"Sleeping nude is disgustingly unclean. Does she change her sheets every day?"
Do you wash your pajamas every day?
The reason to sleep nude is that you don't want to get all tangled up in clothes. Take a bath before you get in bed and change the sheets once a week. If that's not good enough, you seem prissy.
Living in houston I don’t use full-length pj’s but I wear fresh night clothes that I put in the clothes hamper every day. Who’s being prissy? Maybe law professors don’t fart at night. It’s creepy to sleep in fecal matter and think that not to is prissy.
It’s creepy to sleep in fecal matter and think that not to is prissy.
Sorry to creep you out dude, but you are full of shit. Literally. Right now, you are carrying around a cup or two of fecal matter inside your body. And a lot of urine too. You are basically a walking sewer.
Never could understand how someone can sleep in full pajamas.
Here's how -- You take off your clothes. You stop watching TV. You put on a full set of pajamas. You lay down in a bed or on a couch, or sit in a chair, or lean up against a wall. You close your eyes. You go to sleep.
I learn something new everyday. some people like to sleep naked. some sleep in PJ's, some sleep in a combination of the two. I'm sure some people sleep in their clothes too. I hope that's because we have the freedom to do what we want, in our own space. Or maybe it's time the SJW make rules about sleep attire too.
I can do almost everything in the house naked. Repair a toilet, hang pictures, vacuum, make cookies, almost anything, except frying bacon, so I switched to doing bacon in the oven,mmmm bacon... Oh yes, and sleep. most definitely sleep. Since mom stopped tucking me in, naked to bed.
On that note, those with a germ phobias do themselves no favors. Dirt and filth are a part of life, and do build our immune system. Exposure to regular germs ie;filth, makes you less susceptible to pedestrian illness.
I bet she gets a lot of active encouragement and positive reinforcement when she chooses to watch tv naked. There are many, many upsides to looking like Jennifer Anniston.
Slightly off topic, but when I had a cat roaming around the house all night, I easily woke up from nightmares, the presence of the roaming nocturnal cat was quite a benefit from that point of view.
Then the cat died and it took a while to learn how to wake up from nightmares as quickly.
From that point of view, the cat was worth its weight in gold.
(also it was a kind-hearted creature - temperamental and violent, of course, but not too violent).
People underestimate the goodness of cats, I know I did before I fostered (and adopted) one.
If I had a TV, I would let Jennifer Anniston watch it naked. As long as she kept the sound low. Not so sure about that Ellen critter. Is this, like, a package deal?
Some people were overly concerned about fecal bits flying around the public restroom when the Dyson Airblade handdryers were new. People who worry about that should stop shitting on their hands. Likewise, if you think you're going to roll around in fecal matter all night by sleeping naked, wipe your ass.
Actually, it might be better if she wore a bathing suit. I'm just thinking it could be a bit awkward having a stranger watching your TV completely naked, even if she were an extremely attractive stranger. Maybe especially if she were an extremely attractive stranger. Like, what if you offer her a glass of white wine, and she says, "Why, yes, thank you. I would." Then when you go to pour it, she sees you looking at her nipples. I mean, there they are. You can't pour wine looking her dead in the eye, it will go all over her lap, and then ... Well. A bikini, I'm thinking. Aquamarine, or sky blue.
This comment is not about shit, or sleeping naked or not.
Aniston's new made-for-tv movie (Netflix) "Dumplin" is pretty good for a feel-good movie. (I have to add the qualifier so that you won't think I don't appreciate "Citizen Cane".) I have never been an Aniston fan, perhaps because I never was a "Friends" fan, but you can't help but see her often if you watch movies (other than "Citizen Cane"), and I haven't been impressed. But she actually does some good acting in "Dumplin". She's pushing 50, and that's a pretty important transition point for female actors.
So I’m in a shithole 100 miles from the Botswana border, living out of a 40 litre duffel (which has everything I’ll need for a year and includes a Mac Pro, iPad, Kindle, 2 GPS units, iPhone, it was maybe 105F in my stone room last night when I arrived and I forgot to pack to pajamas and am freaking out because of the fecal matter in farts, despite sweating like a river until it cooled off.
Would you refuse a Namibian Himba woman who has never, ever, cleaned herself with water and whose hair is clotted into stylized clumps and strands or her own unique design, because soil and clay work fine, on woven mats that have also never seen water, yet is the most desirable woman you’ve ever seen? Knowing that your penthouse condo in a beautiful city is only 30 hours away?
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41 comments:
At the temperature we keep our house, I'd be freezing my nuts off.
Aniston is a lot better with a script.
In Trump's America, TV watches you.
Sleeping nude is disgustingly unclean. Does she change her sheets every day?
I don't know if it's weird, but Meryl Streep is scared.
"Sleeping nude is disgustingly unclean. Does she change her sheets every day?"
Do you wash your pajamas every day?
The reason to sleep nude is that you don't want to get all tangled up in clothes. Take a bath before you get in bed and change the sheets once a week. If that's not good enough, you seem prissy.
Ellen? Yes.
Jennifer Aniston? No, not at all.
Living in houston I don’t use full-length pj’s but I wear fresh night clothes that I put in the clothes hamper every day. Who’s being prissy? Maybe law professors don’t fart at night. It’s creepy to sleep in fecal matter and think that not to is prissy.
Thank goodness Olestra is no longer in use.
I like both of them.
"Maybe law professors don’t fart at night. It’s creepy to sleep in fecal matter and think that not to is prissy."
Studies show that most people don't "fart at night."
Sure, why not. Just don't answer the door.
