April 29, 2019
Hillary does her Donald Trump voice.
I've picked out the key 13 seconds so you don't have to slog through 5 minutes.
I got that at "Hillary Clinton mocks Trump with dramatic Mueller report reading of president's 'I'm f***ed' line, and suggests people raise money to send AG William Barr back to law school" (The Daily Mail). I recommend not trying to figure out the overall gist of what's going on there. Some comedy concept... excruciating comedy concept.
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What a nasty woman.
Still not President.
I think Bill's expression there to to the guy next to him was "See what hell I have endured these many years? See?!"
If she is not held accountable for her crimes then the laws of this country no longer apply to me with any moral foundation.
I will consider myself a ward of a corrupt police state and act accordingly.
Jail is too good for Hillary, Obama, or any of the other conspirators that tried to destroy our system of elections.
these 13 seconds are even better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slO0Uzk6u_w
Ha ha ha!!! It's so funny when you turn the FBI loose on innocent people! Just ask the Bush White House Travel office staff! All those legal fees they had to pay when they hadn't done anything wrong! Really hilarious - it's one of Hillary's favorite practical jokes! Plus, her cronies got the travel office business!
Hear hear Achilles! It is far worse than I thought.
I always saw her as the Lady Macbeth, driving the dope from Hope farther than he would have gone otherwise. As a friend of mine says, "If I stepped in some Clinton, I wouldn't clean my shoes, I'd burn them."
Narr
She can't do dialect, no good at mimicry, still thinks she's smart
Was listening to Rush today and he played a clip from, I believe, Preet Bharara, who passed off Hillary's malfeasance, as 'not using the right email'. That's just offensive.
There is no justification for voting for a person this truly vile.
At some point this reflects on the voter.
We really are living in the era of "that's not funny."
So, it costs $200k to get Hillary Clinton to read the Mueller report and record it for an audio book? And then we would have to buy it?
$190 so far...
It makes me smile. She tweeted, "This was... cathartic. Thank you, @JordanKlepper!" That's the best she's got. I'm glad she has purged herself of... something.
It's nice to see Bill and Hill get together like this. I don't imagine they spend much time with each other.
When's Felony Clinton going to jail?
Wilbur, I know! He looks happy to see her again. Which is sweet.
F*ed by Your corrupt insider deep state Brennan-Clapper East Germans, Dear Hillary. Money Grubber extraordinaire.
Of course, to the left, Trump saying "I'm f-ed" is somehow an admission of guilt. Trump knows the Deep State would really like to Seth Rich him.
LOL - to Bill's fake dumb-F face. Nice roll playing, dude.
Get your "A night with 2 money grubbers" tickets now, folks.
"See what hell I have endured these many years? See?!"
Agreed!
lol Inga's ARm.
That is a keeper.
Mimic.
She couldn't even read that with any skill. What a dummy.
What a warm and witty woman. Tonight we drink Chardonnay!
Trump should retaliate with an impression of Queen Cacklepants uttering her immortal "f*cking Jew bastard."
One would think that Hillary Clinton would want to stay as far away as possible from the subject of DOJ investigations.
At the bottom of everything (the entitlement mentality) Hillary is a snob.
"One would think that Hillary Clinton would want to stay as far away as possible from the subject of DOJ investigations."
She thinks she's untouchable. And she's probably right.
I want her to read the forthcoming Horowitz report.
A talented comedic actor like Steve Carell can do "excruciating cluelessness" to great effect. Hillary's "superpower" is that she is effortlessly excruciating all the time.
I'll never understood why Session's aid put the word "Fucked" in his notes, except as a way to hurt Trump. Same thing with McGahn - why talk for 30 hours?
As for Hillary, was is it the worst live forever, and the good die young?
Hillary, Bill, Bush-II, Obama, Kerry, McCrazy, Mittens.
No wonder we got Trump.
"We really are living in the era of "that's not funny.""
Which is funny, in an OMG sort of way. Made funnier by the intense satisfaction some of us experienced when the election was called against Hill.
Private Server for Clinton Cash. Rubles preferable.
BTW, Hillary is the biggest Bullseye in America Comedy. She's incredibly mockable, yet how many Comedy Central jokes about her? How many late night jokes about her? Trump has gotten more satire in a month from these people than Hillary has in 20 years. Yet, she's a walking punchline.
