July 23, 2019

"Mr. Krassner was writing freelance pieces for Mad magazine in 1958 when he realized that there was no equivalent satirical publication for adults..."

"... Mad, he could see, was largely targeted at teenagers. So he started The Realist out of the Mad offices, and it began regular monthly publication. By 1967 its circulation had peaked at 100,000. 'I had no role models and no competition, just an open field mined with taboos waiting to be exploded,' Mr. Krassner wrote in his autobiography.... The Realist’s most famous article was one Mr. Krassner wrote portraying Lyndon B. Johnson as sexually penetrating a bullet wound in John F. Kennedy’s neck while accompanying the assassinated president’s body back to Washington on Air Force One. The headline of the article was 'The Parts That Were Left Out of the Kennedy Book,' and it claimed — falsely — to be material that had been removed from William Manchester’s book 'The Death of a President.' 'People across the country believed — if only for a moment — that an act of presidential necrophilia had taken place,' Mr. Krassner told an interviewer in 1995. 'The imagery was so shocking, it broke through the notion that the war in Vietnam was being conducted by sane men.'...  In 1967, Mr. Krassner, [Abbie] Hoffman and friends formed an organization to meld hippies and earnest political types. Mr. Krassner dreamed up the name Youth International Party — Yippie for short. Their theatrical shenanigans included streaming to Washington to 'levitate' the Pentagon and organizing a nighttime 'yip-in' at Grand Central Terminal to celebrate spring; it drew some 3,000 revelers, prompting nightstick-swinging police officers to charge the crowd and arrest 17 as protesters yelled 'Fascists!' The press seemed transfixed by their antics. 'It was mutual manipulation,' Mr. Krassner said, reflecting on his life in an interview for this obituary in 2016. 'We gave them good stories and sound bites, and they gave us free publicity.'"

From "Paul Krassner, Anarchist, Prankster and a Yippies Founder, Dies at 87" (NYT). What a towering figure in American culture!

And what a fantastic origin story:
Paul was a violin prodigy, playing a Vivaldi concerto at Carnegie Hall when he was 6, but he gave up practicing regularly because he found his instructor too controlling. Still, he traced his bent for humor to that Carnegie Hall recital. When in midperformance he tried to soothe an itch in his left leg by scratching it with his right foot, the audience burst out laughing, and he realized he loved that sound more than the applause for his playing.
By the way, in the first post of the morning, we were talking about a Nate Silver tweet that contained the line, "There are so many subtle ways that [Mayer's New Yorker article] seeks to manipulate the reader into taking Franken's side." Compare that to Krassner's line, "It was mutual manipulation," which I think we can assume is an intentional evocation of "mutual masturbation."

"It was mutual manipulation. We gave them good stories and sound bites, and they gave us free publicity" — Krassner was talking about the 60s but speaking in 2016. The NYT interviewed him for his obituary when he was 85.  I'd love to see the whole transcript!

68 comments:

rehajm said...

Sounds pretty fucking sick. Guess you had to be there.

tim maguire said...

Say what you want about the path to destruction the 60's counterculture set us off on, but at least they had fun doing it. Nothing like the puritanical scolds we suffer through now.

Nonapod said...

What a towering figure in American culture!

Well I've never heard of him... not that I'm exactly some kind of barometer for who gets to be considered a towering figure in culture. I'm a Gen X'er and this guys seems like a Boomer icon.

Rob said...

LBJ fucking JFK’s neck wound—all these years later, it’s still laugh-out-loud funny.

Robert Cook said...

"Sounds pretty fucking sick. Guess you had to be there."

That was the point. He wanted to highlight the sickness of those carrying out our war in Vietnam.

rehajm said...

A grade school chum turned out a zine called Zapruder headSNAP. The title was about as twisted as it got. It was not popular.

Michael K said...

He wanted to highlight the sickness of those carrying out our war in Vietnam.

So, were you spitting on the young draftees that survived to come home ?

Lyndon Johnson deserves all the opprobrium he gets but the veterans who obeyed the law were blamed by commies like you.

jnseward said...

