October 11, 2019

"Lisa, I love you!" — Trump at his comic best.


ADDED: I saw that this morning when Scott Adams tweeted it with "It's a feature, not a bug. #NotNormal." But I watched the whole speech last night. That was one of the most amusing parts, and I would prefer a longer clip.

AND: Here's the whole thing:



PLUS: With the help of this transcript, I was able to find the longer segment I wanted you to watch:



Text:
Our bold pursuit of this pro-American agenda has enraged, and you know what’s happened, it’s enraged the failed ruling class in Washington. Not easy to get them out, but we’re doing it slowly, but surely. These corrupt politicians and the radical leftists got rich bleeding America dry. And they knew that my election would finally end their pillaging and looting of our country. And that’s what they were doing. And that’s what they continue to try and do. That is why, from day one, the wretched Washington swamp has been trying to nullify the results of a truly great and democratic election, the election of 2016. They’re trying. They’re not getting very far. They want to erase your vote like it never existed. They want to erase your voice. And they want to erase your future. But they will fail, because in America, the people rule again.

Do you remember that, just 19 minutes after I raised my hand and took the oath of office, The Washington Post, a terrible newspaper that doesn’t know how to write the truth, published a story, and in this case, they might’ve gotten it pretty correct, they said, “The Campaign To Impeach President Trump Has Begun.” That was the headline. Little did we know they weren’t playing games. Think of that. That was 19 minutes after the oath of office.

Months earlier, Peter Strzok, remember, he and his lover, Lisa Page. What a group. “She’s going to win 10 million to one. She’s going to win. I’m telling you, Peter. I’m telling you, Peter, she’s going to win. Peter. Oh, I love you so much. I love you, Peter.”

“I love you too, Lisa. Lisa, I love you. Lisa, Lisa, oh God, I love you, Lisa. And if she doesn’t win, Lisa, we’ve got an insurance policy, Lisa. We’ll get that son of a bitch out. We got an insurance policy.”

And we’re living through the insurance policy. That’s what it is. The phony Russia hoax. "Lisa, I love you.”

Now the do-nothing Democrat con artists and scammers are getting desperate. 13 months, they got to move fast, because they’re not beating us at the polls and they know it, despite the phony polls that you see all the time, their phony polls. You know, polls are no different. Remember I always used to talk about polls, I know polls very well. Polls are no different than crooked writers. They’re crooked polls. They’re crooked polls. No different.

Boy, that’s a lot of media. Look back there. That’s a lot of media. They are so dishonest. And frankly, they are so bad for our country. They are so bad. And they could be so good for our country. They could be so good. And maybe they’ll change, and maybe they won’t. I’ve been waiting for a long time.

After I won the last election, I said, “Finally it’s okay. Finally I’ll get some great press.” They got worse. They got worse. I said, “Finally, we’re going to get …” I said to the first lady, “Darling, we’re going to finally get respect. We’re going to finally get media and press coverage. It’s going to be great. Look at what we’ve done.” And I’m telling you, they did, they got worse.

They know they cannot win. You understand. Well, if you didn’t understand, honestly, there’s no way anybody could win, because you’d believe them. If you believe them, there’s no way anybody could … Because it’s like 94% … I can do the greatest things in history, and they’ll make them bad to very bad. And if I do a neutral, something neutral, it worked out okay, not great, not bad — it’s like, “Give him the electric chair. That was terrible.” Right? No, this is the worst.

These people and the Democrats, they’re partners. It’s a partnership. How about on the newscast, like the word “manufactured,” it’s manu… And every newscast, “Tonight, in a manufactured deal along the border …” The word’s never been used … All of a sudden every newscast is using it. It’s a talking point given to these fakers by the Democrats.

So they know they can’t win the 2020 election, so they’re pursuing the insane impeachment witch hunt. I’ve been going through it now for more time than I’ve been in office. Because, like Strzok with his insurance deal, this was before, remember this, this was before, that statement was made months before I took office. That statement was made months before the election took place. They said, “Just in case, we’re going to have an insurance policy.” That only means one thing, “We’re going to get him out.” So they’re telling us. We can’t let that ever happen again to another president.

