May 5, 2020

"They were playing Rambo. They were playing hero."

Said Venezuelan President Maduro, quoted in "Venezuela detains two Americans allegedly involved in failed raid to remove Maduro/President Nicolas Maduro claims men were among 13 ‘terrorists’ involved in plot to enter country via the coast and oust him" (The Guardian).

21 comments:

gspencer said...

They shoulda taken Bruce Willis along.

Narayanan said...

Amazing - even fascists acknowledge Rambo is Hero

iowan2 said...

Either Venezuela is lying or they really do have a couple of our special ops guys. Either way, this would be a great time for the President to promise to send in half a dozen kill teams to get them out, and that means killing , Maduro and all near to him.
Get it done.

narciso said...

Just one ex green beret gondreau and some irregulars supposedly he was the advisor to the fmr head of the maracay garrison.

J. Farmer said...

@iowan2:

Either Venezuela is lying or they really do have a couple of our special ops guys. Either way, this would be a great time for the President to promise to send in half a dozen kill teams to get them out, and that means killing , Maduro and all near to him.

Ex-special ops guys. Sounds like they were floating around the "private security" job market. A lot of these guys go into civilian life with a skill set that is not especially marketable and end up peddling their military credentials. Some of them are more authentic than others. Goudreau seems like a total nitwit. His firm's business plan was to embed armed security personnel undercover in schools to defend against a school shooting. The website is hilarious, especially the video montage of him in combat, on a private plane, an awkward, blurry photo op with Bush, and him running in nothing but a pair of boxer briefs and backpack. His biggest private security job before the raid on Venezuela was working security at a concert held on the Colombian-Venezuelan border in support of Guaido. He hooked up with some drug trafficking anti-Maduro dissident who had cobbled together a "resistance" of about 100 army deserters who had been setting around doing nothing since fleeing into Colombia.

It's almost unfathomable that Goudreau could have thought such a minuscule show of force would have any impact. His totally naive point-of-view actually seems earnest. I think a lot of guys like Goudreau, for their own ego integrity, they have to convince themselves that what they were doing was for a good cause and would ultimately be a betterment to humanity.

I'm Full of Soup said...

Shades of the latest season of Jack Ryan on Amazon.

Robert Cook said...

"Either Venezuela is lying or they really do have a couple of our special ops guys. Either way, this would be a great time for the President to promise to send in half a dozen kill teams to get them out, and that means killing , Maduro and all near to him.
Get it done."


That is the American Way: compound one stupid crime with a larger, stupider (and costlier) one.

StephenFearby said...

Since the Venezuelan's welcoming party was evidently well-prepared for their coming, the odds are better than even that an informer told them about this invasion.

Reminds me of the plot of the Guns of Navarone (informer in the Greek Resistance tips off the Germans that the unwatched cliffs were going to be scaled by am Allied demolition team.)

But like the Bay of Pigs affair, this ill-fated expedition was real, not make-believe.

Tomcc said...

J Farmer mentioned this story in a comment earlier today. I saw the story online this afternoon. It does appear to be a privately funded debacle, using a couple of private security ex-military types. I can't imagine anyone talking me into this scenario for any amount of money.
I worked in the tech sector for many years. I've sat through many a sales presentation by very enthusiastic professionals and left the room thinking: "these guys are delusional".

Howard said...

What are the odds Goudreau is a Trumper?

LordSomber said...

"They drew first blood..."

LordSomber said...

"Reminds me of the plot of the Guns of Navarone"

More like "The A-Team."

Quaestor said...

What are the odds Goudeau is a Trumper?

About the same as the odds that the owner of this painting was a Hillary bagman.

Quaestor said...

Perfect decorfor a $5000-a-plate fundraiser for Hillary Clinton.

narciso said...

Very small force like that of jose martis incursion in 1895, which proved fatal

Wince said...

What are the odds Maduro was the one who actually hired them through a front and set them up?

Kay said...

Bay of Pigs 2?

buwaya said...

One reason there is an independent Venezuela at all (and Colombia, Peru, Chile, etc.) is because of all the British and other foreign filibusterers that put their noses into the troubles of the Spanish empire. Both Miranda and Bolivar critically depended on them. And so for most of the Spanish-American liberators.

This incident has been played out, just like this, hundreds of times. Most of these things ended in disaster. Its the occasional successful ones that are remembered.

~ Gordon Pasha said...

I was told by a friend who was an officer on a submarine that every time they delivered SEALS or other special operators for a mission they always made sure that they had their drivers licenses, passports, and VA cards on them. /sarc

hstad said...

Wow, a whole "13 of them" what an Army! You're going to read a thousand such memes over the next year. Remember "Baghdad Bob" - the end is near for Maduro and his Mafia. The shrillness of invasions, terrorists, assassinations will become overwhelming. Anyone ask what kind of supposed professional 'assassin' gets caught - not a very good one. Pablum for the peons - Maduro's model! Blame everyone else!

spencer said...They shoulda taken Bruce Willis along. Thanks for the laugh - love it!

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