Really Hillary should have read the excerpt in Andrew Weissmann's voice, the author and Mueller special counsel member who attended Hillary's "inauguration" party.
Just when you thought Hillary couldn't be more clueless and feckless and humorless. They say incompetent people don't know they are incompetent, in fact often think they are superior. Think about this: there was a moment when Hillary considered doing this, either it was pitched to her or she dreamed it up herself, and she thought, Damn, this is great!
Hillary is a fake and a fraud, and we know it and can see it in everything she does.
@BleachBit
loop the vid, crank the volume, bask in the glory!
Have A Nice Day!
Original Mike said...
"One would think that Hillary Clinton would want to stay as far away as possible from the subject of DOJ investigations."
She thinks she's untouchable. And she's probably right.
It is a Republic for as long as you can keep it.
This is going to come down to your average Republican voter.
I hope Fen is wrong about you people.
We are watching Eddie Gallagher's trial.
I was impressed with all the Russian activity in vol 1, until I realized it was just the prosecution's case, such as it was. Flimsy stuff, esp regarding the DNC server hacks. The FBI never even got to look at it. What a joke.
I wish people would stop taking it so seriously.
"Really Hillary should have read the excerpt in Andrew Weissmann's voice, the author and Mueller special counsel member who attended Hillary's "inauguration" party."
Andrew Wesissmann should do a dramatic reading of Brando's "You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am."-- Terry Malloy (Marlon Brando), On the Waterfront (1954).
So close to being AG. But now just a bum.
She thinks she's untouchable. And she's probably right.
Money Talks, Hillary Walks.
If she never goes to prison, I'm moving to Honduras...
That stuff can be kind of funny to lefties if you’re a famous politician with some standing or something. What does Hillary do?
She thinks she's untouchable. And she's probably right.
Her husband certainly thought so, ergo Los Erupciones de los Bimbos
What's the slowest, most painful way to die? Someday I hope it's colloquially
called "Hillary Clinton Disease."
If she never goes to prison, I'm moving to Honduras...
no need to move-- the banana republic will come to you
"Le Republique Banane, C'est moi "
Ann why dont u stop wallowing in the depths of clintonism. It only lives on in the futility that is Kirsten Gillibrand.
She read it the way you would to make the speaker sound stupid. She isn't even close to the cadence he uses and the way he enunciates words.
That was her sweet revenge.
It's like watching Al Capone read from his tax evasion indictment and wondering why all his underlings aren't laughing.
Related: last week's Clinton Corruption update.
So, it costs $200k to get Hillary Clinton to read the Mueller report and record it for an audio book?
She could probably make more if she'd just read the part about "no collusion" and turn it into a ringtone.
In a meeting:
Hillary: No collusion.
Hillary: No collusion.
Hillary: No collusion.
Sorry, gotta take this call...
We only have this quote because Trump didn't assert Executive Privilege.
Trump wave Executive Privilege, because he had nothing to hide.
He knew he was f--ked (and he was f--ked) because of the investigation itself. The process has been the punishment.
Taking this quote of of context that follows it is every bit as dishonest as Biden's use of the "good people on both sides" snippet.
But beyond all this, why would Hillary be so stupid as to provoke Trump now?
Why she's just as funny as Samantha Bee. And Bee is a PROFESHONOL comedian!
No wonder she's called he smartest woman on earth.
I originally thought preventing Hillary from becoming President would be its own reward.
However, I never guessed just how much fun it would be to see her wallowing in her own misery trying to stay relevant. It's like infinite karma.
Trump can return the favor and cackle his way through reading her indictment.
This will go down better than her "Happy Birthday to a future president" laugh riot.
Freedom U sounds like an SPLC slush fund.
Etienne said...
If she never goes to prison, I'm moving to Honduras...
Naw.
It just changes the social contract.
If she is above the law she no longer has the protection of the law. If the law is no longer evenly applied to everyone it applies to no one.
Then we would be like Honduras, just with more money. At that point power determines who is right.
With no 1st principles like Equal Treatment Under the Law and Due Process the law becomes completely arbitrary and nothing more than a tool of power.
Caption:
See Spot.
See Spot run.
Out! Out! damn Spot!!
How much was she paid to read that?
"She thinks she's untouchable."
I sometimes think it would be wonderful if a whole boatload go to prison, and both Clintons skate as always. Let the little suck ups think of that for a long time.