I loved The Realist, read every issue. It's amazing how humor has died on the left and been reborn on the right.

Wince said...

The headline of the article was 'The Parts That Were Left Out of the Kennedy Book,' and it claimed — falsely — to be material that had been removed from William Manchester’s book 'The Death of a President.' 'People across the country believed — if only for a moment — that an act of presidential necrophilia had taken place,' Mr. Krassner told an interviewer in 1995.

Now we know where Michael Wolf got his inspiration.

...organizing a nighttime 'yip-in' at Grand Central Terminal to celebrate spring; it drew some 3,000 revelers, prompting nightstick-swinging police officers to charge the crowd and arrest 17 as protesters yelled 'Fascists!'

I always remember the bottom right panel here as the first time I really recognized the epithet "fascist".

rhhardin said...

It doesn't sound like adult entertainment. Levitating the pentagon would have been, if the followers were the target of the humor.

rhhardin said...

Did JFK have a neck wound? A necrophilia pun then.

rhhardin said...

The temporary eternal flame was great humor.

John henry said...

You mean to tell me lbj did not fuck jfk's neck wound.

First the Easter Bunny, then Santa Claus and now this.

Ann Althouse, destroyer of illusions.

I liked the Realist in the 60s. I liked his theater and outrage.

Someone had to spit in LBJ's face for his insane war that he lied us into and refused to win.

60,000 names on that wall on DC. All my age.

Fuck you lbj & crew.

Sorry to say goodbye, Paul.

John Henry

Maillard Reactionary said...

"What a towering figure in American culture!"

Are you serious, Althouse? Taller than say, Leonard Bernstein, or Mark Twain?

Maybe I shouldn't be surprised, considering some of the other "cultural" figures you think highly of.

rhhardin said...

The war in vietnam was okay but everybody in charge kept wanting to lose it, which raised the costs for everybody. It at least established, very inefficiently, that communist expansion would going to be unattractive to them. And you have a few genocides in the neighborhood as a result.

Still, the vietnam railway drivers' videos are good, and their low economic development makes them efficient factory laborers.

Robert Cook said...

"I loved The Realist, read every issue. It's amazing how humor has died on the left and been reborn on the right."

Really?!! Where? Who?

Bill Peschel said...

"Someone had to spit in LBJ's face for his insane war that he lied us into and refused to win. "

I hope you spat in Bush and Obama's faces for the same thing.

Piss on Harry Truman's grave, too, since he started it with Korea.

Bill Peschel said...

"Really?!! Where? Who?"

Babylon Bee, Frank J. Fleming, Iowahawk.

William said...

I don't think there would have been a National Lampoon without The Realist. Krassner was the first one to take it too far and then go further. Maybe he was more the fulfillment rather than the innovator of a trend, but he was the first. I think he's destined for obscurity, but he was definitely influential.......I know people who knew him and he was said to be modest and decent in his personal life. The last and best of the Yippies.

Anonymous said...

tim maguire: Say what you want about the path to destruction the 60's counterculture set us off on, but at least they had fun doing it. Nothing like the puritanical scolds we suffer through now.

They were always puritanical scolds. They just had a different set of pieties and taboos than the mainstream. Once they became the establishment they could let their puritanical scold flag fly, and here we are.

Ann Althouse said...

"I loved The Realist, read every issue. It's amazing how humor has died on the left and been reborn on the right."

I agree the left has lost much of its sense of humor, but what's the humor on the right? I mean, Trump is funny, but other than that. Don't tell me The Babylon Bee is funny.

Robert Cook said...

"Babylon Bee, Frank J. Fleming, Iowahawk."

I guess my question as to "who" is still a question.

Big Mike said...

'People across the country believed — if only for a moment — that an act of presidential necrophilia had taken place,' Mr. Krassner told an interviewer

Oh Gawd! Back in my college days — the 1960s — multiple draft-eligible men solemnly assured me that it was absolutely true that LBJ had copulated with Kennedy’s skull. It was true, they insisted, it was absolutely true! And it’s just an excerpt from Krassner’s satirical article.

