December 15, 2021

"If we're so beautiful and so treasured, why is it that we're never touched?"

This is brilliant, but I must put it below the fold because TikTok video disrupts some browsers:

 

@annaredhair__

this started as a bit and now i want to write a period piece about locked away fine china ##perioddrama ##anthropomorphism

♬ Gymnopédie No. 1 (Erik Satie) - Myuu
And "Oh, to be in the front row!"
@annaredhair__

rotating my mugs out as we speak ##morningcoffee ##comedy ##mug ##goodwillpurchase

♬ original sound - Anna Rudegeair

28 comments:

rehajm said...

She’s compelling. I’d give her the part…

We started with one set so the everyday stuff is the good stuff, or that’s how it began. Relatives thought we were poor or something so they give us gifts thinking we need more…

The McCoy smiley face mugs from my youth have become a bit too treasured and were relegated to the HOF on an upper shelf…

farmgirl said...

The 1st one drove me up a wall- I was offended.
The 2nd one is absolutely priceless. The most relatable thing I think I’ve heard- I’m cry/laughing… hard. Love it.

The reason I hated the 1st- I replaced her fine-boned edges for elitist smugness.
The 2nd because I can relate- every time I open the cupboard door- lol
Pick me pick me!! And I do have my favorites- the ones that feel the best on my lips…

Kai Akker said...

First one smiles, second one LOLs. Good ones, Anna Redhair.

gilbar said...

at the risk of sounding like a guy...
i would Totally USE That mug; don't get me started on that Fine china

rhhardin said...

Women keep fine china for when she invites guests over, is why.

The point is impressing friends with what a good deal she's made for herself, and the clumsy slob she lives with isn't allowed to touch it normally.

Michael R. Arndorfer said...

"Are my handles to big?"

michaele said...

Each one is brilliant because they they express a profound truism in a funny relatable way.

rhhardin said...

I've been using the same white porcelain) coffee cup with a coffee-residued crack down the side for three decades.

Mr Wibble said...

She is adorable. I just want to buy her a farm and put babies in her.

What's emanating from your penumbra said...

There are thousands of inanimate objects in people's houses, and I'm already bored with this genre after watching 1/4 of one video.

Nancy said...

Thank you, Ann!

AlbertAnonymous said...

There’s some truth to this…

After 30 years of marriage hardly ever using the china (and inheriting a second set of china that the in-laws never used) we said WTF and started using it whenever we had friends over (which is a lot). We also put it in the dishwasher like anything else so it’s not a PITA to hand wash…

Mid-Life Lawyer said...

That's fun. The first video goes well with my having just emerged from a Tennessee Williams rabbit hole I fell into for an hour after reading a quote of his from Follies of God.

mikee said...

Restaurant supply stores have provided me with my most-used plates, cups and glasses. A neighbor who was a chef decades ago suggested this to me, when I admired his table settings. Inexpensive and high quality. What could the TikTok performance artist do with that, I wonder?

"Every meal, I wonder when the bill will come, but it never does. No tips, either."

Wa St Blogger said...

Good find. Very well done.

Scot said...

I enjoy the retelling of story from the POV of a peripheral character. My favorite of the genre is Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead.

Here, the "original story" is pretty thin. The cups don't do anything but talk. Perhaps the cat will bust out a fiddle, sing "Hey Diddle Diddle", and a cup & a spoon will be discovered under mistress's bed.

Ms. Rudegeair is clever, I look forward to the next episode.

Gerda Sprinchorn said...

Like the plight of the silent letters in so many words. Sometimes, I pronounce the silent letters so they know they aren't completely forgotten.

Was just listening to some Chaucer with the original pronunciations, and, boy oh boy, once upon a time they used to pronounce all those letters. Must have plumb worn themselves out doing that. I can see why they stopped pronouncing so many of them.

Temujin said...

Wonderful. Clever, funny, and well stated. Another one from you that makes me think I should rethink my attitude about TikTok and give it a look.

Maybe.

typingtalker said...

We have too ... much ... stuff. Anyone who has sorted through the posessions (detritis?) of a deceased relative or friend knows that most haven't been touched, let alone used, in years.

Do your heirs a favor -- donate, give away, or throw away anything you haven't touched in the last 12 months.

Howard said...

Marie Kondo's philosophy as inspiration for humor.

Jamie said...

Looking forward to privacy so I can watch these - didn't bring my earbuds out into the world today.

My husband's grandmother willed me (not my husband) her sterling flatware, because, she said, she knew I would actually use it. We do: for at least two months a year, my husband's birth month and from Thanksgiving to New Year's, they are our everyday flatware. This year after my husband's birth month I just never got around to putting them away - only to find that my husband and son don't like using them because they are scaled wrong for their modern sensibilities (and apparently hands).

Oh well... Back to two months a year.

wildswan said...

Really good. Though I have a different cupboard because all my favorites break and the clunkers, which are always unbreakable somehow, rule for awhile and then I tire of their banal rule, donate them and get new ones I really like - and they break. Then the ones it turns out I didn't really like rule for awhil

James K said...

It's not about the china. She's wondering why she isn't getting laid. I've heard the claim (which I don't really believe) that some especially beautiful women have trouble because men they encounter think they are above the men's "pay grade."

Achilles said...

Watchability and click through rates.

You can make anything compelling with good presentation. People like to see emotions. Something to connect to.

Hot chicks have an advantage on click through rates. But creating good solid click bait is just as much an art.

effinayright said...

IIRC our Blog Mistress spoke once of preferring a coffee mug with a slightly out-turned lip, which she said somehow felt better when sipped from.

I have one such mug in my kitchen cabinet, and every time I reach for it I think, "This is the kind Althouse likes".

(if I'm wrong, no need to post this comment!)

Yancey Ward said...

I have to second the comments of Mr. Wibble and Gilbar. She is too adorable for her own good.

mutecypher said...

I always thought my GI Joe must get sad in his footlocker if I didn't play with him for a while.

Now I need to worry about my dishes. *sigh*

Iman said...

Gingerific!