"I Asked Three Plastic Surgeons How They Would Change My Face And Everyone Answered Differently/Beauty is even more subjective than we think it is" (Buzzfeed).
"12 People Talk About Their Scars, Birthmarks, Skin Conditions, And More/'Everyone is flawed; some of us just have more visible scarring to show for it'" (Buzzfeed).
"12 Ways To Look Hotter (Without Plastic Surgery)." (I'm not putting a link for that because the first 2 items were "Try Cryotherapy" and "Drink Collagen" and the look of disgust on my face was, I'm afraid, making me less attractive.)
"How do I get prettier without makeup or plastic surgery?" (Quora). The answers here are so obvious that they're just a prompt you to notice that you already know the answer: It's all the things you should do for your health and wellbeing anyway.
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Chicks dig my dueling scar until they find out it was from tripping over an XBox.
The best makeup you can put on is your lovely smile :-)
It may be true, but isn't this considered awfully sexist nowadays?
That said, skincare and grooming go a long way, as the commenters there note. If you have small eyes, or eyes that are spaced widely or narrowly, the right glasses can help quite a lot. Hairstyle can also complement or compensate for some features. Tailoring can help too, although I have extremely strong and unfashionable views on how things ought to be tailored so no one should be taking tailoring advice from me, I'm afraid.
Look at how awash in money this country is.
Tax this heavy.
How do I get prettier without makeup or plastic surgery?
For women, the answer is easy: hang out in a bar as closing time approaches...
Make more money.
Hang out with ugly people.
I have been at this old age thing longer than i suspect all of you here this website and my only response to old age is "to bad youth is wasted on the young". No matter how you try your golf swing speed will never be the same as when it was when you were twenty.
" I'm afraid, making me less attractive." - i am not touching that line.
A woman does anything to improve herself-- "YOU GO, GIRL!"
A man tries to improve his lot in life -- "Must be compensating for something."
My wife didn't like End Games because Thor was a fat drunk.
I didn't like it because they used the laziest plot device in existence.
I'm shooting for either brutally handsome or terminally pretty.
Giant face-covering tattoo might the the only hope for most of us.
"Look at how awash in money this country is."
Some in this country.
One must eschew the shorts.
I'm shooting for either brutally handsome or terminally pretty
I hate that line, well, the “terminally” part. why not “preternaturally” that would stick out in just as bad a way, but at least it would make sense.
"How do I get prettier without makeup or plastic surgery?"
Easy. Don't eat a sheetcake for breakfast, get off your twitter account and go exercise, stop obsessing about leftwing politics, dress nicely, and learn to smile and flirt more.
I have advice for men too, if they dare to ask...
Robert Cook said...
"Look at how awash in money this country is."
Some in this country.
Thankfully we have someone to remind us...
But if you try sometime, you might find
You get what you need
I'd like to be richer or better looking. I'm just the right height, however. I've got no complaints about my height. Eat your heart out Tom Cruise.
Women eschew short men. Every scientific study says so. Don't deny the science.
Advice to men - don't be short.
I am six feet four, give or take 5 inches.
The Cheers show when Rebecca was the female lead. Cliff the letter carrier has unaccountably managed to get himself a girlfriend. She's great, but he wishes she would use just a little makeup. He asks Rebecca for advice. She says: Cliff, you deliver the mail, you must know about those before and after features in the women's magazines. Cliff says yes. THEN WHAT ARE YOU BUGGING ME FOR?
Try this one neat trick to improve your beauty: Stop being so fucking angry all the time and cheer up. Nothing pretties up a face more than a nice smile.
for skin: phytoceramides, Hyaluronic acid, collagen
and only wash your face with water-- let your pores
freely express their exudates
for other aspects of a less-than-stellar physiognomy:
be a nice person
Althouse, you must get the strangest ads when you are online. You google such a wide range of oddities in the course of writing this blog, that your search history would send a psychiatrist to chasing his tail!
My advice to young men is to NOT sleep with liberal women -- even the good-looking ones. They tend to be woke and crazy.
Only sleep with apolitical. moderate or conservative women. There's a lot.
@Ingachuck'stoothlessARM
let your pores freely express their exudates
Did this line somehow get cross-posted? It sounds like it belongs in the definition of a health Goth.
Hang out with ugly people.
Right in this thread we have The Good, The Bad and The EDH.
@YoungHeg
then try this:
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=house+of+atoz+video&view=detail&mid=74F5134D10E96B387FB974F5134D10E96B387FB9&FORM=VIRE
I am not horny when I am in Wisconsin.
Someday I'll figure out how to get my selfie from the phone to the interwebs.
Narr
Then you'll be sorry!
Titus said...
I am not horny when I am in Wisconsin.
Good news for farm animals.
A full face motorcycle helmet seems to work for me.
Robert Cook said...
"Look at how awash in money this country is."
Some in this country.
And if Robert gets his way we will all be more like the rest of the world.
Plus a few million wreckers and hoarders will receive justice along the way and be starved to death or sent to be properly re-educated.
My advice to young men is to NOT sleep with liberal women -- even the good-looking ones. They tend to be woke and crazy.
Ah, but there are some things you can't do to the future mother of your children.
Liberal women are there for that. Just tell them "it's empowering" and parrot something from Maddow or Colber.
Beer goggles
😎
Just wear Goth clothes to the gym.
You'll be Fab.
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