Some of us are stuck with French-face by nature, not by nurture.
Actually, the stereotypical "French face" features are northern French, and my heritage is all southern (Provencal on grand-pere's side, Corsican on grand-mere's). People don't think I "look French" and if you put me in the Loire Valley, that's true. You drop me in Nice or Marseille & I fit right in.
And, yes, I wince if I have to order a croy-sant. Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
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I saw the title in my RSS reader and immediately thought of John Kerry.........../s
Best croissants are in Paris. No Lie.
The secret ingredient is...butter.
In Louisiana the French Face is found on a Coon Ass.
This tik tok find seems like something to maybe keep personal. This is like beiing subjected to endless forwarded cat videos from my cousin.
You should see a Frenchman try to order a hamburger.
Here's how you look when you order Poutine
I would like to buy a hamburger
This might be funnier if it weren't so racist. Doesn't anyone remember the original Pierre Delecto-- Dizzy Gillespie??
http://beretandboina.blogspot.com/2011/07/dizzy-gillespie.html
Some of us are stuck with French-face by nature, not by nurture.
Actually, the stereotypical "French face" features are northern French, and my heritage is all southern (Provencal on grand-pere's side, Corsican on grand-mere's). People don't think I "look French" and if you put me in the Loire Valley, that's true. You drop me in Nice or Marseille & I fit right in.
And, yes, I wince if I have to order a croy-sant. Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
It's a rich vein. Not as rich and evergreen as the phony Italian accent, but still.
tryin' ta gank a muffin and a croissant...
I vasss amusssssssssssssed!
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