"Without saying a word, the 70-year-old presidential candidate sent a message: Her physical stamina belies her age."
From "Elizabeth Warren, 70, flaunts her fitness as Democratic candidates’ health becomes a debate issue" (L.A. Times).
October 14, 2019
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This, after Bernie slammed her for being a Capitalist.
LOL - is she a capitalist? I doubt it.
Why she is planning on running a 5k fundraiser with the Notorious RBG for LGBTQ homeless waifs this very weekend!
Girl Power!!
She’s not a fat pill-popping drunk like Hillary. But she gives off the same vibe.
Without saying a word, the 70-year-old presidential candidate sent a message: Her physical stamina belies her age."
She has the (non-Hillary) energy to take down American democratic capitalism in one term.
If she wins, it will be only one term because the economy will collapse.
Yes, beats passing out and being dragged into the Scooby Van.
Don't want to see the "full body, kinetic, body wave".
She's past menopause, unless there's contrary evidence, so not technically a woman.
Biden is done. Move on to the next Medicare recipient. It is not a good look when you brag about how spry she is.
sounds like epilepsy
As if they think the only problem we had with Hillary was her poor health.
Liz isn't like Hillary, she's got energy!
Unfortunately, she still shares many of Hillary's more annoying characteristics. (Like thinking she could spend my money better than I can.)
Using Shumers favorite phrase A dagger to (Hillary and Bernie's) heart.
Obvious contrast implied..one loaded into a van, one loaded onto operating table
Ooh, a message. At least Hillary had the LIV’s lingering affection for Bill. Warren is going to be a very hard sell, even in this wonderland.
"Elizabeth Warren, 70, flaunts her Adderall abuse, as Democratic candidates’ health becomes a debate issue" (L.A. Times).
fify!
I'm a healthy gazelle!! Don't eat me!!!
The fact she feels the need for a fitness display is one more reason to be concerned...
Busy Lizzie!
She should tout her physical stamina, as that is important. It differentiates her from Biden and Bernie, who look and sound too old. It's the rest of her that gives off the oddball vibe. Her Indian name should be One Odd Duck.
Maybe with all the running to and fro, she can campaign with an Indian Runner Duck as an unofficial mascot.
She drinks the blood of capitalist babies.
I don't know. Biden was looking pretty buffed in that one video on the ship. He fought Trump for like thirty seconds. Got in some good punches and kicks, and he was doing backflips and cartwheels and shit. Trump took Fauxahantus out with one punch.
Maybe she's fit, but she's a socialist nut who hates men and has the most annoying voice and manner of all time. She's the nun in grade school you hated.
"Vote for Elizabeth Warren. She didn't have a heart attack!"
I wonder if Liz said to the camera, "I think I'll have me a kinetic, full-body wave to the crowd" before she loosed the kinetic, full-body wave to the crowd.
What is a kinetic full-body wave? Does it start low and go high or vice-versa? Did she get a good pelvic thrust, as any true full-body wave would require?
Did the wave crash over the crowd, or did they run away when it looked like it would reach their toes?
Or maybe that curious description was just the imagination of the enthusiastic media person who is all in on Liz.
Drug test the twit. Bet she's coked up like a son of a Biden.
Moving during 90-degree heat.
Wow.
That's called April - November in Florida, and a lot of old ladies achieve it.
That's setting the bar very low.
[Insert name of odious autocratic dictator here] was also known to be physically fit.
(Violation of Godwin’s Law is permitted but not required.)
She flaunts her physical fitness while also flaunting her philosophical unfitness to lead our country.
The problem with Warren is that she’s a Chavista communist who’s sworn to turn the U.S. into Venezuela.
Fitness is good in a President. Give her this one: she is healthy enough for the job.
Lizzie is a warrior. She goes in disguises: as a American Indian, and then as a Wall Street Reformer, and then as a Socialist, and now as a fitness leader. And she is winning. You can call her anything but lazy.
Hey...70 is not that old! I'm 70 and I can still bound!
The heat tho.
It's a reminder that Elizabeth Warren's body matches her social class. In contrast (looking to the last election), Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton both have lower-class bodies, which is a rare thing in modern American presidential politics.
She can end Biden next week if she wants to, but he is finished regardless.
70 isn't old. I.e., it doesn't have to be. Not anymore.
Re Hitler's health: it was terrible. At his death, when he was only 56 years old, he was a broken man, physically as well as emotionally.
It's a warning shot at Hilary.
DO NOT get into this race.
Warren is spry and Clinton is doddering.
"without saying a word..." But in her head she's saying "here goes nothing, hope I don't end up like Bernie!"
My 22 yo daughter expects to vote for Ms. Warren. At that age, she has very little to lose in the economic meltdown that a President Warren's policies would portend.
Pride goeth before the fall.
