December 11, 2018

"The book treats us to the spectacle of a distinguished, gray-headed scholar... watching as a young artist commands her audience to spit Jell-O into her pantyhose."

"'I like to question the socially constructed notions of our sense of sex,' she declares. Our hapless sociologist-hero scribbles notes as a male art student screens hard-core pornography as part of his 'practice.' Another artist-in-waiting reflects: 'For me the vagina is the solution.'... The M.F.A. trains artists to talk about their work with slickness and flair, in conformity with the lexicon of the art world. The premise of M.F.A. education, Fine says, is 'helping students not only to be artists, but also to look the part.' Making art is not enough; aspiring artists must be able to articulate and defend the political and conceptual interventions their work performs. Learning to 'look the part' entails firm, sometimes punitive, lessons in self-presentation. This instruction takes place at the program’s central ritual: the critique.... One of the glorious features of contemporary art is that any material — tangled museum ropes, used lipstick tubes, untreated lumber — can be made interesting with the aid of a canny framing....  The ability to position one’s efforts as protest or satire, experiment or dream, is more than glib posturing. What the ritual of critique tests, however, is command of a particular vocabulary, one that emphasizes transgression, resistance, and rupture. An irony is that this insistence on verbal virtuosity privileges certain educational and class backgrounds."

From "Art-School Confidential/The expensive superficiality of M.F.A. programs" (Chronicle of Higher Education ) — a review in the book "Talking Art: The Culture of Practice and the Practice of Culture in MFA Education" by Gary Alan Fine.

As for the privileging of certain educational and class backgrounds — it also privileges a willingness to parrot, please, and bullshit. By the way, where's the transgression, resistance, and rupture if you're passing along your teachers' dedication to transgression, resistance, and rupture? It's such an obvious paradox. You'd need spirit and fortitude along with a determination to squander it. Do you get that with "certain educational and class backgrounds"? Maybe yes!

38 comments:

Rick said...

'I like to question the socially constructed notions of our sense of sex,' she declares.

Sure that's what you're doing. You're not using sex because it draws attention. Tomorrow complain that people don't learn your message because they're only interested in the sex.

john said...

The M.F.A. trains artists to talk about their work with slickness and flair, in conformity with the lexicon of the art world.

Once out of school however, there are only a limited number of ways to say "Would you like fries with that order?"

Temujin said...

I wonder what happens to an actual artist in those programs. Maybe they switch over to Architecture, so they can get jobs and create something that both pleases people and has use. Or, they can continue to fill their stockings with jello.

Darrell said...

There's always room for Jell-O.

Henry said...

An irony is that this insistence on verbal virtuosity privileges certain educational and class backgrounds."

The idea that verbal virtuosity privileges education and class is a huge miss. Who has the most verbal virtuosity in this clip?

It much more privileges certain kinds of brains.

But here's the thing: if MFA programs were not pushing their students to talk with slickness and flair they would be failing their students. The only way to turn a MFA degree into any kind of career in the art world is to know how to talk about art with slickness and flair.

That says more about the art world than the MFA program.

Henry said...

The privilege is the money to waste, not the verbal virtuosity.

Rob said...

So why aren't there more Evangelicals in MFA programs? Aren't they always waiting for the Rupture?

Big Mike said...

it also privileges a willingness to parrot, please, and bullshit.

Sort of like law school?

Big Mike said...

Like Temujin, I can picture Caravaggio and Michelangelo being tossed out of the program on their ears, and Leonardo being told to stick to engineering.

AlbertAnonymous said...

What if one of the students was Bill Cosby and he had to spit Jello into the panties of Girl with a Pony Tail on a Treadmill...

Paging Dr. Laslo...

Joe said...

@john, I'm offended by your comments; MFAs must also learn to serve coffee.

(Or how to program, but I have a useless BA, not MFA.)

PM said...

As Wolfe observed, the curator's explanation will one day dwarf the visual artist's installation. Now it's been formalized in the classroom.

But it's still child's play. For real state-of-the-art manifesto-ry, read a modern dance review in the NYT.

J Melcher said...

To clarify, I believe Albert refers to Tom Wolfe's remark published in his book "The Painted Word"

Sebastian said...

"where's the transgression, resistance, and rupture if you're passing along your teachers' dedication to transgression, resistance, and rupture?"

