curlers...."

Frankly, after that I don't want to know what his new world is about - I'd be fine in a world of tits and curlers, thanks.

Rusty said...

In a case like that you probably shouldn't be making allusions to "Jabberwocky"and be searching for a real weapon. If you're a woman alone in a cabin deep in the woods how come you didn't pack a gun? A decent size folding knife? nunchucs? Where's your dog?