June 28, 2018

"Big dick energy does not care for your pathetic gender binary and will not pander to it."

"Chris Hemsworth wielding a ludicrously big hammer with arms the size of cows and yelling a lot? Feeble big dick energy. Cate Blanchett simply standing there smirking, but, like, only using her eyes somehow? Powerful, powerful big dick energy."

From "Big dick energy: what is it, who has it and should we really care?/It is a phrase that is ‘a thing’, according to the collective wisdom of the internet – but do you have BDE?" in The Guardian.

58 comments:

Nonapod said...

Seems like a feeble attempt to rebrand and reimagine SJW hectoring. But that's just my first impression.

rhhardin said...

It's thinking of the response, not the dick. Cervix crushing.

Bay Area Guy said...

Hey, I support Big Dick Energy. If they can have the Vagina Monologues, we can have Big Dick Energy.

Danno said...

Clicked on the link. Ewwww!

Henry said...

No. We should not really care.

mccullough said...

Swagger is the word. At times, a better term is true grit.

No need to be vulgar and silly. The SJWs don’t have swagger. They are crybabies. As they age out of this 72 genders silliness, they’ll figure it out.

Wince said...

"Chris Hemsworth wielding a ludicrously big hammer with arms the size of cows and yelling a lot? Feeble big dick energy."

Here's Chris Hemsworth displaying his "big dick energy" in the National Lampoon Vacation remake.

Remember when Obama did exactly the same thing?

tim maguire said...

I kind of skimmed through it. It sounds like BDE is just a crass millennial way of saying "alpha."

PM said...

This may not be the forum, but Ariana Grande is lovely.

SGT Ted said...

It's more of the pretend "badass" posing of pop culture people who aren't anywhere near being a badass.

rehajm said...

Trendy SJW language triggers me.

Achilles said...

Jealousy isn’t a good look.

Not Sure said...

Fugly guy with hot chick always implies a large endowment of one kind or the other.

rehajm said...

Low Big Dick Energy Crowley lost to a 28 year old newbie. Sad!

The Cracker Emcee Refulgent said...


"Blogger SGT Ted said...
It's more of the pretend "badass" posing of pop culture people who aren't anywhere near being a badass."

This. There seems to be a Millennial thing where you make a complete fool of yourself and then loudly declare victory.

bagoh20 said...

Don't worry. I'm not offended by you discussing this.

Seeing Red said...

You’ll put an eye out with that thing!

bagoh20 said...

Why are women so obsessed with genitalia with their Vagina Monologues, and pussy hats, and pussy riot, and on and on.

Just watch porn and keep it to yourself like men do.

rhhardin said...

Stand back! I have no idea how big this thing gets!

wild chicken said...

Oh yeah, Smilin' Bob had it.

But not Trump. Of course not Trump. Have you seen his hands!

Never Trump.

The Drill SGT said...

so SJW's are onboard with Big Dick Energy?

on the other hand "toxic masculinity" must be stomped out?

EAB said...

I don’t understand. How can Cate a Blanchett have BDE when she has proclaimed that her vagina is her moral guide?

Infinite Monkeys said...

It's an "internet thing", but when I do a search for it, I don't find lots of memes, I only find news articles that were all published within the last couple of days.

What's next, "fetch"?

daskol said...

Trump's got the energy even if not the tool. Swagger. that babyvietcong has a real way with words. also a wicked sense of humor. check out her twitter. the kid's alright.

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daskol said...

she loves communism and big daddy dictators, like a lot of us do as kids. my grandfather used to repeat, in the Reagan era, "you can be a socialist at 14 kid, but if I'm still around and you're a socialist in your 30s you're braindead." social media: we're hearing a lot more of the kids. I was a loudmouth, but I only had the dinner table to terrorize.

Sigivald said...

Ah, the Guardian. Endlessly gullible.

daskol said...

she has that same anecdote in her timeline. she's not a kid, though, she's 30 and disturbed. she repeats the anecdote as though it's wrong, but that's the key: she's disturbed, that's why she's a full-on communist now. all in her timeline.

daskol said...

she's stunted.

walter said...