No wonder Snopes.com feels obliged to fact-check the Babylon Bee.

tcrosse said...

Many years ago I was privileged to hear a radio interview of Krassner and Lenny Bruce. They used a bicycle horn to bleep themselves.

Robert Cook said...

"So, were you spitting on the young draftees that survived to come home?"

Don't believe fake news.

Fake news don't believe.

Big Mike said...

Don't tell me The Babylon Bee is funny.

I just did.

Tom T. said...

He was politically active and transgressive by the standards of his time, sure, but even back then, did anyone actually find any of his antics humorous? It all seems so labored and leaden.

William said...

Nowadays the left is more engaged in creating sacred cows than in butchering them. How is it possible that people like Jerry Nadler and Maxine Waters escape the attention of the professional mockers?....I think Rush Limbaugh is so successful not just because of his humor but because he's the only one to use humor of that quality in his put downs.....Also, I've read some truly excellent in zingers in the comments section here. It's not a market catered to by our professional comedians and satirists and we have to make do with what we find here.

Bay Area Guy said...

Krassner made it to 85, outliving many of the drug-addled, radical hippies of the era, like Abbie Hoffman.

Didn't know about his violin talents - quite impressive. He was a smart dude, albeit a leftist.

"The Realist" was junior varsity to "Ramparts" which all sorts of stuff, that greatly pissed off the FBI and the CIA. These were the "brains" of the Left in that era - the muscle were The Weathermen and The Black Panthers and then the SLA in 70s.

My folks migrated from NY to SF in 1971, when I was a kid. I remember all that hippie bullshit, but through the eyes of a child. They hated America, it's traditions, it's values, and generally supported a low level form of anarchy and chaos. The parties were good, though!

Big Mike said...

@Cookie, I was a draftee in 1969-1971, and we all heard the stories. That forty or fifty years later somebody takes a hit or two from his bong and proclaimed that spitting on soldiers never happened certainly doesn’t mean it never happened — it more likely means that Jerry Lembcke didn’t try very hard to find evidence that it really did happen. Certainly on the occasions when I was in uniform in public I received a great deal of verbal harassment, which Lembcke implies never happened either. So he’s a liar and you’re a fool to believe him.

Some of that verbal harassment was from young, miniskirted hippie chicks. Sort of like Althouse was back then.

But no, I never was spat upon. Because the spitter and I would have both been in the hospital, her to get her ass fixed and me to retrieve my boot.

Big Mike said...

(That last paragraph was meant as right-wing humor.)

Sigivald said...

"The imagery was so shocking, it broke through the notion that the war in Vietnam was being conducted by sane men"

The Republic of Vietnam could not be reached for comment, but at least we can get good Pho all over now, right?

tommyesq said...

That was the point. He wanted to highlight the sickness of those carrying out our war in Vietnam.

By inventing a sick act that they never did? Seems like this reveals more about Krassner than LBJ.

tommyesq said...

The Republic of Vietnam could not be reached for comment, but at least we can get good Pho all over now, right?

I suggest Pho King Good, of Beaverton OR - other suitable locations can be found here:

https://www.foodbeast.com/news/the-13-most-creative-pho-restaurant-names-from-around-the-country/.

SDaly said...

What a towering figure in American culture!

Can a tower also be a wrecking ball? Krassner perfectly exemplifies the cluster of people who destroyed each and every pillar that supported this country.

Michael K said...

Cookie has his sources. And they would never lie to make themselves look good.

Swede said...

Short summary: man-baby dies.

CWJ said...

"By inventing a sick act that they never did? Seems like this reveals more about Krassner than LBJ."

The urexample of fake but accurate?

So this works because "clown nose on." But fake TANG memos, fake rape stories, and fake hate crimes fail because "clown nose off."

Mattman26 said...

'It was mutual manipulation,' Mr. Krassner said, reflecting on his life in an interview for this obituary in 2016. 'We gave them good stories and sound bites, and they gave us free publicity.'"

It'd be fun to have someone like that around today.