55 comments:

Can Of Cheese for Hunter said...

Mocking leftwing a-holes with too much power is 100% normal.

wendybar said...

You just don't get it. Hilarious!!!

Can Of Cheese for Hunter said...

[*inserts over-confident pompous Strozk wiggle*]

Bay Area Guy said...

"Where is Hunter?"

I laughed out loud at Trump's tiff about neer do well Hunter Biden - kicked out of the Navy for drug use, goes full Venture Capitalist in 2 days!



Can Of Cheese for Hunter said...

Peter STrozk is the face of the modern Democratic party.

Creepy. Power.

JCA1 said...

Someone is going to have to fill me in on why Caruso is bothered by this. Trump is clearly having a little fun and mocking the FBI lovebirds. Why is this something to be concerned with?

WisRich said...

Oh jeesh, that's funny.

What is said about comedy?: "One of the keys to comedy is that is has to have an element of simple truth"

Can Of Cheese for Hunter said...

I think it's illegal to mention Biden or Hillary overseas.
It's also illegal to mock corrupt jerks in the CIA and FBI. Illegal!

Impeach! NO comedy for you. Unless it's been washed, scrubbed and filtered by Colbert-Maddow-Schitt. Please, buy Hillary's book and vote for the Stepford wife named Chelsea. The insider government family biz for profit must endure.

rightguy said...

Trump trolls progs yet again: the best bit from his rally gets un-suppressed.

I'm waiting for the Omar-illegal-fake-marriage-to-brother clip (complete with Scott Johnson shout out) to get similarly un-suppressed.

MadisonMan said...

Why are people -- even the President -- not allowed to mock what I would call douchebags?

khematite said...

From the very beginning, Trump has always done shtick. Probably partly a legacy just of growing up as a New York kid and partly one of watching all the Jewish comedians on the Sullivan show on Sunday nights. If you walked into a NYC junior high in the 1950s, this is the kind of stuff you routinely heard from the boys.

Danno said...

Bleach Bit and Hammers and JCA1 are right on the money. Don't taards get being mocked?

tcrosse said...

The New Drudge Report covers none of this.

bagoh20 said...

That's exactly how normal people act. We have a sense of humor. We welcome openness and difference, and we laugh at and with each other.

stevew said...

"Mocking leftwing a-holes with too much power is 100% normal."

Unless the person doing the mocking is that sonofabitch Trump.

I'm old enough to remember when the Press saw it as their duty to uncover and expose corrupt politicians and government people (aka: a-holes). Now they spend their energy protecting them. So it is probably true that what Trump said is not normal these days. Well I am ok with that; suspect lots of others are too.

Can Of Cheese for Hunter said...

Every time Trump mentions Hunter Biden, that adds 10 years to Trump's prison sentence.

Infinite Monkeys said...

I looked at some more of Caruso's tweets. He seems to have comprehension problems for anything that is outside his bubble.

traditionalguy said...

Loved the part where he asked friends to call him Donald again. And the crowd started chanting Donald. The mutual love between Donald and American working class voters is amazing to see. No wonder Globalist job one is disarming the American working class voters. How else can they transform the USA into a controlled North American Provence colonial territory worked by wage slaves under a Secret Police tyranny.

Can Of Cheese for Hunter said...

It's probably illegal to mock the FBI with their own words.

Lovebirds, the reading.

Drago said...

The affection for "Teh Donald" on the part of the working class is reaching FDR levels.

Now watch the lefties go Full 'Splodey some more.

rcocean said...

Listened to a BBC World news broadcast and the English reporter lied about what Trump said on SYria. "Bizarrely, after stating the US must stop getting involved in endless wars, Trump suggested the US send an army to Syria". Go read Trump's tweet. He says that's what people were TELLING HIM. And that's what he's NOT doing. But the BBC twists his words to make him look bad. This happens ALL THE TIME!

rcocean said...

