February 6, 2022

Zuckerberg cried.

TikTok mocks:
@dollarmotivationclub Mark Zuckerberg Cried to Facebook staff over losing $30 Billion in 1 day #markzuckerberg #facebook #billionaire #business #news #fb #money ♬ original sound - Dollar Motivation Club

25 comments:

tcrosse said...

Zuckerberg wept.

gilbar said...

what did we all expect, from a man whose claim to fame is making a webpage to rate coeds?

Clyde said...

A billion here, 30 billion there and soon you’re talking about real money.

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

Take your corrupt democrat party mule drop boxes - and shove them, Mark.

Mike Sylwester said...

Mark Zuckerberg sure showed Donald Trump!

wildswan said...

Zuck's Song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pzkszgjkj6Q

Ceciliahere said...

Zuck this! Sissy boy! Nobody likes you.

Achilles said...

Did he cry for Xi?

Or just name his kid after him?

Ice Nine said...

I would recommend to this TikTok guy that he never bother applying for a job at Babylon Bee.

Josephbleau said...

I use a vpn. When I try to watch tic toc it won’t let me see it unless I turn off the vpn. That means that tic toc wants to force me to let them have all of my data they can grab, not that they can’t get some things anyway. This means tic toc is evil.

Humperdink said...

Zuck's feet are firmly planted in quicksand. Will Zuckenfreude request a government bailout?

NorthOfTheOneOhOne said...

That's Zuckerborg's biggest character flaw, he's never failed.

PM said...

Dear TikTok,
Tick-tock, tick-tock, etc.

farmgirl said...

You win some.
You lose some.

cubanbob said...

If I lost 30 billion I would cry as well.

rehajm said...

Any real anxiety Zuck has is not over the loss of billions but the significance of the loss of influence that financial loss represents. Like CNN's behavioral scientists have discovered, if you don't have the eyeballs watching you're not gonna have much influence over the next election...

Better buy some more ballot boxes and election officials, Zuck (sniff)...

Jupiter said...

In "The Thin Red Line", James Jones' brilliant novel about the Second World War in the Pacific, there is a scene in which a young American soldier is horribly wounded, and lies in the open between the lines, screaming. As his fellow soldiers look on in horror, afraid to expose themselves to help him, the Japs shout "Cly, Yank, Cly!".

Mike of Snoqualmie said...

Zuckerbot bribed election officials to count his way with $420M from his facebook profits. Cry me a river.

The only thing I'm sorry about him losing $30B is that it wasn't $300B.

tommyesq said...

He won't be able to afford those fancy haircuts now. I'd cry too!

Iman said...

And when they told him
They wouldn’t subscribe anymore
He cried (Zuck cried)
And when they told him
His bank book was not like before
He cried (Zuck cried)

Heartless Aztec said...

I'll Cry Instead

https://youtu.be/zfnkMBOSIUQ

madAsHell said...

You'd think they guy could afford a decent haircut, or does his Mom still cut it for him??

Spiros said...

Victimized billionaires are nothing new. Leon Cooperman, a billionaire hedge fund manager, went on CNBC and cried about Elizabeth Warren's wealth tax proposal. This man is hilarious. A few years before that stupidity, Cooperman lashed out at Republicans who tried to close the hedge fund tax loophole by comparing their behavior to Hitler's invasion of Poland. He also said Obama was like Hitler as well.

catter said...

What's the word for enjoying the pain that one imagines others are suffering?

Schadenfraud?

M Jordan said...

"Zuckerberg wept"

You forgot the reference: Meta 30:000,000,000