May 25, 2020

"The historian Grace Vicary has argued that codpieces were, in a sense, the P.P.E. of their day, born as a means of containing a disease..."

"... in this case syphilis, which was then sweeping through Europe. Treating the French pox, as it was known, called for 'a whole galaxy of herbs, minerals, syrups, and decoctions,' Vicary writes, applied directly in 'a variety of messy unguents and poultices.' If you wanted to protect your fancy wardrobe from stains, the reasoning goes, you would do well to isolate the whole package in an oversized box. Plus, Renaissance men carried a lot of junk on their belts—this was the era that gave us the 'swashbuckler,' after all—and a bit of padding around the crotch would help insulate them 'from bumps and friction.'... [T]he codpiece, designed for discretion, became... a rigid contrivance... 'a permanent erection'.... As early as the fifteen-eighties, Michel de Montaigne had written off the accessory as 'empty and useless,' puzzling, 'What was the meaning of that ridiculous part of the breeches worn by our fathers?'... In the nineteen-sixties, Eldridge Cleaver, a leader of the Black Panther Party, used the profits from his prison memoir to design a pair of pants with a large, 'sock-like codpiece' built in. 'We’ve been castrated in clothing,' Cleaver told the press, 'and my pants open up new vistas. I’m against penis binding.'"

From "Brief History of the Codpiece, the Personal Protection for Renaissance Equipment" (The New Yorker).



That's "Portrait of Charles V with a Dog" by Jakob Seisenegger (1532). Charles V didn't like it and had Titian paint another version of it, which you can see at the link. The Seisenegger has a more prominent codpiece, and it's a sharper image. I prefer it.

33 comments:

YoungHegelian said...

Another function of Renaissance clothing often overlooked by modern viewers is to hide scars from smallpox & later syphilis. For example, the rebato collar could easily be designed and worn to cover the neck.

I know about rebatos from having looked up the word after hearing Thomas Morley's obscene ditty from the First Book of Ayres titled Will ye buy a fine dog, which includes the verse:

Muffs, cuffs, rebatos
And fine sister's thread
With a dildo, dildo
With a dildo, dildo, dildo.

YoungHegelian said...

So, are we to consider this codpiece posting Hazmat Suit Posting Parte Le Deux?

pacwest said...

I assume this has something to do with the size of Trump's genitals as per discussion on a previous post?

stephen cooper said...

I like the Titian painting much better - the dog has a more true expression, and the human looks, like most of us look, like he KNOWS he looks better if he his features are shaded a little. The humility associated with the faux-royalty is effective, at least I think so.

Not a big fan of codpieces (or super-excessive lipstick on women) , but I am absolutely sure nobody cares if I am or if I am not a fan of either codpieces or excessive lipstick on women, both of which fall into the category of "TMI" .

Seriously, Titian was a really good painter. A former girlfriend got angry at me once when I told her, after we had watched 6 Dianna Durbin movies together over the course of a month, that I could tell her which movies had dogs in the background, and how many, and what they looked like. I notice those things, and Titian noticed them a million times better. I bet Titian never had a girlfriend get irritated with him when he talked about how he noticed what dogs look like, and how they present themselves in our sad fallen world. Oh well, it is no small thing to be a friend to a creature who never had a friend in this world. Knowing that, I have had a very very happy life.

Iman said...

You can call it Cod, or you can call it Todd... you can call it Ray, or Ray Jay... you can call it RJ...

But you doesn’t has to call it Johnson!

Howard said...

In the Trump administration they wear flounder pieces... or is it anchovy?

Automatic_Wing said...

I became acquainted with the codpiece by way of Cameo's classic music video Word Up.

Yancey Ward said...