I'd like less Trump satire about the FBI, and more trials of these assholes for breaking the law and illegally surveilly Trump.

Big Mike said...

"We can't let that ever happen again to another President."

He's right.

MacMacConnell said...

I watcher the whole thing last night with three of my sisters, Trump was in rare form. My sisters were rolling on the floor, I was worried my 74 years old sister was going to have a heart attack she was laughing so hard. Trump at his best.

I felt bad for the cops working out in the street, they couldn't get tickets.

Jupiter said...

Do they chant "USA! USA!" at Democrats' rallies?

tim in vermont said...

Trump is #NotNormal! Conform you people! #CONFORM!!!!

tim in vermont said...

Do they ever wonder about the actual effectiveness of controlling the media? What do you think people are thinking in China when suddenly they can’t get Houston Rockets gear? People can read between the lines, and the press is just pouring gasoline on the coruscating conflagration of their own credibility.

Mike Sylwester said...

That's our President Trump!

Bay Area Guy said...

The Hunter becomes the Hunted!

TJM said...

Trump's rallies highlight how stupid Obama really is. Obama could never do this

TJM said...

Trump's rallies highlight how stupid Obama really is. Obama could never do this

Bill, Republic of Texas said...

It moved Jerry.

rehajm said...

That’s some very effective politician speak. Historic even. Historic if leftie media wasn’t so hell bent on erasing him...

Did you catch Bannon today? Says Hillary’s running. Or Bloomberg but that’s a hedge. Biden toast, Liz too leftie. (She’s too dumb too but Bannon didn’t mention)

Ray - SoCal said...

Jay Caruso is a Never Trumper, over at the Dc Examiner, wrote for NRO and the Atlantic.

I did not recognize the name.

It seems every time a Republican says negative things about Trump, upon research I find they are a Never Trumper. So much Trump Derangement Syndrome.

FullMoon said...

That was funny. And, uninformed voters will be asking "Who are these people he is talking about?"

What is missing from these rallies is the physical attacks from the opposition. Must be the number of spectators discouraging pre-election type violence.

Hope he does a couple of stadium size rallies in California.

BJM said...

Trump almost makes it too easy to make his opponents and critics look foolish while garnering massive media coverage of his message.

BJM said...

FullMoon said "Hope he does a couple of stadium size rallies in California."

Welp, given that his base would be in NorCal, the stadiums don't have power.

Bruce Hayden said...

“What is missing from these rallies is the physical attacks from the opposition. Must be the number of spectators discouraging pre-election type violence”

There was apparently some. Apparently some leftist agitators grabbed a bunch of MAGA hats, put them in a pile, and burned them.

I think that, for the most part, MN is about as deep blue that Trump can do one of his MAGA rallies with any real safety. I fear and expect the worst, anyplace the authorities give their Anti First Amendment (AntiFA) fascist scum carte blanche to physically attack their enemies, like Portland and Charlottesville.

Rosalyn C. said...

Just Trump having some fun with thousands of his closest friends. Amazing that he has that confidence level. Huge. Thanks for the clip!

victoria said...

This is what I say, DUH. He isn't a normal man, he a freak. Hopefully he will get his punishment soon, I'd love to see him impeached, but I feel that he will use some bull#$%^ excuse to resign.


Vicki from Pasadena

Todd said...

victoria said...
This is what I say, DUH. He isn't a normal man, he a freak. Hopefully he will get his punishment soon, I'd love to see him impeached, but I feel that he will use some bull#$%^ excuse to resign.

Vicki from Pasadena


Please enlighten the masses as to what horrible illegal things Trump has done to earn his pending impeachment. What "high crimes and misdemeanors" has he committed? I mean [you know] actual crimes, not stuff that just gives lefties and Dems the vapors.

Thanks in advance for your thorough answer.

Michael K said...

Vicki from Pasadena

Vicki also has a low mileage classic car for sale.

readering said...

Being pointed out that Trump apparently trying to simulate male orgasm with his "I love you Lisa" sequence.

