November 3, 2017

Andy Dick defends himself.

He might be approaching the quit slut-shaming me idea I was wafting in the previous post:



"Andy Dick was off the rails Thursday night, threatening to grope a TMZ female photog, steadfastly refusing to apologize for allegedly sexually harassing people and talking about killing himself."

Language warning: He says "boo fucking hoo" at one point.

The "threat" to lick the TMZ person isn't a true threat. It's comedy. He also says that he licked Carrie Fisher's face, that she liked it, and now she's dead... and implies that his lick will kill. It's edgy humor, but it's amazing that he's talking at all, instead of just slinking off into the shadows.

Don't kill yourself, Andy. Lean into the edgy comedy.

35 comments:

Bay Area Guy said...

Hmm. I vaguely remember this dude. Andy Dick? A bit player in some tv show a billion years ago. I refuse to google.

Lance said...

Edgy? Maybe. Funny? Nope.

Wilbur said...

Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

Pinandpuller said...

He's John Belushi and Janeanne Garafalo's love child. I think his heart beats six times a minute.

Pinandpuller said...

He will suck your dick for drugs but if you dont have any drugs he ain't mad.

traditionalguy said...

Oscar winner right there. No need to nominate the others.

Pinandpuller said...

Daniel Day Lewis, Jared Leto, Christian Bale and Andy Dick had a staying in character contest

Andy Dick: Day 3,456

AlbertAnonymous said...

He looks and sounds totally fried....

Where did they catch him? Coming out of some club?

AlbertAnonymous said...

FOR WHAT? For What? For For What? For What?

YoungHegelian said...

I said this before in the previous thread that mentioned Dick & I'll say it again: Andy Dick is clinically insane. Everyone in Hollywood knows that Andy Dick is insane. It is basically mistreatment of the mentally ill to put him through an interview like this.

I know in the past that he has gotten serious medical help. He probably needs to now. Harvey Weinstein is sane, but exploitative. Andy Dick is not guilty by reason of insanity.

Pinandpuller said...

Some comic said he was described as having "offbeat good looks". His interpretation was that he was good looking for an ugly guy.

I can't tell if Andy Dick is funny for an unfunny guy or unfunny for a funny guy. He's got offbeat comic timing and an incredible drug tolerance. He probably pours whiskey over cocaine like the late SRV

Snark said...

Shitty to interview and tape a drunk person. Reminds me of Eamonn Holmes exploiting a struggling David Cassidy a couple of years ago. Slimy.

FullMoon said...

Well, that guy is certainly unpleasant to look at and to listen to.
However, I admire his refusal to apologize for something "alleged" to have happened.

Hopefully someone will create an alphabetical and searchable database of#metoo, so we can all look for people we may have offended over our lifetimes.

richlb said...

Dick has been a, well, DICK for years. He's not funny, which is sad. I think I'd be more empathetic if the man was actually funny.

Left Bank of the Charles said...

The Andy Dick lick of death. Surely he can understand why other people don't want it?

tim in vermont said...

Former President Bill Clinton was a much more frequent flyer on a registered sex offender’s infamous jet than previously reported, with flight logs showing the former president taking at least 26 trips aboard the “Lolita Express” -- even apparently ditching his Secret Service detail for at least five of the flights, according to records obtained by FoxNews.com.

I really wish that people would stop slut shaming poor old Bill.

whitney said...

At this point I admire anyone that refuses to apologize to these totalitarians so I guess I admire Andy Dick. Strange Days

tcrosse said...

South Park's song Christmas Time in Hell, 1999, includes the lines:

Get a toast together and make it quick
We've gotta make room for Andy Dick
Wake his mother and ring the bell
It's Christmas time in Hell

jaydub said...

a dick is a dick is a dick.

William said...

He looks like a person with real problems, but he doesn't invite much sympathy. He's ickier than Harvey, but maybe face licking is covered by the first amendment. In the penumbra.

Kevin said...

Daniel Day Lewis, Jared Leto, Christian Bale and Andy Dick had a staying in character contest

Andy Dick: Day 3,456


You missed Joaquin Phoenix!

Gabriel said...

This guy is 51. Why does he still act like this?

Michael McClain said...

Who ever thought Andy Dick was funny?

johns said...

Weinsteingate is continuing to burn thousands; only 5% containment has been announced. And there are now thousands more lefties who will be unable to get in front of a camera at election time or Oscars time and bloviate their leftist racist nonsense.

So let it continue!! No more Cameron Diaz's saying that voting for a Republican means you will be raped. Sorry Cameron. It's your film director who may rape you.

Laslo Spatula said...

hlp;opo kl;./sz

I have to post the above. I was reading comments and my new cat was walking back and forth over the keyboard to get scritchies: that is what he wrote.

I am Laslo.

Snark said...

That’s impressive punctuation. If he ever needs a lawyer dog, there will be no confusion.

Darrell said...

hlp;opo kl;./sz

Better than anything Ritmo, FakeInga, or ARM has written here.

Gk1 said...

Poor Andy, he's low hanging fruit. He's pretty obscure by Hollywood standards so I wonder why anyone cares other than heaping on more incidents of bad behavior in Hollywood. Don't get me wrong, its rather enjoyable to see these liberal prigs get their MORAL OUTRAGE shoved right back into their hypocritical faces, Im just wondering if this actually shocks anyone or if anyone really cares what these weirdos do?

Bob Loblaw said...

Ah, Andy Dick. Always considered kind of, well, a dick by people who know him.

Unknown said...

Funny comment

I thought Lazlo was Andy Dick's pseudonym.

Persuasion comment

The guys who can afford a crisis manager have something written to get the audience to "see it their way".

Althouse "slut shaming goes both ways" is clever, it might sell with the lit-crit types.

Men can benefit from the SJW equality aspect of the proposition.

Reminds me of John Lovitz I just want to be loved, is that so WROOOONG?

Rusty said...

Andy Dick interviews are entertaining when he's high.

EDH said...

"When I get back there I'm going to show you something I call Crouching Tiger Hidden Penis... I really like it because of the flying and the magic."

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Johnny Sokko said...

He is drunk and high. That's like shooting fish in a barrel.

Lyle Smith said...

What a character.

furious_a said...

It's hard to imagine Andy Dick being threatening to anyone. Esp. with bis giggle-worthy surname.

His date night with Maura Tierney on News Radio was Sitcom Hall of Fame-worthy.