Here is a spreadsheet with the state level data with the states over time sorted into their own rows. I have added the same columns I did with the US data from the COVID Tracking Project. Just CTRL F the document to find the state you are interested in. You will notice anomalies in the early dates for all the states but Wyoming- it is an artifact due of the summing functions and the moving averages at that point where the rows of different states are close together. You are welcome to use the data as you wish. It is a snapshot- I don't intend to update this very often since I haven't figured out how to link the updates to the source data without running into major formatting/calculation issues.

Ann Althouse said...

The Titian is probably better in person, but the Seisenegger popped on the computer screen. That's why I picked it. Also, the Titian is more dignified, and I'd rather tweak this random king.

Ann Althouse said...

I mean emperor.

wild chicken said...

Oh how weird. I was just now looking at that same picture of Charles V in a wiki about Cortes, and noticing the codpiece...freaky..

wild chicken said...

Syphilis came from the New World, no?

Part of the Columbian Exchange.

Bunkypotatohead said...

But it's the shorts that offend.

stephen cooper said...

Ann ---- The Seisenegger is pretty good, and it does make the point you were making better than the Titian painting does :)

My best guess is that the average random emperor from back in the day basically had a Woody Allen SMERSH personality.

(I was in a sad mood yesterday - and I spent 3 bucks on VUDU (which some guy in India literally spent an hour on the phone with me, last year, because I had absolutely no idea what it meant to "install a browser") and I watched Casino Royale because it had Orson Welles in it, it is a funny movie with a great soundtrack "every evening at sunset he plays Debussy until it is too late to read the notes" ---- no it was better than that !!!! Tanagra figurines ! (I am riffing off of super funny lines in Casino Royale, this is the internet, you can look them up easily)

Michael K said...

Paracelsus discovered the effects of Mercury on Syphilis. It was the only treatment until Penicillin.

The statement was "A night with Venus leads to a life with Mercury."

Bob Boyd said...

Renaissance men carried a lot of junk on their belts—this was the era that gave us the 'swashbuckler'

Renaissance ladies described the perfect dinner date as 'a battered codpiece and a piece of battered cod.'

Fernandinande said...

"So, the inhabitants of today’s Italy, Germany and United Kingdom named syphilis ‘the French disease’, the French named it ‘the Neapolitan disease’, the Russians assigned the name of ‘Polish disease’, the Polish called it ‘the German disease’, The Danish, the Portuguese and the inhabitants of Northern Africa named it ‘the Spanish/Castilian disease’ and the Turks coined the term ‘Christian disease’. Moreover, in Northern India, the Muslims blamed the Hindu for the outbreak of the affliction. However, the Hindu blamed the Muslims and in the end everyone blamed the Europeans"

Rob said...

Eldridge Cleaver : Walt Whitman :: "My pants open up new vistas." : "I am large--I contain multitudes."

Darkisland said...

Yancy,

Very nice what you are doing with the data.

One suggestion, though. Make it a spreadsheet instead of a word doc. This would allow you or the user to filter and sort. It would also allo static column headers. By the time I get to pr, I have no idea what each column is.

I'm going to try importing it to excel tomorrow and see what happens.

Thanks again for your work on this. It is very useful.

John Henry

Ingachuck'stoothlessARM said...

though the artist is dead, buried and decomposing now

... we still cry out for "More Titian!"

Dr Weevil said...

Young Hegelian (1st comment):
When I was a senior at St. John's College (Annapolis), a classmate, now a successful Hollywood screenwriter, put on Ben Jonson's The Alchemist and taped some of my LPs for incidental music. The only thing I remember about the production after all these years is that Nigel Rogers singing "Will you buy a fine dog with a hole in his head, with a dildo, diddle diddle dildo?" made a big impression on students (amused) and faculty (disgusted).

stephen cooper said...

"someday you will read in the newspapers that Moody is dead. don't you believe a word of it. i will be more alive then than i am now."

