October 9, 2022

Honk.

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31 comments:

Wince said...

I always thought a "BAN BUMPERSTICKERS!" bumpersticker would be interesting.

Paddy O said...

Honk. Honk.

n.n said...

An audible feedback loop that is a first-order forcing of catastrophic anthropogenic climate change.

mccullough said...

Self-Portrait in a Convex Bumper

Original Mike said...

My favorite bumper sticker is "Visualize Using Your Turn Signal"

Rt41Rebel said...

Honk if you're horny.

RideSpaceMountain said...

Sometimes the only thing to do when clownworld laughs at you is to laugh right back. Honk.

Saint Croix said...

I heard Kanye West put a "Honk if you like Honkies" bumper sticker on his car.

(Joke!)

Jay Vogt said...

My favorite bumper sticker is:

- Don't like my driving. -
Dial 1 800 EAT SH*T

Mike (MJB Wolf) said...

I love that. I’d honk. During the Tea Party protests I'd see small groups here and there in Redlands and San Bernardino holding signs asking for honks to support lower taxes. Lotta honking.

Mike (MJB Wolf) said...

O’Mike, that’s an excellent one.

Narayanan said...

does that mean Canada Godse on board?

do they overfly Wisconsin? migration path

David Duffy said...

When I honk or hear a honk it usually means about 4 seconds have passed from red to green and I or the other person has not taken advantage of the green light to accelerate. It's a good thing when fellow citizens all understand that honk meaning.

Carol said...

Great divas are like hothouse flowers, and I don't expect them to have coherent political views.

It just doesn't go with the territory.

Michael McNeil said...

Lot of honking going on here as the Canada geese start flying south.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

The way things are going, soon people will be arrested for having the wrong bumper sticker.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

If pulled over, don’t laugh, cop may become agitated .

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

William Shatner: My Trip to Space Filled Me With ‘Overwhelming Sadness’

Ignorance is Bliss said...

When my kids were learning to drive I wanted a
Student Driver
What's your excuse?

bumper sticker.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

The Atlantic: “The Racial Inequality of Sleep“

Narr said...

"I put the clever sticker on my Rolls."

"Question Authority. Because a bumper sticker tells you to."

Breezy said...

Every once in a while a word just makes you wonder how it came to be…. “honk” is one of them. Such a strange and nasally irritating word to say and hear. A great case of onomatopoeia….

walter said...

Honkeys represent.

Curious George said...

"Narayanan said...
does that mean Canada Godse on board?

do they overfly Wisconsin? migration path"

Yes. And millions stay the summer and longer shitting all over our golf courses.

Fred Drinkwater said...

Narr, a colleague had "Question Authority" at one rear corner, and "Jesus Is Lord" at the other.

He was ... interesting. Excellent software engineer. He spent quite a while learning how to say "My brain is made of cheese" in different languages.

wendybar said...

Original Mike said...
My favorite bumper sticker is "Visualize Using Your Turn Signal"

10/9/22, 12:52 PM

On my way home to NJ from upstate NY yesterday, there was a flashing billboard on the highway that said "NICE CAR!!" Then the next screen said "It's a shame it didn't come with a turn signal". I laughed out loud. Never expected to see THAT on the highway!

Old and slow said...

The only bumper sticker I have ever had said:

Haikus confuse me
Too often they make no sense
Hand me the pliers

It was on my clapped out old one ton work van.

Narr said...

Good ones! Thanks for the laughs.

7.62x54 R said...

A few years ago, on the Mass Pike, several flashing signs encouraged you to "Useya Blinka" .

Saint Croix said...

The Atlantic: “The Racial Inequality of Sleep“

wow

that was funny but I'm also shaking my head

real article

Of course we could do this all day

The Racial Inequality of Hip-Hop

The Racial Inequality of Ice Hockey

Hello, there are cultural and biological differences in the world.

It's insane that the fuckers obsessed with "diversity" are actually opposed to diversity.

"We want a rainbow coalition of people wearing Mao jackets."

PM said...

Not using turn signals a huge issue w/me - and many others I see.
Tell me what yer thinking, start blinking.