Sure, yeah. But the mindless conformity still resists deplorable petty-bourgeois culture. That only works as long as that culture exists. Or does it survive now merely as a social construction of its transgressors?

Sydney said...

Interesting. I had a conversation with an art student this weekend who said the art made by her classmates and her instructors trended toward the pornographic. She's trying to counter that by making pieces inspired by John Paul II's Theology of the Body. Hope she does well. I saw her first piece. It was very well done and moving. The subject was Adam and Eve at the moment of Eve's creation. Hope she does well in art school.

YoungHegelian said...

"Don't try & spit Jell-o into my pantyhose & tell me it's rain!"

Hammond X. Gritzkofe said...

"The book treats us to the spectacle of a distinguished, gray-headed scholar... watching as a young artist commands her audience to spit Jell-O into her pantyhose."

There are pictures? Or just description? Asking for a friend.

Perhaps the literature is not to be taken literally.

TrespassersW said...

You want transgression, resistance, and rupture? OK. I have a performance art pice in which I appear in the art departments of Ivy league schools and announce thorugh a bullhorn that MFA programs are bullshit degrees, the faculty are naked emperors spattered with bullshit, and the whole enterprise of modern art is a steaming pile of bullshit, all while pushing a wheelbarrow full of bullshit into the department chair's office to dump the contents on his/her carpet.

Where's my NEA grant?

rehajm said...

a young artist commands her audience to spit Jell-O into her pantyhose.

It's been done...

Darrell said...

a young artist commands her audience to spit Jell-O into her pantyhose.

It's been done...


Nah. That's just Hillary.

pacwest said...

Get back to me when they start cutting off their ears. Then we'll know they're serious.

tim maguire said...

Of all the things I hate about political art, the thing I hate most is the pose of daring transgression when the art is actually completely safe and conventional in the context in which it is intended to be shown.

Hammond X. Gritzkofe said...

The book treats us to the spectacle of a distinguished, gray-headed scholar... watching as a young artist commands his audience to spit tobacco juice into his jock strap.

I am not Laslo.

hiawatha biscayne said...

Not an artist. Sorry.

stevew said...

Like a joke, art that is created to deliver a message just isn't very good if the message has to be explained.

Infinite Monkeys said...

I am too much of a rube to understand what is "fine" about any of that art.

WhoKnew said...

My basic rule of thumb is that any artwork that needs to be explained by the little white placard next to it, is bad art.

FIDO said...

At the Art Academy, you can taste the quality.

Char Char Binks, Esq. said...

An MFA should pretty much disqualify anyone from employment.

Scott M said...

The very existence of the term "outsider art" tells you all you really need to know.

Unknown said...

99% of all new art (no longer "modern") is utter garbage.

I am at the point where I look for two things in art:

1) Is it beautiful? Very little new art is visually beautiful. Often it is deliberately ugly.

2) Is it something I've never seen before? Uniqueness counts for something, as long as it's not vulgar. It is unusual to see any art that does not celebrate sexual deviance or mental illness.
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ALP said...

Art school dropout here - attended 1979-1982. Back in the pre-digital days, information about artists, techniques, and supplies were much harder to come by. Artist communities were only IRL for the most part. Being physically present in an academic program was probably more valuable then. Now? So many ways to learn about art, techniques, trends...not to mention access to supplies that were much tougher/expensive to get. What is left for art programs to do then - since the digital era has opened it up to any rube that wants to pick up a brush?

ALP said...

The invention of photography changed art forever. Making creative outlets open to the masses, along with vehicles to sell/market (Instagram/Etsy), has as well.

Bob R said...

I wonder if Tom Wolfe had any idea in 1975 that The Painted Word would become a "how-to" book.

John Holland said...

MFA is really an MAB: Master of Art Bollocks.

Thanks to the wonder of AI, it's been automated.

Michael said...

In other words, MFA programs have nothing to do with art. They are teaching how to scam rich young techies into paying six figures for foolishness.

Maillard Reactionary said...

"The Painted Word" by Tom Wolfe should be required reading for all BFA and MFA students. That will probably happen right around the time "The Great Terror" or "The Black Book of Communism" become required reading for Political Science majors.

To be fair, the education they are getting seems to be having the intended effect: Their art is (to paraphrase Mark Twain's appraisal of Wagner) better than it looks.

Karen said...

I’m so thankful I never went for an MFA. Www.karenwongart.com