Darrell said...

Hell is a little warmer today with another log on the fire.

Narr said...

So the running gag in the Lampoon (Nelson Rockefeller has heart attacks and the only way to revive him is to have a Hispanic youth shoot his jizzwad into Rockefeller's open chest) was just derivative? How disappointing!

The first negative things I heard about the US effort in VN (that I recall) came from Sgt. Long, one of our JROTC instructors who had just got back. He was the youngest, and maybe the only one of the four non-coms (and the retired major) to have served there (this would have been 69 or 70).

He was bitter at the leadership for getting us into a mess, and at the home front for not understanding how awful the whole thing was. For the next several years, into college, I made friends with returning vets and with anti-war protesters (who were sometimes the same
people); the one antiwar march I participated in had as the featured speaker one of my history profs, who was a retired Army master sergeant (WWII vet) who spoke about the arrogance of empire.

I don't recall anyone saying that keeping SVN non-communist was worth the cost, especially since victory was not an option. Some of my VN-vet friends maintain that we were shooting at the wrong Vietnamese.

Narr
We may have won every battle, but it was irrelevant (Harry Summers)

narciso said...

well I've known some who were very jaundiced by the experience, and some who were proud of their effort, in various services and capacities,

gilbar said...

claimed — falsely — to be material that had been removed from William Manchester’s book 'The Death of a President.' 'People across the country believed — if only for a moment — that an act of presidential necrophilia had taken place,' Mr. Krassner told an interviewer in 1995.

'The imagery was so shocking, it broke through the notion that the war in Vietnam was being conducted by sane men.'


see? That's the way you do it! generate a false report, that IS SO SHOCKING, it will break through people's notions. Sounds pretty familiar; doesn't it?



gilbar said...

Robert Cook asked...
Really?!! Where? Who?

The Bulwark, of course!

narciso said...

so they are celebrating a political pornographer, just like the times today is celebrating a play about fellatio, I wish I were making this up, but the expressway to hell seems to have rocket packets,

narciso said...

of course they should have never appointed him, like Robert white in el Salvador in the early 80s

https://www.judicialwatch.org/blog/2019/07/leftists-in-trump-state-dept-sabotage-guatemala-asylum-deal-u-s-ambassador-called-back-to-d-c/

J. Farmer said...

Reminds me of a joke I believe I heard back in the Norm Macdonald era of "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live...

Yippie! Paul Krassner is dead. Oh, sorry, that should be Yippie Paul Krassner is dead.

J. Farmer said...

so they are celebrating a political pornographer, just like the times today is celebrating a play about fellatio, I wish I were making this up, but the expressway to hell seems to have rocket packets,

What's wrong with a play about fellatio? That isn't what's going to take us to hell. Throwing away our civilization and replacing it with third worldism on the other hand...

madAsHell said...

Krass-ner! Straight from a Charles Dickens novel.

Howard said...

Blogger Swede said...

Short summary: man-baby dies.


Exactly. Why do you think capitalism spawns such successful man-babies not unlike the current resident of the White Man's House?

Is it that childish whimsy is a strong source of creative invention remunerated by the indivisible hand. Maybe this is why women don't create as well as men because they can't afford to be unserious about life.

Howard said...

What Big Mike says about hippie treatment of uniformed troops was echoed by my brother's experience coming back from Vietnam to California in 1970. Robert will be happy to here he was violently assaulted by LAPD metro cops because he gave them some spicy war vet lip a day after getting home.

Rabel said...

"What a towering figure in American culture!"

I would have called him the scum at the bottom of America's cultural toilet, but the girls like the bad boys.

eddie willers said...

I don't think there would have been a National Lampoon without The Realist.

I think you look no further than The Harvard Lampoon.

Bilwick said...

Was he really an anarchist in the historic meaning of the term, or was he an "anarchist" in the loose, sloppy way stupuid "liberals" use the term?

Big Mike said...

@Althouse, latest from the Babylon Bee:

“WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to an official press release from the Bernie 2020 campaign, presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders will be raising his staff’s minimum pay to $700 per hour. While some questioned the feasibility of the new plan, the release explained that this can easily be accomplished by laying off everyone except Bernie Sanders.”

