December 21, 2021

When all else fails... get a puppy!

Imagine if Trump got a German shepherd and called it Commander! What a Nazi he is!

54 comments:

Original Mike said...

"When all else fails…get a puppy!"

Better than starting a war, I guess.

Temujin said...

"Imagine if Trump got a German shepherd and called it Commander? What a Nazi he is!"

Hilarious. And correct. There would have been a cavalcade of breathless news reports talking as if they had the proof of Trump's actual Nazi leanings. How funny. And predictable. And tiresome.

I'm Not Sure said...

Biden doesn't have any more interest in having a dog than Trump did. At least Trump was honest about it.

Hammond X. Gritzkofe said...

Already knew the Commander in Chief is a dog. No news there.

Ron Winkleheimer said...

Instead they criticized him for not having a dog.

https://slate.com/technology/2019/10/donald-trump-and-dogs-whats-the-deal.html

gilbar said...

isn't this, like Jo Biden's FOURTH dog?
doesn't he keep sending them to the pound, after they attack people?

Joe Smith said...

The previous dog was euthanized and given to Obama just in time for Christmas dinner...

Rory said...

I'm 62, and I have an old German Shepherd. I've already decided there are no puppies in my future, because I don't want to leave an old dog alone at the far end.

Wince said...

Imagine if Trump got a German shepherd and called it Commander? What a Nazi he is!

"Herr Kommandant."

Mr Wibble said...

Major has gone to live on a farm.

Biden will be joining him shortly.

Dave Begley said...

People fall for this kind of stuff. The Left regularly comments about how Biden has empathy and how that is such a prized quality in a President. All the while, that fucking idiot Biden is allowing fentanyl to flood the country and kill Americans. Empathy my ass! Most people can't think straight; too emotional.

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

poor dog. He's a prop.

Ceciliahere said...

Biden can get a whole kennel of puppies and he still will be the worst president. Now, he’ll also include a cat to appeal to all the feline lovers. What a loser!

mikee said...

The name is an insider joke, indicating that even the dog is more in charge of things than poor old demented Joe.

Scot said...

First rule for trainer: Kommandant must like ice cream!

Beasts of England said...

Just like fellow Democrat Bull Connor!

Owen said...

What happened to the last dog: Major, I think? Wasn't he banished for repeatedly biting (or snapping at) people? What makes anybody think that Commander will do better?

AlbertAnonymous said...

Should have named him “Brandon”

Menahem Globus said...

Hopefully he'll fare better than poor Buddy.

FWBuff said...

That's exactly what I said to my wife when we saw this story last night on the news!

phantommut said...

How long before conservatives start calling the dog "Commie?"

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

Yo puppy - go bite the crook's ass. Do it for the people!

wendybar said...

Or as he is known to American citizens...COMMIE!!! How fitting.

Not Sure said...

Apparently the focus groups thought he needed to butch up.

rcocean said...

My what big ears you have, Grandma!

Lexington Green said...

His nickname is Commie.

John henry said...

Perhaps it is a reference to The Commander in The Story of O?

That would fit Brandon's supercreepy sexual predilections.

John LGBTQBNY Henry

Quaestor said...

The banality of Resident Biden -- like, wow, man. Champ, Major (as in major hazard), now Commander. No originality, no humor, no thought.

Quaestor said...

What happened to the last dog: Major, I think? Wasn't he banished for repeatedly biting (or snapping at) people?

I'd repeatedly bit and snap if naked Joe chased me.

DanTheMan said...

Given that Biden and the left are turning us into a banana republic, I would have gone with "El Jefe"...

Left Bank of the Charles said...

Commander is an O-5 naval rank, one rank above the army and marine O-4 rank of Major.

Not Sure said...

If he adds another dog 'n' names it Chief, I'll salute him.

Bilwick said...

Since Dopey Joe is a big fan of the Command economy, the dog's name makes sense.

walter said...

"Hunter" was taken.

Foose said...

Maybe we can start calling Biden "The Handmaid," since the Commander is her master in Margaret Atwood's dystopian "Handmaid's Tale."

Lucien said...

Staff told President Biden to employ a “wag the dog” strategy, so this is what he did.

Achilles said...

Original Mike said...

"When all else fails…get a puppy!"

Better than starting a war, I guess.

Joe Biden starts wars.

Then makes sure we lose them.

Nothing will unify the democrat base like the US losing a war.

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Limited blogger said...

Why is a 'German' Shepherd the national dog?

Why not an American Staffordshire Terrier?

exhelodrvr1 said...

Commander is O-5, Major is O-4. So this is a promotion.

Rollo said...

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. -- Harry S Truman

Except he never actually said it.

That, or a quote very close to it, goes back to James Whitmore playing Truman in "Give 'Em Hell, Harry!"

I can't wait 20 years. I want to see the Biden film/play/miniseries now.

Of course, when they do make it, it will be a whitewash, like the Truman play.

Rory said...

"What happened to the last dog: Major, I think?"

It seems Major is going to live with some other family now.

Rollo said...

"When all else fails…get a puppy!"

Better than starting a war, I guess.


Either way, it's "wagging the dog."

And at least Biden's granddaughters may be safe if it's the dog he's showering with.

rcocean said...

Hope he does better than Socks the cat. Or whatever Clinton called their prop Dog.

Wince said...

Pure-bred German shepherds usually develop hip problems, don't they?

Drago said...

Left Bank of the Charles: "Commander is an O-5 naval rank, one rank above the army and marine O-4 rank of Major."

Astonishing insight.

Gunner said...

Biden is like a parody of a wannabee tough guy 20th century man.

Anthony said...

New dog is a higher rank - Major is O-4, Commander is O-5.

jim5301 said...

Why the continuing obsession with Trump on this site? Trump of course hated dogs but if he did get a dog and if it were a German Shepard and if he did name it Commander, I don't think anyone would care.

joshbraid said...

https://babylonbee.com/news/its-official-new-white-house-dog-to-be-named-karl-barx

madAsHell said...

Commander??

At least we know who is in charge now.......

MayBee said...

I think it's weird to rehome a dog and then get a puppy of the same. breed. Like, maybe that breed isn't right for you.

Drago said...

jim5301: "Trump of course hated dogs but if he did get a dog and if it were a German Shepard and if he did name it Commander, I don't think anyone would care."

Spoken like a true "LLR".

And, of course, a moronic lie as the last 6 years have demonstrated conclusively and irrefutably.

Assistant Village Idiot said...

Right on schedule. Checkers. Buddy.