March 11, 2020

"If we erase the line, will he attack me?"

Please feel free to use this as a metaphor:

13 comments:

jimbino said...

I've done this a few times too. Works on Brazilian chickens, and kids are easy to hypnotize as well.

DUSTER said...

Also known as the cock block.

gilbar said...

don't erase the line!

Thanx Professor! I'm glad i looked at your site today

Curious George said...

I've seen that before.

I'll bet it would work on Inga.

Curious George said...

And this also cool about chickens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dPlkFPowCc

Hunter said...

Obligatory: Werner Herzog on Chickens

John Lynch said...

Chickens have one-track minds.

Fernandistein said...

I saw a crazy chick (ha ha) act that way when someone messed with her line.

Bob Boyd said...

It's like showing Mitt Romney a path to the White House then taking it a away.

DKWalser said...

When I was a kid, our family had a flock of chickens. Each spring, we'd hatch 100 chicks. About 30% would die before reaching maturity. Of the remaining 70, about half would be young roosters and half would be young hens. At the appropriate age, we put the young roosters into the freezer as 'fryers' and would add he young hens into our flock. To keep the flock the same size, we'd put a like number of older hens into the freezer as 'roasters'. That's a lot of birds to kill, pluck, and clean. The trick shown in the video came in very handy when chopping off a chicken's head. Scratch a line and the chicken would simply lay its head on the old stump we used as a chopping block.

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Phidippus said...

I've been in meetings where people tried to do that to me.

George Leroy Tirebiter said...

As Rocky Rococco asked Nick Danger: "Melanie Haber? ......"

"You may remember her as Audrey Farber. Susan Underhill? How about Betty Joe Bealoski?"

Suddenly Nick recalls her: "But everyone knew her as NANCY!"