From "Our Lives in the Time of Extremely Fancy Axes/What does the artisanal ax craze say about what we’re chopping?" (NYT).
There's a link on "female rage," and it goes to: "An Axe for the Frozen Sea/Learning to Throw Axes in 2018" by Megan Stielstra is (from September 2018 in the Believer Logger). Excerpt:
Rage is nothing new. But the policies and rhetoric of our current administration have kicked it screaming into the center of things. There are moments from this time that I will never un-see: children in cages under foil blankets.... A child-sized bulletproof backpack in polka dot pink, sold for a hundred and fourteen dollars on Amazon..... A photo of Merrick Garland.... Christine Blasey Ford saying that she remembers the stairwell, the bedroom, and “the uproarious laughter.”...There's a link on "lumbersexuality," and it goes to: "Lumbersexuality, a Sport and a Pastime/Why do people — mostly men — want to throw axes and dress like lumberjacks?" by Jonny Diamond (from last June in Longreads). Excerpt:
If anger is the siren, rage is the tornado.... Ferocious. Destructive. Medieval Latin rabia, from Latin rabies or “anger-fury,” akin to Sanskrit rabhas or “violence.”...
I’m pulling out clumps of my own hair. I’m gnawing the insides of my cheeks.... Lately I’ve noticed that my butt hurts; a physician-friend explained that we hold tension in our pelvic muscles and everybody’s walking around with their asses clenched. I’m always hot, my internal thermostat cranked....
I want to split open, my guts on the table. I want to see this rage.... I have recently started therapy.... And axe-throwing.
Beards and bears and woodsy scruff have now fully entered the mainstream as the contemporary lumbersexual reappropriates the same tropes of classic American masculinity so long adopted and amplified in LGBTQ spaces. But even the original tropes themselves — of paternal strength and rugged stoicism — are products of male fragility....
So let the axe be many things — tool, work of art, diversion — but let it also be a way back into the forest. Let this very old machine remind us of our limits and show us not what is ours to use, but ours to preserve.
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Been staying at my family's home in the Smoky Mountains for the last few weeks and will be returning home after Christmas. Four of my friends up here are either married to or are dating lumberjacks. They all earn their livings by performing at a Lumberjack Feud show in the tourist trap of Pigeon Forge (home of Dollywood), as well as traveling to perform shows at other locales. However, they all bristle at the notion that they are mere entertainers and instead consider what they do timbersports. Several are also arborists. I've attended the Lumberjack World Champion in Hayward, Wisconsin and the Stihl Timbersports Series.
This is what living in the city does to folks. Out in the country an axe is just an axe. Like a shovel or a hoe. A tool you need to have to do things you need to do. Maybe we need to ban axes in areas where the population density exceeds a certain limit before they kill themselves or others.
Remember when feminist women keep telling us they had something better to do than to get married and have kids?
That was bullshit, wasn't it?
I think relations between the sexes would be dramatically improved if women realized that all of their rage against men and the male-run world is really anger at not having a penis.
An axe in the basement is used to unstick furnace thermal delay relays, with a gentle tap on the right place on the cabinet with its hammering side. The furnace comes on but doesn't go off, a few times a winter. Lennox 70s technology.
Alexandra Marvar should pay less attention to politics, doesn’t sound like it is healthy for her.
Maybe she needs a hobby. Like ax throwing. Or lumberjack cosplay.
They shouldn't make fun of the way Blacks talk. Ax me about it.
I first began using axes and hatchets over 60 years ago, at age 8. All through Boy Scouts (to Eagle) we learned and regularly practiced axemanship skills for various purposes. I was on my college's competitive Woodsman team and we travelled all over northern New England, New York, and even to Canada to compete against other schools.
It's very odd to see them become a "thing", since I've used them all my life as a practical tool. Since we heat with wood, in winter I'm using a hatchet far more often than any other tool. And that's all axes and hatchets are -- tools -- out here, beyond the sidewalks.
