September 13, 2019

"So you (and your boobs) stay comfortable while you run."

Well, I am uncomfortable with this one boob who is emailing me too much while he runs:

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ADDED: Oh, I see. I'm a press outlet. But only to Cory Booker. I'm getting press releases. Example:

Cory Booker Highlights Plan to Confront Hate Crimes and White Supremacist Violence in America

Newark, NJ — Tonight on the debate stage, Cory Booker highlighted his plan to confront hate crimes and white supremacy in America.

Cory’s plan would create a new White House Office on Hate Crimes and White Supremacist Violence charged with coordinating federal agencies and community voices to improve the federal and local response to threats, address the ways in which hate spreads online, and provide support to communities and victims of hate crimes.

In addition to the White House office, Cory will also create an external advisory group of community stakeholders impacted by hate crimes to share information with and advise the White House, Department of Justice, Federal Bureau of Investigation, and Department of Homeland Security officials working to investigate and address hate crimes.

Cory’s plan to confront hate crimes and white supremacy builds on his sweeping gun violence prevention plan — the most sweeping put forth by a presidential candidate — that would limit those intent on committing hate crimes from accessing guns. Since putting forward his proposal for a federal gun licensing system in May, six candidates for president have followed suit — fundamentally reshaping the debate around gun violence in America.

Last month, Cory delivered a major speech at Emanuel AME Church in Charleston, SC on gun violence and the rising tide of hatred and white nationalism in America.

34 comments:

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

Coy Booker is auditioning for VP slot

Clyde said...

Spamacus!

Kevin said...

Vision for uniting our country

The Constitution did that.

Last night the anti-authoritarian party told us to “hand over your money, healthcare, and weapons”.

Kevin said...

Cory’s plan to confront hate crimes and white supremacy builds on his sweeping gun violence prevention plan — the most sweeping put forth by a presidential candidate

Cory’s plan is the sweepingest.

Ignorance is Bliss said...

Cory B⊙⊙ker

(Shout out to Meade from the Brooke Baldwin thread)

traditionalguy said...

Funny how bold commands to the Deplorables to surrender all of their weapons and march off into Re-education Camp Cattle cars, or else, only makes sense to the World Socialist Supremacists who also plan to loot the place while we are being slowly exterminated.

rhhardin said...

Stop mockery crime now.

Meade said...

"Cory B⊙⊙ker"

HAHA. Great mammary, Igs!

The Cracker Emcee Refulgent said...

Taken as a set, that’s a hilarious group of tags.

BarrySanders20 said...

I feel bad for that manic staffer who is required to create excitement with tweets when excitement for Oddball just aint there.

henry said...

Has Booker opined on men in shorts?

NorthOfTheOneOhOne said...

...a new White House Office on Hate Crimes and White Supremacist Violence...

Like Insty's been saying; all the DemocRATS have to do is not be crazy, and they can't even manage that!

Ingachuck'stoothlessARM said...

Cory Booker’s brother opened a school so bad it got shut down. N.J. just gave him a $150K education job

Cary Booker, his brother, looks like his twin.

https://www.nj.com/education/2019/07/cory-bookers-brother-opened-a-school-so-bad-it-got-shut-down-nj-just-gave-him-a-150k-education-job.html

Amadeus 48 said...

If you give the people a light, they will follow it anywhere.
AND
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over.
AND
If you dig a deep enough hole, everyone will want to jump into it.

These appear to be the principles of the Democratic party in this campaign (not to mention Principal Poop of More Science High.)

Yes, the Firesign Theater is ready for a comeback.

(Get thee hence!! Just a little dispute with my co-pilot.)


Narr said...

Say "cory booker's brother cary" aloud five times really fast.

Narr
Joisey style, capiche?

J. Farmer said...

To quote Bill Maher: “New rule: We’re done inventing the bra.”

Char Char Binks, Esq. said...

Why are Democrats against majority rule?

madAsHell said...

Can you imagine receiving such press releases, and thinking......"Yeah, I'm going to vote for this guy!!"

Char Char Binks, Esq. said...

Why are Democrats against majority rule?

JRoberts said...

White House Office on Hate Crimes and White Supremacist Violence...

Nonsense! This needs to be a cabinet level Secretary position. Build a new million square foot office building inside the Beltway and staff it with thousands of taxpayer paid employees.

In addition, there needs to be hundreds of field offices established across the nation (with twice as many in those evil red states) staffed with thousands more taxpayer paid employees. Then, and only then, can we say we've made a start in dealing with this issue!

Wince said...

That tells me Booker is now trying to position himself for the VP slot.

Optically, it'd be difficult for a black candidate promising to create a new "White House Office on Hate Crimes and White Supremacist Violence".

The only way it makes any sense is as a second-fiddle VP candidate offering the eventual white nominee balance and credibility on the issue.

