April 20, 2022

For some rhetorical reason, Ted Cruz needed to conjure up the image of "Mickey and Pluto going at it."

37 comments:

mccullough said...

Ted Cruz is creepy

TomHynes said...

They aren't just crazy, they are fucking Goofy.

gilbar said...

their president DID promise that from now on, at least 50% of characters would be LGBTQINC
And that, there would would be kinky, dirty, sleazy cartoon sex.. So YEAH

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

It's not called the "Don't say gay" law.

Why is that LIE allowed to stand?

The LAW is named: "Parental Rights in Education Act."

The collective left are against protecting young children from age-inappropriate sex talk in schools.
Period.

Libs of TikTok exposed green haired/ pierced young age school "teachers" bragging about sneaking age-inappropriate sexual discussions.

No commentary - no alterations - just progressive in their own words - admitting what they do behind closed doors, and in secret, without parental knowledge.

Achilles said...

Who is the pitcher and who is the catcher?

I am going to enjoy watching Disney get torn down and destroyed.

It is a disgusting company run by disgusting people.

Leland said...

How much do researchers pay to watch a Senator speak?

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

Some leftists took Burt and Ernie and created foamy butt puppet sex.

What's the big deal, prudes?

iowan2 said...

Using absurdity, to illuminate absurdity.

In this case, delving into gay and transgender issues with Kindergartners.

Still see zero person defending the educators 'instructing' and 'teaching' this agenda.

readering said...

Maybe he's working on a children's book he can later read from floor of Senate during filibuster.

Rollo said...

You can find the clip from the 70s show ("Soap?" "Mary Hartman?") where Billy Crystal says that Plato was gay and s shocked Katherine Hellmond asks "Mickey Mouse's dog!?" on YouTube.

Lousy, stupid show.

There's also the discussion somewhere about Goofy, Mickey Mouse's dog having a dog of his own, Pluto. I don't know how that was resolved, but it seemed a little cannibalistic to me.

Christopher B said...

Remember why Mickey divorced Minnie? I didn't say she was crazy...

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

Remember - Republicans are not allowed to joke around.

Not in Soviet 'Merica.

Robert Marshall said...

It's called hyperbole.

Not sure how much hyperbole you actually need, though, when the children's entertainment channel you're challenging announces its 'not-so-secret gay agenda' is now driving their programming choices, with the objective of getting a lot more 'queerness' in front of Susie and Johnny.

I think most folks were ready for tolerance for LGBTxyz, until the alphabet-people started demanding their way of life be celebrated as the pinnacle of human relationships. That was a bridge too far.

The Cracker Emcee Refulgent said...

That's pretty great. Sometimes we deliberately say inflammatory things that we know cannot be unsaid. Just to watch the suckers dash themselves against it.

gahrie said...

Hyperbole to make a point?

farmgirl said...

C’mon, man! It’s not like anything like that could ever happen.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10700795/amp/Fury-theatre-company-stages-naked-exploring-sexuality-sexual-pleasure-queerness.html

Quaestor said...

Here's the rhetorical reason: "Mickey and Pluto going at it" neatly sums up how the moral rot introduced by Disney's current power elite blights even the basically wholesome products they inherited from the founder.

Mickey is obvious, but Pluto is the gutslammer. Mickey and his perennial love interest, Minnie (Minerva Mouse?) "going at it" would be unseemly, but natural. Pluto is perhaps unique among the original Disney cast in that he is a dog, not an articulate, bipedal, clothes-wearing dog such as Goofy, but a dog, a bowser. He's Mickey's pet!* Mickey and Pluto going at it on is bestiality, something the cultural apocalypse also seeks to normalize along with pedophilia.

*In the history of theatrical animation, there aren't many anthropomorphic characters that own pets. During the Chuck Jones era at Warner Brothers, there was a string of Porky/Sylvester pairings that cast Sylvester as Porky's companion animal. One of those shorts was "Jumping Jupiter" (1955) in which they are abducted by an alien storkoid from outer space. Incidentally, the flying saucer sound effect was borrowed from another WB oeuvre, the sci-fi classic "Them!".

Narayanan said...

Maybe someone at Disney leaked future script adjustments to SENATOR TED CRUZ

Iman said...

I seem to recall a vulgar drawing from decades back that depicted various Disney characters coupling in a fustercluck.

Who woulda thunk it possible it would devolve even further from there…

n.n said...

Trans-species? Trans-social? Don't say trans/homosexual, because it is not politically congruent ("="), but rather equal and inclusive.

That said, this calls for a pride parade of lions, lionesses, and their [unPlanned] cubs, in what would surely be a gay: full of joy, merry; light-hearted, and carefree, event. Hakuna matata.

n.n said...

It's not called the "Don't say gay" law.

Why is that LIE allowed to stand?