Williamson looks fit, like you could take her dancing all evening, and she would still be shaking her stuff at the last song and yelling for an encore.
Gabbard looks WAY fit, like the woman soldier in Aliens.
Warren looks like someone's fragile grandma granny-jogging down the street at about two miles per hour, and everyone says "Good job grandma! She really is active for her age!" Then grandma takes a nice nap for an hour or so.
fun lines from the LA Times:
ssociates say she is an energizer bunny in private too. Fueled by a high metabolism, she tends to snack and eat small meals throughout the day, yet remains rail thin
a 'high metabolism'? Is THAT what we call cokeheads now?
As Warren’s crowd sizes have grown into thousands...
THOUSANDS! do you Realize? That means if they just increase, say Ten or Twenty fold, they'll be the size of a Trump Rally???
[That guy who as on the old Wheaties box] was also known to be physically fit.
She enters every venue with that fake 90 second aerobic flurry... Sheeesh!. Reminds me of that guy with the inversion table commercial as he "jumps" into the air. Beware her V.P. pick, as all that anger takes it's toll.
Dabe Begley @ 10:54 +100, Sister Marie Gilbert. She got tossed out of Paris Island for being too harsh on the boots.
She has at least good adviser, to have coached her to make a complete 180 turn from the perpetually angry, Righteous-Fist Pumper to a beaming, bouncy Open-Hand Waver.
(never forget)
This is the funniest thing you've posted in a few days!
So 70 is now old and anyone that can even move at that great age is amazing. BS! Very few 70 something's could not do the same thing.
Well, she ain't noways tard.
So she's got that over Hillary.
But which is worse: a decrepit commie like Bernie or a comparatively vigorous one like Liz?
It's almost enough to make one hope that Slow Joe can pull out the nomination.
It's that Cherokee blood...
You can do a lot with the right drugs...
According to Warren, Everyone is entitled tho your "two cents".
She’s a fucking playground supervisor. President is well beyond her qualifications.
Baby boomers were raised never to trust anyone over thirty. Until they were over thirty.
Well, everyone knows that Native Americans* are a hearty people.
*In fact, the native americans are now thought to be a black race that was exterminated by Liz Warren's peeps. But that's neither here nor there.....
Someone should set up a heavy punching bag with a sign "American Taxpayer." Then, to the tune of "Gonna Fly Now," she can bound up the stairs like Rocky and pound the living bejesus out of the punching bag.
The animatronics that power Warren are on full display with every move she makes, whether while exercising, or simply waving to a "crowd".
Her body may be in good shape, but her brain died years ago. Makes her an exemplary Democrat.
Remember all those 2016 "Rah Rah Hillary" pieces"? She was always "powering through" and "Her younger aides couldn't barely keep up" - despite Hillary collapsing now and then. But that was OK - because it was only due to her being a "Hard charger" who didn't have time to drink water.
So, Warren is getting the same treatment. She's "Dynamo at 70" she's "Flaunting her fitness" and "No can keep up with her!" Frankly, she looks damn goof for 70 - unlike Hillary. But a lot of Pols do. They only get complimented on it, if they have D after their name.
Off topic. Has there ever been a Presidential Candidate more protected by the Press than Hillary in 2016? For the MSM, it wasn't an election - it was a Coronation. And Trump was supposed to be the easily beaten, couldn't win in a million years, fall guy.
Hence, the insane shock and anger. Even Hillary's poor physical condition, obvious now, was hidden and whitewashed. The most ludicrous excuses were given for her collapsing and falling down. With Warren 2020, it won't be excuses for physical weakness, but covering up her lies and extreme statements. Just wait, in 2020 the Press will proclaim her America's sweetheart, the likable - but tough - who will replace the ogre in the White House.
hahaha Bilwick! good one
It's hard to NOT give a kinetic, full-body wave when you have that stick up your ass.
Liz Warren may be a sprite Septuagenarian, but Nancy Pelosi is a hot Octogenarian.
Girl power!
My 22 yo daughter expects to vote for Ms. Warren. At that age, she has very little to lose in the economic meltdown that a President Warren's policies would portend.
Maybe she wants an excuse to live in your basement?
I still do not see how Warren will (sorry Professor) garner a lot of Black votes, given that she has abused an affirmative action program.
"This, after Bernie slammed her for being a Capitalist.
LOL - is she a capitalist? I doubt it."
She's a Das Kapitalist.
Since we found our her questioner was a big donor plant despite CNN saying otherwise
CHIEF RIGGUM
should be her new moniker
she should run a two miler against Tulsi Coffeecake-face
She's the little old lady from Massachusetts
(Go, Granny, go, Granny, go Granny go)
If you're workin' overtime, she'll tax your 2 shifts
(Go, Granny, go, Granny, go Granny go)
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