What happens when you mix an axe with a crazed SWJ/Antifa woman who views herself as Eric the Viking?
Fisking:
There are moments from this time that I will never un-see: children in cages under foil blankets....
It was Obama who put them in cages. Trump built centers
A child-sized bulletproof backpack in polka dot pink, sold for a hundred and fourteen dollars on Amazon.....
Parkland happened because the FBI fell down on its job, and the Sheriff’s office, run by a prominent Democrat, botched things even worse.
A photo of Merrick Garland....
Does this woman know for whom the “Biden Rule” is named?
Christine Blasey Ford saying that she remembers the stairwell, the bedroom, and “the uproarious laughter.
Christine Blasey Ford was lying. Her own best friend said so.
The Johnny Carson show with axe throwing.
Ah, those were the days ...
Kick Axe Throwing is right by my house, around the corner from the indoor shuffleboard courts, basically next door to indoor archery and tennis, and across the street from a huge karaoke/Korean BBQ and large brewery. None of those places existed 10 years ago. It's amazing what you can do with a disused warehouse district and a series of mayors inclined towards developers. I never put it together before that rabia rhymes so well with labia.
"In ancient Crete, the double axe was an important sacred symbol of the supposed Minoan religion.[13] In Crete it never accompanies male gods, only female goddesses."
From Wikipedia entry for Labrys. Plenty about the axe in ancient cultures and particularly relating to females.
England is busy collecting all the knives while we're handing out axes. What must they think of us, oh right, we don't care.
back when I had cable and severe insomnia, I watched late night timber sports on ESPN 11 or FSNY 23. seems a lot like strong man competitions, but with balance and aim being a bit more prioritized. it's not rodeo, but it's pretty fun to watch.
axes, you want axes? Iowa has history with axes
I hope it ushers in the return of battle axe as a pejorative.
I've thrown axes several times over the year.
Absolutely glorious!
Megan Stielstra is yet another example of why I support repealing the 19th Amendment.
I have an ax in my disaster prep kit.
The copper axe carried by Otzi the 5,000 year old frozen man is believed to have been quite the status symbol.
Copper axe
Ötzi’s axe was preserved intact and is the only one of its kind in the world. The blade consists of 99.7% pure copper and is trapezoidal in shape. The knee haft is made from yew and is approx. 60 cm long. The copper blade is fixed into the forked shaft of the haft with birch tar and is tightly bound with leather straps to hold it firmly in place. The blade was cast in a mould, cooled and then compressed by hammering. Signs of wear show that the axe had been frequently used and therefore had to be re-sharpened. The copper used in the blade does not derive from the Alpine region but from Central Italy. Researchers have discovered that the metal had been obtained from ore mined in South Tuscany.
Status symbol, weapon or tool
Copper was the first metal to be used to make weapons and tools. Mining and smelting skills spread from Asia Minor to Central Europe 4000 years BC. Around 3000 BC, high-ranking men owned a copper axe, which was often buried with them. A copper axe was used not only for woodworking and felling trees but was also a powerful close-combat weapon. Was Ötzi a tribal leader? It remains a mystery why the attacker didn’t take this valuable copper axe. Would it have exposed him as a murderer?
Well I have a couple of axes and a hatchet. I've used them over the years to cut down small trees (the big ones hear my chainsaw roar, or my electrics buzz). I also use them to cut roots of trees and shrubs being removed.
Something satisfying about manual labor I still enjoy at 67.
A couple of buddies want to try ax throwing to supplement their golf and skeet shooting. Guess I'll give it a try. But that's not my main concept when you say "ax".
By the way I am amused by all the recent shows about 120 pound "warrior" women destroying a series of 200 pound men in combat with swords and axes. But some of the women I know eat that shit up. Of course in real life many of these women pack heat.
So this person admits to being literally butthurt by the Trump presidency?
My father gave me an ax when I was about six, so I had an early start. Never became skilled enough to remove 4" pine flush with the ground in two chops like the real ax slingers can. Last time I used one was in Salt Lake City when a tornado passed over my apartment building and knocked down a bunch of trees along the street.