Titian, like Raphael, had many many faults, but they both died with the hope of everlasting life, according to the Renaissance sources.

stephen cooper said...

plus, i am a big fan of Titian, but i am also old enough to remember those days in high school when we are all encouraged to think of the art students as potential geniuses, the music students as perhaps either the next Gershwin or someone who would someday play along on a "hit record" with the next Gershwin, and the math students as perhaps the generation of math students who would design our future communities on Mars. I am not sure students get the same experience today, given the current idolization of high SATS, the current stupid prestige of "getting into" prestigious universities, and all that sort of thing. When I was in high school we just assumed that some of us were going to do great things, and we did not even begin to take into consideration who went to what college or university.

I ain't going to Mars, but as much as I like the way Titian painted, I think that if I could give an interview to every American who paints, I would find someone who I would rather paint my portrait than him.

Not that anyone is ever going to paint my portrait. I would charge more than almost any independent artist could afford, and I would not let a sponsored artist even begin to paint my portrait. And most of you could say the same, trust me. except friendly people who let their artist friends paint their portraits, just because. i have artist friends, i guess, but none of them are good at painting portraits.

Lurker21 said...

In the nineteen-sixties, Eldridge Cleaver, a leader of the Black Panther Party, used the profits from his prison memoir to design a pair of pants with a large, 'sock-like codpiece' built in. 'We’ve been castrated in clothing,' Cleaver told the press, 'and my pants open up new vistas. I’m against penis binding.'"

I had to laugh at that.

Also at Mike Stivic telling Archie Bunker, "Archie, I can't believe you thought Nixon would make a better president ... than Eldridge Cleaver.

Also at the pictures of the "penis pants," which you can easily find on the Internet.

In his last days, Eldridge became a Republican. I knew his ex-wife, though only from sight. Law professor. Their marriage broke up after Cleaver became a Republican, though that may not have been the reason.

Yancey Ward said...

John Henry,

Not sure what you are talking about- when I look at it, it is a Google Spreadsheet with all the spreadsheet functionality, I don't know what other people are seeing, though. My experience with the COVID-19 Tracking site, though, is that I can't do anything with the data on their site, not even freeze the header row (which is one reason I imported it myself).

I think this is just going to be a feature of sharing the file, unless I open the document to editors. It would be better if you just copied the data and pasted it into your own spreadsheet. You can, of course, IMPORTDATA with the url directly from the link, but I have run into problems making any changes to documents imported in this way, which is why I don't intend to update this particular document very often- I can't use the data updates to date.

William said...

Was this the era of the well turned calf? At any rate, Charles V exhibits here literally and artistically a well turned calf....I don't know the parameters of the era, but there was a time when men were self conscious about their calves and sometimes used artifice to enhance their calf endowments. We live in a more enlightened era. It is possible for a man to go through his whole life without ever once considering whether his calves were well turned.... I wonder if women notice well turned calves or even if back then they did. Well Charles V may have had well turned calves, but I doubt if he had six pack abs.

virgil xenophon said...

Back in the early 70s when the British Royal Armorial Collection was housed in the Tower of London before they shipped it up to Manchester (hoping against hope to draw more tourist dollars to the midlands iirc) their armored jousting suit for Henry VIII had an armored cod-piece that was quite the thing to see.. :)

(I've heard they moved it all back again. True, anyone?)

Wilbur said...

Looks like the dog's trying to get a good sniff of his package. Maybe that's why the Emperor objected to the portrait.

JAORE said...

Michel de Montaigne had written off the accessory as 'empty and useless,'

Speak for yourself, Michel.

Lars Porsena said...

Cod piece = Jockstrap on the wrong side of the pants.

madAsHell said...

'a permanent erection'

You gotta have room to move!!

mikee said...

Everything I learned about codpieces, I learned from Gargantua & Pantegruel. I recommend this triumph by Rabelais to all who are interested in codpieces, or living life well.

Darkisland said...

Yancey

My Bad. I was looking at it on my tablet last night. It usually opens spreadsheets in Excel but this one it opens as a Doc.

When I clicked the link on my laptop this morning, it opens as a fully functional spreadsheet.

John Henry