May 23, 2018

At McSweeney's, incel jokes.

1. "JORDAN PETERSON’S NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL MUSIC!" is a list of satirically reimagined songs, some of which show familiarity with what Peterson does tend to talk about — "Rock Lobster Domination Pose," "It’s Draining Men (The Low Testosterone Song)" — and some of which doesn't — "I’m Hot for Teacher (Who Should Be Forced to Have Sex With Me Forever)" — but I just want to highlight the incel material: "Incelebration."

2. "THE INCEL SONG OF J. ALFRED PRUFROCK":
Let us go then, you and I,
When the evening is spread out against the sky
Like an equal redistribution of sexual resources.
Let us go, through certain half-considered tweets
and form tedious arguments
about entitlement.

In the room the women come and go
Talking of Maya Angelou....
Continued, at the link. Here's the T.S. Eliot poem for reference.

14 comments:

Sebastian said...

"In the room the women come and go
Talking of Maya Angelou"

Making incels feel good about being cel.

Amadeus 48 said...

Lame.

Let's get a video reading of this by Stormy Daniels, who now has the freedom of the city in West Hollywood and is just as plastic as any sex robot. She has been given so much by 46% of America. It is time for her to give back.

Big Mike said...

THAT’S. NOT. FUNNY.

Bay Area Guy said...

I can't get no... for-ni-cat-ion
I can't get no....for-ni-cat-ion
Cause I try
And I try
And I try
And I try
I can't get no...
I can't get no....

When I'm drivin' in my car
And that man comes on the radio
He's tellin' me more and more
About some useless procreation
Supposed to fire my imagination
I can't get no, oh no, no, no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say


- Incel version of "Satisfaction" by Rolling Stones (1965)

Inga said...

“If only Shana Fisher had said yes. This is the implication of countless headlines following Dimitrios Pagourtzis’ decision to slaughter her along with nine of her teachers and classmates.

According to a Facebook post by Fisher’s mother, Fisher “had four months of problems from this boy” where “he kept making advances on her and she repeatedly told him no. He continued to get more aggressive”. So a girl endures several months of harassment, until her harasser kills her. How are we supposed to see this?”

Incels young and old enacting revenge against girls and women who spurn them. In the office and in the schoolroom, females beware.

tim in vermont said...

Here’s the Incel song:

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I've got some money 'cause I just got paid
Now how I wish I had someone to talk to
I’m in an awful way
...
Now another fella told me
He had a sister who looked just fine
Instead of being my deliverance
She had a strange resemblance
To a cat named Frankenstein
Oh, another Saturday night and I ain’t got nobody...


See, if he would just lower his standards, he wouldn’t be alone!

Big Mike said...

And don’t forget to pronounce “funny” in the proper feminist fashion, as though there are two syllables.

Teller said...

The hi-lo brow of this piece reminds me of an early website called Bikini Masterpiece Theatre where a stripper in a bikini had to cold-read a speech from Hamlet or Merry Wives or whatever. Pretty funny, at the time.

tcrosse said...

T.S. Eliot came a long way from St. Louis.

chickelit said...

“Let's get a video reading of this by Stormy Daniels, who now has the freedom of the city in West Hollywood and is just as plastic as any sex robot. She has been given so much by 46% of America. It is time for her to give back.”

Stormy was lauded by the same people who hung Sarah Palin and John McCain in effigy during the the 2008 election. I’m not surprised they idolize an aging porn icon.

MikeD said...

I'm gonna guess the boat left without me, this is tagged "comedy" yet seems bereft of same?

Jupiter said...

Inga said...

"Incels young and old enacting revenge against girls and women who spurn them. In the office and in the schoolroom, females beware."

Aren't you the ditzy broad who wants to import more Muslim sex-slavers so they can rape your grandchildren?

Paco Wové said...

Badthink! Attack! Attack!

mikee said...

I prefer Willie poems.

Little Willie, what a fright!
Played with a stick of dynamite!
Such curiosity seldom pays.
It rained Willie for several days.