And who better than VP Booker to staff that new White House office?

But what does Booker really bring to the table as far as the minority vote in exchange for his stupidity and divisiveness?

FullMoon said...

Dems all about how Trump has divided the country, while they pit minorities against "white supremacy" every day.

Michael K said...

Booker sure is not an advertisement for a Stanford degree.

It's interesting that Susan Rice's son is president pf the Stanford Young Republicans.

I wonder what changed his mind from Booker's and his mother's?.

My grandson's high school teacher told his class, "You are the conservative revolution." Hmmm.

Bob Boyd said...

Cory’s plan would create a new White House Office on Hate Crimes and White Supremacist Violence
In addition to the White House office, Cory will also create an external advisory group of community stakeholders impacted by hate crimes to share information with and advise the White House, Department of Justice, Federal Bureau of Investigation, and Department of Homeland Security officials working to investigate and address hate crimes.


Just like on campus only these nutty professors can throw you in jail.

rcocean said...

"Cory’s plan to confront hate crimes and white supremacy builds on his sweeping gun violence prevention plan — the most sweeping put forth by a presidential candidate — that would limit those intent on committing hate crimes from accessing guns."

What is "a Hate Crime"?
What is "intent on committing a hate crime"?

Isn't wanting to restrict Immigration a "Hate crime"? Isn't supporting the NRA a "hate crime"? Isn't Trump a "White Supremacist" and therefore "intent on committing" hate crimes? After what do "Haters" do?

Booker is one crazy Leftist.

Narr said...

I'm partial to "White House Office of Race and Resettlement," myself.

And what's with the first name shizzle? Cory this and Cory that.

Speaking onomastically, we're having city elections here and the signs are everywhere. We
can choose Cody, Ford, Worth, or Chase--I forget their last names. Surnames become given names, as guy names become girls'.

Narr
I know, I'll be patient, ma'am

Anthony said...

I way prefer contemplating bouncing (or not) real boobs than a figurative boob.

Just sayin'. . . . . . .

MadTownGuy said...

From the press release:

"Cory’s plan would create a new White House Office on Hate Crimes and White Supremacist Violence charged with coordinating federal agencies and community voices to improve the federal and local response to threats, address the ways in which hate spreads online, and provide support to communities and victims of hate crimes.

In addition to the White House office, Cory will also create an external advisory group of community stakeholders impacted by hate crimes to share information with and advise the White House, Department of Justice, Federal Bureau of Investigation, and Department of Homeland Security officials working to investigate and address hate crimes.
"

Will false flag crimes be investigated?

I'm guessing no.

Bruce Hayden said...

“Cory’s plan would create a new White House Office on Hate Crimes and White Supremacist Violence charged with coordinating federal agencies and community voices to improve the federal and local response to threats, address the ways in which hate spreads online, and provide support to communities and victims of hate crimes.”

The chilling thing there is that Booker would criminalize being white or preferring Judeo-Christian culture over that of Muslim culture, European culture over African culture, etc. Currently, actual physical violence by the right is almost non existent, esp in contrast with Anti First Amendment (AntiFA) fascist thugs on the left. So if there is not really any White Supremacist physical violence going on right now, nor any (physical) Hate Crimes attributable to the right these days they must be talking about right wing speech being the violence and hate crimes that are triggering the left, and that means that Booker’s “White House Office on Hate Crimes and White Supremacist Violence” would essentially operate as speech and thought police, and their mandate would seemingly include preventing conservatives from communicating with each other online.

I don’t think that a lot of people have realized yet that the triggering culture in academia several years ago has morphed into the hate crimes and white supremacist violence obsession we see these days on the left, and is on display with most of the Dem Presidential candidates. And I think this intentional confusion between verbal and physical conflict is why their shock troops, their AntiFA fascist thugs, can justify the use of physical violence to respond to their triggering by those on the other side verbally confronting them.

Qwinn said...

Narr: I initially read that as "White House Office of Race and Resentment"... which would be quite a but more accurate as to its operating goals, come to think of it.

effinayright said...

"It's interesting that Susan Rice's son is president pf the Stanford Young Republicans."
************

It's a new prog tactic: He's a mole in plain sight.

Bruce Hayden said...

What is "a Hate Crime"?
What is "intent on committing a hate crime"?


Since there really aren’t any physical hate crimes being committed these days by White Supremacists, we have to be talking about people engaging in Hate Speech, which, of course, is anything that criticizes the left. Probably more accurate to call it the “White House Office For Wrongspeak and Wrongthought Prevention”.

Narr said...

Qwinn, that's what might come to mind, but it wouldn't have quite the historical resonance.

Narr
And who's to say that resettlement in its broadest sense isn't exactly the goal?

narciso said...

well so it john Williams son, and he's actually tried to promote his views, in the media,