With that bulbous nose and uninteresting tubular figure, the canny observer may assume the dog secretly longs to be called hot. Nevertheless, trolling the analyst is one of the first-line defense mechanisms, thus the fake confession of longing to be recognized as intelligent.
Women are a lot like sausages in that respect, but they're the best of the wurst.
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15 comments:
Might it help if you stop acting like a brat?
"You may already be a weiner!"
On the Internet, no one knows you’re really a dog.
Ich bin ein Frankfurter.
Nobody gets called intelligent. Usually smart. "He's the smartest guy I know."
A woman wants to be respected for her feelings.
I spend an hour every morning getting ready to go out. I put on my make up, do my hair, choose my scent and select my outfit for the day.
Then I spend the rest of the day being offended when people tell me I'm attractive.
With that bulbous nose and uninteresting tubular figure, the canny observer may assume the dog secretly longs to be called hot. Nevertheless, trolling the analyst is one of the first-line defense mechanisms, thus the fake confession of longing to be recognized as intelligent.
Women are a lot like sausages in that respect, but they're the best of the wurst.
Needs a thought bubble for the shrink: "Why?"
is this a Jeffrey Toobin thread?
Middle name is Diggity...
Gahrie, you're a natural beauty!
tcrosse,
Ich bin ein Frankfurter.
Oh, you rock my world! Doubleplusexcellent! Though I do wonder how many people will get it.
Just once, I'd like to called a foot long.
shrink: "to be frank, that's a stretch."
Just for once, I'd like to cut the mustard.
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