Some women seem to have confused hysteria with empowerment.
My stepson and I go axe throwing when he visits. At first I thought it was crazy, but it is a lot of fun.
I guess we are just practicing our toxic masculinity.
I went to a renaissance fare last year and there was axe throwing. Some people might get one or two to stick somewhere in the wooden circle. I walked up with a brand new beer buzz, and stuck all 5 in a row right around the bulls-eye. I was cheered like a rock star. I had never thrown an axe before, and I think I'll let it end right there. I'm nothing if not a lucky SOB.
In an age of extreme technology, acts of physical prowess will become more popular as diversions.
The only fetish I see here is the NYT fetish for "Trend Pieces"...
Forsooth, you must have been beating the damsels off, hopefully not with an axe, though.
Wait until they hear we hicks have chainsaws.
The Axe-Helve
A poem
ROBERT FROST
I’ve known ere now an interfering branch
Of alder catch my lifted axe behind me.
But that was in the woods, to hold my hand
From striking at another alder’s roots,
And that was, as I say, an alder branch.
This was a man, Baptiste, who stole one day
Behind me on the snow in my own yard
Where I was working at the chopping-block,
And cutting nothing not cut down already.
He caught my axe expertly on the rise,
When all my strength put forth was in his favor,
Held it a moment where it was, to calm me,
Then took it from me—and I let him take it.
I didn’t know him well enough to know
What it was all about. There might be something
He had in mind to say to a bad neighbor
He might prefer to say to him disarmed.
But all he had to tell me in French-English
Was what he thought of—not me, but my axe;
In an age of extreme technology, acts of physical prowess will become more popular as diversions.
Feats of strength are one of the traditions of Festivus, after the airing of grievances.
Darrell said...
They shouldn't make fun of the way Blacks talk. Ax me about it.
Reminds me of one of the best headlines The Onion ever put out; "Local African American Community Targeted By Gruesome Ask Murderer."
Concealed ax carry will become a thing.
John B:
Maybe she needs a hobby. Like ax throwing. Or lumberjack COCKplay.
FIFY
Rage is nothing new. But the policies and rhetoric of our current administration have kicked it screaming into the center of things.
Have people always been this nuts?
I mean, REALLY. We live in a prosperous country that's generally at peace. No world-spanning wars spanning whole nations, which happened twice last century. THAT was something to get upset about.
What is there to get ENRAGED at now?
Lizzy Borden knew how to swing an axe.
I used a maul and wedge to split firewood at our vacation home years ago. I used a hatchet to lop off a few millimeters of my left index fingertip chopping kindling.
I was able to find the wayward slice, but the emergency room doc said it wasn't worth the trouble to stitch it back on.
Urban millenials throw axes because they're too scared of firearms to go to a shooting range, and too beholden to social lubrication via alcohol to socialize in a place where alcohol is forbidden.
Some people are watching a really strange movie.
"Skyrim belongs to the Nords!"
Just wait until someone points out the tool bundled inside the fasces and elaborates a theory that reveals all these pretentious axe-wielders to be crypto-fascists: then there'll be something to write about. SMH.
Just wait until someone points out the tool bundled inside the fasces and elaborates a theory that reveals all these pretentious axe-wielders to be crypto-fascists: then there'll be something to write about. SMH.
The large bronze things on the wall on either side of the flag behind Pelosi are the object of which you speak.
"The bronze fasces, representing a classical Roman symbol of civic authority, are located on both sides of the U.S. flag. The original Roman fasces consisted of an axe within a bundle of rods, bound together by a red strap. Over time, the fasces came to represent the ideal of American democracy: like the thin rods bound together, the small individual state achieve their strength and stability though their union under the federal government."
Beards are proof of male fragility?
Mine is proof of being too lazy to shave.
Christine Blasey Ford saying that she remembers the stairwell, the bedroom, and “the uproarious laughter.
If only she remembered the address, she wouldn't have become a laughingstock.
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