Oh and be careful frying bacon.................
It’s creepy to sleep in fecal matter and think that not to is prissy.
Sorry to creep you out dude, but you are full of shit. Literally. Right now, you are carrying around a cup or two of fecal matter inside your body. And a lot of urine too. You are basically a walking sewer.
So lighten up, Francis.
'the reason to sleep nude is that you don't want to get all tangled up in clothes. '
Never could understand how someone can sleep in full pajamas. Or nightgown.
Never could understand how someone can sleep in full pajamas.
Sleep in a bedroom with no insulation during the winter and you'll soon understand. Night cap too.
"Never could understand how someone can sleep in full pajamas."
I never knew some people can't figure it out.
"Watching TV naked... is that weird?"
Just another attention whore needing attention.
Never could understand how someone can sleep in full pajamas.
Here's how --
You take off your clothes.
You stop watching TV.
You put on a full set of pajamas.
You lay down in a bed or on a couch, or sit in a chair, or lean up against a wall.
You close your eyes.
You go to sleep.
Patent pending.
I learn something new everyday. some people like to sleep naked. some sleep in PJ's, some sleep in a combination of the two. I'm sure some people sleep in their clothes too. I hope that's because we have the freedom to do what we want, in our own space. Or maybe it's time the SJW make rules about sleep attire too.
I can do almost everything in the house naked. Repair a toilet, hang pictures, vacuum, make cookies, almost anything, except frying bacon, so I switched to doing bacon in the oven,mmmm bacon...
Oh yes, and sleep. most definitely sleep. Since mom stopped tucking me in, naked to bed.
On that note, those with a germ phobias do themselves no favors. Dirt and filth are a part of life, and do build our immune system. Exposure to regular germs ie;filth, makes you less susceptible to pedestrian illness.
In college I had a doctor that recommended sleeping without chonies. I just wasn’t comfortable doing so.
Also, hot flashes have led to occasionally sleeping without pajamas.
I bet she gets a lot of active encouragement and positive reinforcement when she chooses to watch tv naked. There are many, many upsides to looking like Jennifer Anniston.
Slightly off topic, but when I had a cat roaming around the house all night, I easily woke up from nightmares, the presence of the roaming nocturnal cat was quite a benefit from that point of view.
Then the cat died and it took a while to learn how to wake up from nightmares as quickly.
From that point of view, the cat was worth its weight in gold.
(also it was a kind-hearted creature - temperamental and violent, of course, but not too violent).
People underestimate the goodness of cats, I know I did before I fostered (and adopted) one.
What do I wear to bed? Depends.
If I had a TV, I would let Jennifer Anniston watch it naked. As long as she kept the sound low. Not so sure about that Ellen critter. Is this, like, a package deal?
Does my reluctance to let Ellen watch my nonexistent TV naked disqualify me from consideration as a potential Oscar host?
Some people were overly concerned about fecal bits flying around the public restroom when the Dyson Airblade handdryers were new. People who worry about that should stop shitting on their hands. Likewise, if you think you're going to roll around in fecal matter all night by sleeping naked, wipe your ass.
Actually, it might be better if she wore a bathing suit. I'm just thinking it could be a bit awkward having a stranger watching your TV completely naked, even if she were an extremely attractive stranger. Maybe especially if she were an extremely attractive stranger. Like, what if you offer her a glass of white wine, and she says, "Why, yes, thank you. I would." Then when you go to pour it, she sees you looking at her nipples. I mean, there they are. You can't pour wine looking her dead in the eye, it will go all over her lap, and then ... Well. A bikini, I'm thinking. Aquamarine, or sky blue.
I'm naked under my clothes.
Once you decide to watch TV, the rest is on you.
Do you wash your pajamas every day?
I wash them once a week but I change them every day. Is that a problem?
Wonder who has hacked Jennifer's TV camera? Can't wait for the YOUTUBE Video.
She took Springsteen's 57 channels and nothing on to heart, I guess.
Nocturnal emissions can be minimized if caught quickly.
Maximized too though.
Splooge stooge news oozed.
This comment is not about shit, or sleeping naked or not.
Aniston's new made-for-tv movie (Netflix) "Dumplin" is pretty good for a feel-good movie. (I have to add the qualifier so that you won't think I don't appreciate "Citizen Cane".) I have never been an Aniston fan, perhaps because I never was a "Friends" fan, but you can't help but see her often if you watch movies (other than "Citizen Cane"), and I haven't been impressed. But she actually does some good acting in "Dumplin". She's pushing 50, and that's a pretty important transition point for female actors.
Huh. I always thought Hermie grew up to be a dentist. Turns out he hosts a talk show.
Learn something new everyday.
@Godfather, I never saw!”Citizen Cane.” Is it as good as that Orson Welles movie, “Citizen Kane”?
So I’m in a shithole 100 miles from the Botswana border, living out of a 40 litre duffel (which has everything I’ll need for a year and includes a Mac Pro, iPad, Kindle, 2 GPS units, iPhone, it was maybe 105F in my stone room last night when I arrived and I forgot to pack to pajamas and am freaking out because of the fecal matter in farts, despite sweating like a river until it cooled off.
Would you refuse a Namibian Himba woman who has never, ever, cleaned herself with water and whose hair is clotted into stylized clumps and strands or her own unique design, because soil and clay work fine, on woven mats that have also never seen water, yet is the most desirable woman you’ve ever seen? Knowing that your penthouse condo in a beautiful city is only 30 hours away?
Haha, yes I guess you’d say no.
I sleep in my day clothes. It's very efficient.
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