Sanctimonious pride. Empathetic appeal. JournoListic braying consensus. The same means that enable progressives and liberals, under their Twilight faith (i.e. emanations from penumbras, conflation of logical domains) and Pro-Choice "ethical" religion, to prosecute warlock judgments, carry out witch trials, and rationalize the wicked solution (e.g. planned parent/hood) for social, redistributive, clinical, and fair weather causes.

n.n said...

Maybe someone at Disney leaked future script adjustments to SENATOR TED CRUZ

A whistleblower that exposes something trans-social is in progress.

Who woulda thunk it possible it would devolve even further from there…

Evolve. The fitness function has changed. For example, the natural order of "fitness".

mezzrow said...

Cruz is just waiting for the reaction so it can be leveraged. The branding exercise continues.

"Groomers pounce on criticism of corporate culture from Ted Cruz, well-known Hispanic senator from Texas." - from a different bubble

stream of consciousness post here - no actual viability claimed:

Other than its value as a distraction from the economy, what does this do for the progressive left and those dreadful corporate Dems with whom they are at war? (If you have ever lived or worked within or in proximity to the mouse, you know it is not your friend.)

answer: shorter lines and less waiting for attractions at the parks. How much more would you pay for that? How can Disney leverage their progressive appeal to maximize revenue from a smaller, more affluent, more single fanbase? Imagine if they offered live theatrical productions or musical performances of the highest quality to parkgoers? The kind that would appeal to our gracious host? It would be expensive and maybe exclusive, but if NYC keeps sliding down the skids it would be safer to experience it there at the parks, wouldn't it? They might know something we don't. Maybe the family is the past, not the future.

Jupiter said...

What? Is there something offensive about the image of a mouse butt-fucking a dog?

We used to say it was OK because they were "consenting adults", but apparently that isn't good enough any more. Now, if one "adult" consents, that makes it OK to share with any number of children. Perverted fucking freaks.

iowan2 said...

Remember why Mickey divorced Minnie? I didn't say she was crazy..

It wasn't because Minnie was crazy.

Quaestor said...

Mickey and Pluto going at it on is bestiality, something the cultural apocalypse also seeks to normalize along with pedophilia.

This should read Mickey and Pluto going at it is bestiality, something the cultural apocalypse also seeks to normalize along with pedophilia.

This almost always happens when I edit myself. My original sex euphemism here was getting it on, but on second thought I chose to stay with Cruz's idiom, but I failed to delete mine entirely.

Robert Cook said...

"There's also the discussion somewhere about Goofy, Mickey Mouse's dog having a dog of his own, Pluto. I don't know how that was resolved, but it seemed a little cannibalistic to me."

A coded reference to slavery, obviously. Man owns man, dog owns dog, and all that.

Robert Cook said...

"Mickey and Pluto going at it on is bestiality, something the cultural apocalypse also seeks to normalize along with pedophilia."

Well, not bestiality, as they're both (non-human) animals. One is a mouse and other a dog. It's inter-species sex.

rcocean said...

Ted Cruz is just a fake. Always, Mr. Tail-end charlie full of useless rhetoric. He talks tought, does little. BTW, he was calling the Jan 6th protesters "Insurrectionists" and "Terrorists" until he got to much blowback. But he did it for over one year.

Anyway, his whole shtick is to throw some redmeat to the Right, and the Trump supporters, while voting with Mitch and the gang.

Anonymous said...

"It's not called the "Don't say gay" law.

Why is that LIE allowed to stand?"

Are you new to the USA?

Remember `Death Panels' or the many many many prior examples of this?

Kate said...

This is why Trump beat Cruz in the 2016 primaries. Zodiac can't tell the difference between what's boldly funny and what's just creepy.

Humperdink said...

Perfect opportunity for Pete Buttigieg to toss his condom in the ring as the next CEO of Disney, who is allegedly on thin ice. If Mayor Pete can run South Bend into the ground the Disney group should be a walk in the park ... so to speak.

What's emanating from your penumbra said...

For some rhetorical reason, Ted Cruz needed to conjure up the image of "Mickey and Pluto going at it."

What's the big deal? Disney has been "conjuring" up images like that for awhile "for some ... reason..."

wendybar said...

Where in the bill does it mention the word GAY at all Mark??? Or are you just repeating the same old tired talking points CNN spews hourly??? WHY is it so important to Groomers to teach kids in 3rd grade and under about sex and gender?? Go watch some tic toc videos of some of the teachers and you will understand WHY this bill was needed.

Iman said...

I remember a time when a male with facial hair, or long sideburns or longish hair was told by Disney Co. that would disqualify him for a job. My, how things have changed.

Howard said...

This shit really turns you people on. You keep losing sexual repression whack a mole.

Lurker21 said...

Parents do get the strangest ideas about Disney characters. Like we do with Batman and Robin or Superman and Lois Lane. The Disney corporation shouldn't be encouraging adults in their dirty thoughts by talking too much about sexuality and gender.