One of Biden's dogs pooped on the floor, per pool
— Kathryn Watson (@kathrynw5) March 31, 2021
"Champ and Major were spotted in the hallway outside the Palm Room doors in front of the Diplomatic Room. There was dog poo on the floor. It’s unclear which dog was responsible for it"
March 31, 2021
Biden dog update.
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"It’s unclear which dog was responsible for it"
Has Joe been ruled out?
Are they sure it didn't come out of Joe's ear piece along with his policies ?
Again- we should put him down.
No...not the dogs.
OK- just to avoid the secret service showing up, I mean, put him into a nice New York nursing home.
"It’s unclear which dog was responsible for it"
Come on. We all know it was The Russians.
> Now there is one well-trained pooch.
> Isn't house breaking a dog like the first thing you do?
> Did the Biden's obtain this dog from the streets of San Francisco?
> Has Major been busted to private?
1. I am certain every White House dog has pooped in the White House at some point. If a dog has to go and it doesn't know how to let you know or where it has to go, it's going to poop eventually
2. This is why the people who are all about You Have To Rescue a Dog are wrong. Not everyone has the time or inclination to put into raising a rescue dog if it has challenges from its prior circumstances
3. This is why the people who hated Trump for not having a dog are wrong. Not everyone has the time or inclination into giving a dog the attention it needs.
This is a perfect metaphor for the kind of job Joe has been doing
There was dog poo on the floor. It’s unclear which dog was responsible for it
But are they 100% sure it was dog poop?
Major bit someone else in the White House this week, so I'm betting that no one has the guts to housebreak him (with a newspaper swat much less rub his nose in it.) There might be a reason Major at 3 was a shelter dog.
This story is so ridiculous. Get the dog(s) out of there. It is clear to any dog owner that these dogs are completely confused and are not being taken care of properly. Send Jill's dogs back to Delaware, preferably with Jill, since that is the only person they are listening to.
Anybody check Slow Joe's depends for a gap in coverage?
Everybody's a critic - including the dog.
Forget the southern border, this is a real crisis for Biden. He has to exterminate the poor canine without word leaking out. But then again, he has his own press.
Or put the thing on Ebay. Who wouldn't want to have a souvenir from the Biden administration? A dog that bites everyone and craps everywhere. The dog owner could have his/her own blog.
MayBee said...
1. I am certain every White House dog has pooped in the White House at some point. If a dog has to go and it doesn't know how to let you know or where it has to go, it's going to poop eventually
If you have a dog; there will be poop! Even a well trained dog will have accidents and/or get diarrhea at some point and there will be poop. If you've got cats; there will be hairballs.
3. This is why the people who hated Trump for not having a dog are wrong. Not everyone has the time or inclination into giving a dog the attention it needs.
I've always thought that was a crock. If the President has a dog, fine. If he doesn't, fine. I like dogs, but not everyone does and dog's are not necessarily a bellwether for a person's character.
Sure, blame the dog.
Everyone beat me to it. ;-D
Dogs, like children, act out when they are not taken care of properly. I would suggest Joe and the Doctor are to blame.
How appropriate. It is a shit administration after all.
Joe said it tasted like Major's. POOL
Whose job is it to walk the dogs?
The governments response: establish a committee, select the members, fund it, release the results within two years, then move the status to an investigation, and bury the results.
He got a dogrocket in his pocket
Finger in the socket
All of dat Biden Administration screwing teh pooch must’ve knocked somethin’ loose.
Ruff out there for a pooch.
If Trump had a pet who was behaving even half as badly as this dog, his dumbshit detractors would be calling him an abusive owner. That is what gets me mad, the hypocrisy.
Yeah, I am sure it was his dog.
It reminds me of the joke where a kid has dinner with his girlfriend’s family and desperately has to fart. He finally lets one out and his girlfriend says “Rover!” He is relieved, lets out a little more, her mother says “Rover!!” Thinking it was working, he lets out a long one, her dad says “Rover!!! Get out of there before he shits on you!”
Is it "normal" for the first family pets to have full run of the entire White House? I would expect them to be mostly confined the the private quarters section.
Are they sure it was the dog and not biden?
Oh Yea said...
Dogs, like children, act out when they are not taken care of properly. I would suggest Joe and the Doctor are to blame.
Yup. I wonder how chaotic the Bidens' life is. Dogs want consistency and order in their lives.
This is how pets tell you to fuck off. They are upset about their circumstances.
We dog sat for the grandkids and their new puppy. They got him at weaning and he is now 6 months and 85 lbs. House broken in less than a week, and no accidents for over a month. Util he was here. Pooped on the bedroom once and the next day he left a stream of pee, all the way around the kitchen island. We were getting him out every hour-ish, and letting him run on our acreage, so exercise was not the issue.
He's a good dog, just upset about being away from home and missing his master(s). This sounds exactly the same.
This is why the people who are all about You Have To Rescue a Dog are wrong.
What? Around here rescue organizations have a home visit and it costs you $400 to adopt a rescue dog.
This is how pets tell you to fuck off. They are upset about their circumstances.
We had a half jack russell that was perfectly house trained and had a doggy door so she could go out anytime she wanted. But, if she got upset for some reason she would always leave a landmine on the floor next to my wife's side of the bed.