GAWD, she is just utterly corrupt, incompetent, dishonest and weird as s*it. And, increasingly I'm thinking, just plain dumb.
This is too much. I sit down to check in with Althouse, and on FOX, The Five, they are doing this exact video clip.
you know, it's interesting
you have two people running for the Presidency
one side,
paid foreign agents to subvert the electionm
illegally took classified federal documents, then
..ignored federal subpoenas
..destroyed evidence
..had secret meetings with the attorney general, asking for the investigation to be squashed
the other,
did nothing wrong, then
..told people that he'd done nothing wrong
One of these two sides is now being impeached; for OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE
guess which one?
The premise is Trump is guilty. Previously we had palaver about the sanctity of Mueller, and votive candles with his image, but now we get palaver dismissing his report.
I hadn't heard about Billary for several days. Now she's a ventriloquist?
Emile Zola wrote that Captain Alfred Dreyfus was “the victim of the lurid imagination of Major du Paty de Clam, the religious circles surrounding him, and the ‘dirty Jew’ obsession that is the scourge of our time.” And a columnist for Fox News recently argued that the ghost of Alfred Dreyfus can be found in the Mueller Report. Was Fox News arguing that, not only was Mr. Trump wrongly accused (J'Accuse!!!), but that the Democratic Party is now institutionally anti-Semitic? That is a big accusation. I mean who even talks about the Dreyfus affair anymore unless it's in reference to some sort of anti-Semitic attack in Paris... Do you Republicans believe that the Democrats are anti-Semites?! Why not come out and say it instead of all the code?
I believe [a significant number of] Democrats are anti-Semites.
There.
um the democrats when eliding ilhan omar's comments spiro, 8.6 on the squirrel btw,
Hillary is a nasty, stupid woman. She forgets that Trump is President and he doesn't do forgiveness very well. A smarter person would know when to shut up and be gone and not tempt fate. Bill is smart enough to get this. His problem is that he is chained to her.
Do you Republicans believe that the Democrats are anti-Semites?! Why not come out and say it instead of all the code?"
Yes. Next. Care to explain why the Democrats kiss Sharpton's ass? Or Farrakhan's ass? Or support the Representatives from ISIS or Hamas? Cause I don't see any Republicans supporting that type of trash. What's your excuse?
that the Democratic Party is now institutionally anti-Semitic? That is a big accusation.
Also true. Look around. NY Times cartoons. Anti-Semitism resolution defeated by Democrats.
"Somebody did something on 9/11."
Are you blind ?
she looks like she is reading out of her favorite grimoire
...something very 'eye-of-newt'-ish about her
Watched the whole thing. The comedian is not very funny and made Bill and Hillary seem the same. Clintons ,in private, cannot be happy with the segment. Lame.
Does Trump hate inspire people to buy Clinton tickets?
cleaning up the mess she made:
https://www.jpost.com//Middle-East/Behind-the-Lines-Generals-vs-Islamists-in-Libya-587809
In fairness, the video below shows her more warm, comfortable, genuine side
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=we+came+we+saw+he+died+youtube&view=detail&mid=22D012A19113A96DD53322D012A19113A96DD533&FORM=VIRE
Spiros plays dumb. The MAGA hat wearers are what the Democrats see as “ dirty Jews”.
But to answer his question as if it were asked in good faith:
The Democrat party is not yet institutionally anti Semitic. It is institutionally accepting of anti semites though, which is a step in that direction. Buckley read the Birchers out of the GOP and mainstream conservatism. No one has read Ilan Omarites out yet, and won’t.
Ask your question again in 5 years.
Now do yourself on election night too f-ked up to deliver a concession speech.
What a buffoon.
How do we know that Trump ws not being sarcastic and mocking when he said this ... I can see him rolling his eyes and making fun of the seriousness others were taking pf the moment.
If you think Trump Derangement Syndrome is severe, imagine what Hillary Derangement Syndrome would have been like if she were President (if that's not too hideous to contemplate)
I watched it again. She's a slave to the camera now, and I have to say if I was Bill I'd be speechless too.
Narr
Aren't Klepper's 15 seconds up YET?
Glad she is all about looking presidential, too. She is no better than Trump.
tcrosse said...
If you think Trump Derangement Syndrome is severe, imagine what Hillary Derangement Syndrome would have been like if she were President (if that's not too hideous to contemplate)".
Hillary is the turd in the punchbowl. It's not derangement to be against turds in the punchbowl.