Penis envy and genitalia "appropriation"!
But I thought the predominant phrase was being the "big swinging dick" for being in charge.
Hard to work into an empowering reference to female bits.
Closest I've heard is many years ago when guys would refer to cool things as "tits": That's tits!

tim in vermont said...

Sounds like it was written by a small group of high writers of mixed sex who were each given a turn. Maybe it was writing improv.

tim in vermont said...

Low rise jeans were a pretty strong statement of va jay jay power, I always thought.

Bob Boyd said...

DDE - Dragon dick energy

Not to be confused with draggin' dick energy.

walter said...

"Aggressive cameltoe" is another..as a particular Seattle dude here wrote..

n.n said...

Sex is binary: male and female, gender: masculine and feminine, respectively, physical and mental attributes are a spectrum.

That said, surely a hammer is a mutated phallic symbol, from the planet Pluto.

JaimeRoberto said...

My Mexican friends call it machismo.

Bay Area Guy said...

Jeb Bush! -- insufficient Big Dick Energy

Bernie Sanders -- crazy wild Communist Dick Energy

Hillary Clinton - not enough Big Dick, energy all gone.

Chuck Schumer -- Big Dick in mouth Energy



Bob Boyd said...

If your dick feels like it's breathing fire, it may not be DDE.
It may be something else entirely.
If you experience FBD, consult your family physician.

Virgil Hilts said...

Was Ann working on a blog entry about Big Dick Energy one of yesterday's 3 disgusting pursuits?

Yancey Ward said...

I loved the part where they define "Big Dick Energy", but then try to convince people Trump doesn't have it.

daskol said...

lol, n.n. what do they look like on Mars?

tim in vermont said...

Hillary had balls, you had to give her that. But sometimes they seemed like the “hold my beer” kind of balls that comes from rank stupidity.

MadisonMan said...

Big Eyeroll Energy. That's what this article engenders.

Fernandinande said...

Infinite Monkeys said...
...I only find news articles that were all published within the last couple of days.


IT'S GONE VIRAL!

Good catch, the only google returns older than 2 days are a guy changing his name to "Big Dick" ["Big Dick, Energy, and Selfie" - google doesn't handle punctuation "," properly] and "WHOOSH WHOOSH!! That pure phallic energy of possibility and celebration. Courage and Confidence. THE BIG DICK OF YOUR LIFE BIG DICK ENERGY — and I don’t mean to be crass!"

BUMBLE BEE said...

Big Dick Energy?... http://media.aintitcool.com/media/legacy/images/goldberg.jpg

Compare/Contrast

n.n said...

daskol:

Men are from Mars... Women are from Venus. Pluto is a myth formerly classified as a planet, and thus the origin of the phallic hammer. Although, there is the Ball-peen Hammer, which may have inspired the analogy, and not the weirdness of Pluto.

n.n said...

If you experience FBD, consult your family physician.

Seek medical help immediately. This is not a drill... or even a hammer.

n.n said...

BDE doesn't care for your pathetic cat in the hat and will not pander to it...

Colossus rode atop Gaia.

AustinRoth said...

Bigus Dickus Energy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPGb4STRfKw

MayBee said...

Is this to make up for the fact that Oceans 8 was terrible?

tim in vermont said...

Funny how she is writing a story about big swinging dicks and Trump immediately comes to mind. Her pussy hat is in heat.

Black Bellamy said...

I bought a large lot of propane from a fellow once. Needed it for my shop. He came around with the truck, introduced himself as Richard. A large man he was. You can see where this is going, right? There it was, right on the side of his truck....

Howard said...

Ohhhh, that water's cold. Yeah... and deep too!

Molly said...

(eaglebeak)

Whatever it is, The Guardian doesn't have it.

Never did. Never will.

rhhardin said...

It may be dark energy.

Jeff said...

"The collective wisdom of the internet" is an oxymoron. Whoever wrote that article is just a plain old unadorned moron.

Paul Zrimsek said...

Hillary Clinton - not enough Big Dick, energy all gone.

Hillary Clinton - Tricky Dick energy.

tim in vermont said...

I am sure that the patriarchy is what kept this woman from pursuing her true calling as a rocket scientist.