Can they determine the dog by doing DNA testing on the poop?
(I'm a member of the Kathryn Watson fan club. Her dad used to hang out with mine.)
"This is how pets tell you to fuck off. They are upset about their circumstances."
I had my rescue German Shepherd about six months when a friend left her two Shepherds with me for a night. I was to transport her dogs to their usual kennel the next morning. When I packed up her dogs and drove away without him, he did the only two poops he ever did in the house, and just peed generally.
Biden's brains leaked out of his head.
iowan2 said...
This is how pets tell you to fuck off. They are upset about their circumstances.
Joe must have announced that he was going to take a shower!
DavidUW said...
"Are they sure it was the dog and not biden?"
It was Buffalo Shaman.
Did anyone step in it?
I, for one, find it reassuring that the White House Press Pool can recognize actual dog feces. Much of their reporting over the past years has led me to worry they couldn't tell the difference between a pile of this material and one of their reported stories.
So the Biden’s are too lazy to housebreak the dogs and too cheap to hire someone to do it and walk them?
One of Biden's dogs pooped on the floor
Next best thing to a Trump tweet.
Major is Trump's mole.
Hope it was hard.
Wow lots of people have experienced pissed off pet.
The best (worst?) for us?
Must be forty years ago by now. We did 2 weeks motorcycling out east. Road into Georgia, then north to Gatlinburg then all of the Blue Ridge Parkway,and Skyline Drive.
But, we left the cat alone in the house, with a person coming by daily to scratch his ears.
We got home about 9 pm. Pulled into the garage, pulled the door down and immediately crawled into our heated waterbed. The last 100 miles the temps had dropped and it was 50F by the time we got off the bike. While not freezing, we were definitely looking forward to our heated bed.
The cat was happy to see us, joined us in bed, all reunited and happy. Then my wife felt something else warm...the cat had snuggled in between her legs for while, then sat up looked her in the eyes and peed. The cat bounced off the furnace when thrown down the basement stairs and the basement door stayed shut for the next 24 hours.
If this was Obama, he would have reminded Major and Champ about his dog-eating days and the problem would be settled.
Sadly, this is the best pure reporting I've seen from the White House Press Pool.
This is why the people who hated Trump for not having a dog are wrong.
Exactly. I prefer it when people whose lifestyle does not accommodate pet owning don't own pets. There are other politicians who got pets and it seemed like the animals were just props. That's cruel and pointless. I don't understanding giving a damn over someone not being a pet owner.
If Trump had a pet who was behaving even half as badly as this dog, his dumbshit detractors would be calling him an abusive owner. That is what gets me mad, the hypocrisy.
I guess I'm a dumbshit Biden detractor, because I think the dog is acting out because of stress. I think their treatment of the dogs is abusive - especially if the tail pulling story is true. They could have adopted a breed of dog that is more mellow. They chose GSDs. They shouldn't have made the commitment to adopt if they were not willing to work to make the transition to the WH comfortable for them.
Hunter left a present for The Big Guy.
Mary Beth said...
They could have adopted a breed of dog that is more mellow. They chose GSDs.
But...but...it was Adolf's favorite breed!
Biting people and pooping in the floor is a sign of molestation.
Now who do we know at the White House is suspected of that?
Major,
Show us where he grabbed you.
Iowan2: Yes, cats will always get their revenge, one way or another.
Since it was introduced, I've been looking for chances to use the "without evidence" trope. So here: "A pile of poop was found outside the Diplomatic Room in the White House. Without evidence, a White House spokesperson said that a dog was responsible for the poop."
Wow lots of people have experienced pissed off pet.}}}}
Eight years ago, we had a middle-aged standard poodle and two cats, Buddy and Harvest. Harvest was very attached to me. All was peace in the animal kingdom until I got a new puppy, on the theory that my poodle needed companionship since we are gone for 10+ hours a day (Boy was I wrong about the companionship theory!).
A few days after the puppy came into the house, our perfectly-litter-trained Harvest snuck into our bedroom and left a massive dump----on my husband's pillow.
Major takes bite out of WH staffer, digests it, leaves it on floor.
-Say what you will, Trump's dog never shit in the White House.
mikee wrote:
"I, for one, find it reassuring that the White House Press Pool can recognize actual dog feces. Much of their reporting over the past years has led me to worry they couldn't tell the difference between a pile of this material and one of their reported stories."
LOL! I wish I had thought of that angle.
All focus on the dog is to distract us from something else
"All focus on the dog is to distract us from something else"
Like the thought of thousands of children who are total strangers locked up together in overcrowded conditions indefinitely and how that situation is becoming a catastrophe? And how they are feeling and coping? After all they went through to get here and this is what is happening to them?
If Hunter has hit the dog kibble, can staffers really tell?
This sounds like a stressed out pooch. GSDs are territorial and protective. It is in an environment full of strange people constantly running around. Think of the staff a guy l;ike Biden would hire. Dogs are excellent judges of human character. If you were in Major's place, wouldn't you bite them too?
Personally, I'm on Major's side in this. He should stay and the staff should be shipped home.
Get the FBI on it! They apparently have nothing better to do.
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