Hillary! How can we say "good bye" if you won't go away?
So, when is Mueller gonna indict Don Jr for the Trump Tower meeting?
That was really bad.
Walls are closing in. Waiting for the indictment. Any day now.
Waiting....
Still waiting......
Still.........waiting........
Hmmm. Perhaps, I was misinformed.......
OT: MSM drops mask, openly campaigns for D-candidates they like.
This Fawning NBC News Article on Pete Buttigieg is Worse Than a Glorified Press Release; It’s Sanctified
Now, will Hillary read Dollar Bill's speech saying he didn't have 'sex with that woman'.
Now that would sell!
I still waiting for Inga to rub the Mueller Report in our faces.
She's such a tease.
"She is no better than Trump."
She does have the singular virtue of not being in the Oval Office.
Now watching Hillary "read" the Mueller Report is a nasty job--akin to fixing a 36 inch diameter broken sewage main spewing raw sewage into the air. I'm glad that someone else took on that nasty job---and I won't even bother to watch the 13 seconds or so that our host recommends.
Hillary is in no position to recommend that someone else "go back to law school". I would hope that in a just world she could give us an up close, personal, and intimate review of the interior of several federal prisons. Maybe give us some tips on how to look good in an orange jumpsuit. Perhaps Martha Stewart left a recipe for cookies, and Hillary could make them in the prison bakery.
Don’t worry about what Hillary says , she is the crazy aunt in the attic of berbidengeig.
What Paul said and maybe she can tell us what the definition of 'is' (or was that jizz) is.
Hildabeast is nuts and is playing with fire. Bill would love to see her in orange
Hillary Clinton is King Midas in Reverse: Everything she touches turns to shit.
Hillary, the cowbell of politics.
"Hillary Clinton is King Midas in Reverse: Everything she touches turns to shit."
She is the LLR Chuck of Non-Althouseblog..
After the Mueller Report was issued, I thought Hillary would become president.
Have I been misinformed?
"Have I been misinformed?"
40% of the country is asking themselves that question.
With no 1st principles like Equal Treatment Under the Law and Due Process the law becomes completely arbitrary and nothing more than a tool of power.
The Russia Hoax has shown everyone that this is in fact the current state of affairs. Why is she not in jail?
That vile woman isn't worthy of polishing Bill Barr's shoes.. I loathe her.
Why shouldn’t she cackle? she pulled off the most successful SWAT prank ever. She will probably still be chuckling days after her death.
Money Talks, Hillary Falls Down.
FIFY.
She is deplorable and embarrassing. Just disgusting.
MAGA
Least self-aware woman in the whole world, and if you knew my ex-wife, you would know that that is really saying something.
A smarter person would know when to shut up and be gone and not tempt fate.
But we already saw how stupid she was - tempting fate with no concession speech. It's like the Democrats don't even watch their own propaganda
She thinks she's untouchable.
Hubris and then Nemesis: "In ancient Greek religion, Nemesis also called Rhamnousia or Rhamnusia ("the goddess of Rhamnous"), is the goddess who enacts retribution against those who succumb to hubris"
Or, as Godfather Reynolds aptly put: When the responsible authorities fail to act, other forms of authority will assert themselves. They may not behave responsibly but they WILL act
People like Hillary forget that the Rule of Law exists not only to protect the innocent, it is intended to protect the guilty from mob violence.
She should be on her knees, throwing herself at the Mercy of Lady Justice, begging to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Else, what is the most effective way to punish a mother and grandmother?
Welcome back Agent Garcia. Did you enjoy your coffee break?
It’s be nice to see what is in the Mueller report which should detail all the evidence of Trumps misdeeds, as discovered by the top law enforcement agency, so we can put this to rest once and for all...
so we can put this to rest once and for all...
Oh please. The Left could cross-examine every witness and still not be satisfied.
Love how you avoid saying Trump did anything criminal or impeachable.
Is "misdeeds" the new Hobgolbin now that Collusion and Obstruction have died?
Let’s hear Trump pretend to be Hillary upon learning she lost the election to him.
And also the times she learned of the Benghazi raid and that her illegal email server was outed.
After watching that video, it's hard not to conclude that Bill should keep his mouth shut...literally. The constant slack jaw makes him look old and feeble and, frankly, nothing that he said sounded sharp or funny. It was kind of sad to see him so passive.
Why can't the Clintons just go away?
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