JAORE said...

Example # 5,723 that the left has no sense of humor.

And, no, Schiff wasn't trying to be funny.

rehajm said...

This is not the behavior of a normal person.

I think that's why people voted him President, innit?

I hope it's not another head fake but those indictments must be close...

FullMoon said...

Being pointed out that Trump apparently trying to simulate male orgasm with his "I love you Lisa" sequence.
Damn! That takes it beyond funny in to hilarious.

Wonder how Lisa and Pete's families feel about all this.

FullMoon said...

. After all, she isn’t just any FBI lawyer. She was a lead on the Russia case when it started in summer 2016, and she helped it transition to Mueller through summer 2017.

For those who might cast doubt on the word of a single FBI lawyer, there’s more.

Shortly after he was fired, ex-FBI Director James Comey told the Senate there was not yet evidence to justify investigating Trump for colluding with Russia. “When I left, we did not have an investigation focused on President Trump,” Comey testified.

And Strzok, the counterintelligence boss and leader of the Russia probe, texted Page in May 2017 that he was reluctant to join Mueller’s probe and leave his senior FBI post because he feared “there’s no big there, there.”

The Department of Justice (DOJ) inspector general asked Strzok shortly before he was fired from the FBI what he meant by that text, and he offered a most insightful answer.

Strzok said he wasn’t certain there was a “broad, coordinated effort” to hijack the election and that the evidence of Trump campaign aides talking about getting dirt on Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton from Russians might have been just a “bunch of opportunists” talking to heighten their importance.

Strzok added that, while he raised the idea of impeachment in some of his texts to Page, “I am, again, was not, am not convinced or certain that it will,” he told the inspector general.

So, by the words of Comey, Strzok and Page, we now know that the Trump Justice Department — through Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein — unleashed the Mueller special counsel probe before the FBI could validate a connection between Trump and Russia.

https://thehill.com/hilltv/rising/406881-lisa-page-bombshell-fbi-couldnt-prove-trump-russia-collusion-before-mueller

Bay Area Guy said...

Democrat Party:

Peter Stroke (fired, weirdo)
Hunter Biden (kicked outta Navy; Ukraine energy specialist)
Adam Schiff (liar, pencil neck)
Jeffrey Epstein (departed)
Michael Avenatti (indicted)
Ed Buck (indicted, dead black kids at his mansion)
Jerry Nadler (silenced as incompetent)
Harvey Weinstein (indicted, serial plant groper).


These folks are wacked out, Man.

tim in vermont said...

"This is not the behavior of a normal person.”

Conform! Conform! Everybody must conform! Otherwise you will scare the liberals! Conform!

tim in vermont said...

"He isn't a normal man, he a freak.”

LGBTQF+

Don’t be a h8r!

tim in vermont said...

"Welp, given that his base would be in NorCal, the stadiums don't have power.”

If there was any sense left in that state, you would think that some people sitting in the dark might say to themselves... “You know, we haven’t voted Repbulican in a while...."

Crazy World said...

Vicki what is your preferred alternative? I really hope you find what you are lacking in leadership. I also hope your lights are on, Aloha.

Nichevo said...


victoria said...
This is what I say, DUH. He isn't a normal man, he a freak. Hopefully he will get his punishment soon


Miss high school, do you? Back when "freaks" were anybody the cool kids didn't like.

I don't think of myself as old, but I'm old enough to remember back when calling people freaks seemed wrong and you were supposed to regard those people as different and possibly even special with their own invaluable contributions to make. Which is definitely a good description of President Trump.

I remember when people who gratuitously called people freaks were bitches and cunts, even the men.

A 9yo being led and allowed to believe that it is transsexual is the best thing evar. Protecting, defending, and supporting America and Americans is freakish.

Mirrors, do you own one?

JamesB.BKK said...

Trump was embellishing for effect true texts of coup makers that should be severely and permanently punished. Schiff was a stinking liar, as per usual. Not even on the same plane.

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