Great satire.

Gordon Scott said...

Towering figure? I have some vague memory of his name. 100,000 subscribers? Lori Laughlin's dumb daughter has more Instagram followers than that.

John henry said...

Speaking of the National Lampoon, I was also ha huge fan in the 70s. There is a great movie on Netflix "A Futile and Stupid Gesture" about Doug Kenney and the founding of NL.

Pretty interesting to watch.

John Henry

Char Char Binks, Esq. said...

All the right-side humorists have been deplatformed -- Gavin McInnes, Steven Crowder, Sam Hyde, etc.

Tina Trent said...

Yeah. Richard Elrod thought they were hilarious.

History exists.

Bay Area Guy said...

@John Henry,

That Netflix movie about Doug Kenney at National Lampoon, was outstanding. Kenney was a comic genius - need more like him.

CWJ said...

It would appear that Mr. Krassner is one of Althouse's touchstones. Though there are exceptions, the oeuvre of many boomer touchstones has not stood the test of time. They were perhaps great in their time and we are right to hold them in our memories, but frankly leave them there, in our memories. Don't try to convince anyone else of their "significance." The "towering figure" is in Althouse's memory. Krassner is lucky that his flame lives on in boomer memory, but only until that subset of boomers "wink out."

vanderleun said...

""Paul Krassner, Anarchist, Prankster and a Yippies Founder, Dies at 87" (NYT). What a towering figure in American culture!"

Dear Anne, I knew Paul for a number of years personally and professionally and I regret to tell you he was anything but a "towering figure." He pretty much peaked around the time of the Kennedy article. He was a repulsive man personally in both attitude and hygiene. He was not a very funny man once his ability to roll out shock and awe was curtailed and he lived off of and scrounged from a lot of people. Nobody much younger than you will have ever heard of him or been influenced by him and that is all to the good. Nothing he did has endured this far. He's a footnote.

Nichevo said...

I agree the left has lost much of its sense of humor, but what's the humor on the right? I mean, Trump is funny, but other than that. Don't tell me The Babylon Bee is funny.


Take off your clothes, Ann. And don't tell me you don't like the taste.

George Leroy Tirebiter said...

I too was an avid Realist reader and subscriber starting in 1969 while still in high school. Pretty sure I first read about it and Krassner in the Whole Earth Catalog, which makes sense as Stewart Brand & Paul were friends. Early on bought the collection of back issues (a few were out of print). Still have a box full of 'em, which I've loaned out to several younger folks who'd only heard of it. And my Disneyland Memorial Orgy poster is framed, but hasn't been on a wall in 35 years per kids & grandkids (who are also major Disneyland & (& now) Disneyworld fans. Was never a lefty (hated the ones I met circa 69-74 - creepy, controlling, mean), but was a big conspiracy theory nut (Don DeLillo's Libra is the most accurate of the Kennedy Assassination theories - lol), and was in the local UFO club circa 12-14 years of age. Loved comedy records, watching commedians on TV, EC Comics & MAD magazine (Bill Gaines!). So all that added up to reading The Realist in my young adulthood.

George Leroy Tirebiter said...

Doh, why I posted: There's a series of interviews with Krassner on the Classic Television Showbiz blog.

The 1st: http://classicshowbiz.blogspot.com/2015/05/an-interview-with-paul-krassner-part-one.html.

The others are easily found at page right. I'd read the first 4 several years ago and was surprised when parts 5-7 appeared. Now I know why...

narciso said...

Interesting Stephen hunter sort of borrowed the story from libra for his third bullet, actually modern acoustics and forensic analysis show there was no second gunman at the knoll or at the at the daltex building

narciso said...

The premise in delillo was the company had mounted a false flag assassination attempt had had Oswald be the patsy, but Murphy's law got in the way.

narciso said...

The premise in third bullet was slightly different, a cell of company operatives were terrified that Kennedy would blunder into Vietnam,