November 16, 2018

"Large-necked man and Joker lookalike are upping the ‘Florida Man’ mugshot game."

Miami Herald headline.

12 comments:

traditionalguy said...

Decisions, decisions. Should a man seeking attention tatoo his face or develop a wrestler's neck.

Dave Begley said...

Face tats are a job stopper.

surfed said...
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surfed said...

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My contention is that gravity sucks the crazy, insane and merely stupid from the rest of North America and deposits them here in Florida. Particularly in Broward and Dade counties.

gerry said...

The latest candidates for FLorida Man: tattoo art or trapezii artist.

Ignorance is Bliss said...

But social media users became fascinated with his facial tattoos, which include a shock of electric green hair...

If what appears to be a shock of electric green hair is actually a facial tattoo, it is the most realistic tattoo ever.

mikee said...

I remember the time when people got all butthurt because Tom Delay, The Hammer, got a mugshot taken while wearing a nice suit, all smiling and pleasant looking. Now that was a fine mugshot.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/tom-delay-mug-shot

Leland said...

"Upping", I don't think that word means what you think it means, Miami Herald.


Mikee, Tom Delay has nothing on Rick Perry.

RK said...

Couldn't it be that he just has a really tiny head?

traditionalguy said...

That size neck is normal for reality type wrestlers. They continually use their head and neck's strength to apply force on the opponent, or when necessary to raise up off their back. But shirt collars are a problem.

PM said...

Good, but not better than the mug shot of the gold spray paint huffer.

Tinderbox said...

The near-universal ignorance on this has been astounding. He doesn't have a "big" neck nor is it muscle. He has a skin fold called webbed neck which is a feature of the congenital Noonan syndrome in men and Turner syndrome in women.