November 11, 2017

Alchemical thoughts.



ADDED: "That the sperm of a man be putrefied by itself in a sealed cucurbit for forty days with the highest degree of putrefaction in a horse’s womb, or at least so long that it comes to life and moves itself, and stirs, which is easily observed. After this time, it will look somewhat like a man, but transparent, without a body. If, after this, it be fed wisely with the Arcanum of human blood, and be nourished for up to forty weeks, and be kept in the even heat of the horse’s womb, a living human child grows therefrom, with all its members like another child, which is born of a woman, but much smaller."

90 comments:

retail lawyer said...

Monica put Bill's in a safe deposit box.

traditionalguy said...

OK. Some women don't like men. That's fine, because we still enjoy the company of so many who like men.

Try marrying another woman and live semen free.

MadisonMan said...

If your semen is gold have your doctor check for blood in your semen.

Lewis Wetzel said...

Why is she talking about my semen? This is creeping me out. It is harrasment.

Michael K said...

Turkey Baster dates are what she wants.

Maybe not even that. Darwin approves.

buwaya said...

She's too old to get pregnant.
Figures.

Quaestor said...

Who is "us" and what proportion of them appointed Rose McGowan their spokesman?

Expat(ish) said...

Well, if you choose the right semen, you can get 18 years of child support, and in some states, alimony/maintenance.

I am unaware of the inverse.

-XC

PS - Best comment I ever heard about that was from a very nice older lady who, after five children, told me that she used to get pregnant just stepping over her husbands underwear.

Gahrie said...

My semen is just as valuable as your eggs baby.

Curious George said...

"MadisonMan said...
If your semen is gold have your doctor check for blood in your semen."

Like my urine, mine is sorta gold. But it's from the Rifampin. Damn surgical infections.

Mark said...

Not only is Hollywood filled with sex abusers, it is filled with people who project the evil and dysfunction of their Hollywood culture upon all of society.

Derek Kite said...

Rose McGowan is who and why should I pay the slightest bit of attention to her?

Seriously, I know that these women have been abused in an industry that sells meat. When you are around people like that you start thinking everyone is like that. You really should get out a bit more.

EDH said...

When I was a kid watching The Beverly Hillbillies I thought they called the pool the "Seaman Pond" (like after a statue of a Seaman) rather than the countrified "Ce-ment Pond."

I'm sure when I used the phrase to refer to all types of swimming pools thereafter adults heard "Semen Pond."

Bob Boyd said...

Most guys probably undervalue their semen, thus the prevalence of the spooge stooge.
It's their dicks they think are golden.

Static Ping said...

I do feel sorry for the abuse Rose has undergone while in Hollywood. It appears to have damaged her more than we realized.

For the record, I have a half dozen reply quips to that absurd tweet, but it does not feel right.

Lewis Wetzel said...

Say, how do you think those girls who act in The Handmaid's Tale got their jobs?

Bob Boyd said...

@EDH

So now Im wondering what that movie 'On Golden Pond' was about.
I never saw it.

Fernindianaide said...

Sounds like a case of "semen envy".

gspencer said...

"Mandrake, I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

Rose doesn't know what she's missing.

chickelit said...

That pretty audacious for her to lash out at all men like that. I am sympathetic to the push back I am hearing here against her.

Laslo Spatula said...

"Your semen isn’t gold. The majority of us do not want your semen."

This doesn't jibe with the video of her giving a dude a blow-job.

Because if she didn't want his semen she shouldn't have been sucking his cock.

I am Laslo.

cronus titan said...

McGowan has a point in light of the circumstances. What's the deal with these idiot losers who masturbate in front of women? That's disgusting and pathetic.

AlbertAnonymous said...

Laslo, still reigning champ...

Bob Boyd said...

'Come's A Horse Man' is another movie I haven't seen, but now I'm wondering about thanks this post.

madAsHell said...

She dated Marilyn Manson.

madAsHell said...

It gives new meaning to the phrase gold digger.

chickelit said...

Spermidine is a longevity agent in mammals due to various mechanisms of action, which are just beginning to be understood: link. If Angelina Jolie can rededicate her life to looking younger, McGowan could at least consider the fountain of youth.

David53 said...

What a strange thing to say, I agree with Wetzel.

Humperdink said...

A friend of mine artificially inseminates dairy cows. All done manually. I asked him how many so far in his career. Over a quarter million was his response. One batch of the frozen juice was still usable after forty (40) years in the freezer. That semen is gold.

Film at 11:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yvXowLh-Pg

Mac McConnell said...

One needs to see her next post on Twitter to get the point. It doesn't get any better.

Hari said...
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Hari said...

The new victims are crowding her out. She doesn't want her 15 minutes to end.

JLScott said...

I guess she doesn’t know any decent men. And that if she met any, she wouldn’t hang out with them.

rcocean said...

If the majority of women don't want my semen that's OK with me.

160 million American women - if only 1% want my semen that's 1.6 million women.

I don't think I could handle that. I only got so much.

Fernindianaide said...

Come (2009) (Short)
Come Along (2016)
Come Out and Play (I) (2012)
Come Outside (1993) (TV Series)
Come Sunday (2018)
Come Swim (2017) (Short)
Come Together (2008)
Come Undone (2000)
Come and Find Me (2016)
Come and Get It (1936)
Come and See (1985)
Come as You Are (2011)
Comes a Horseman (1978)
Coming & Going (2011)
Coming Attractions (1978)
Coming Home (1978)
Coming In (2014)
Coming Soon (2008)
Coming Through the Rye (2015)
Coming Up (2003) (TV Series)
Daddy's Home (2015)
Don't Come Knocking (2005)
Everybody Wants Some!! (2016)
Foursome (2016) (TV Series)
Here Come the Brides (1968) (TV Series)
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (2012) (TV Series)
Here Comes the Boom (2012)
It Comes at Night (2017)
Kingdom Come (2001)
Little Women (1994)
Love Comes Softly (2003) (TV Movie)
Mommy Is Coming (2012)
Second Coming (2014)
The Brits Are Coming (2018)
The Coming (1981)
The Russians Are Coming! The Russians Are Coming! (1966)
The Second Coming of Christ (2018)
Things to Come (1936)
Tough as They Come (2018)
Valdez Is Coming (1971)
What Women Want (2000)

Fernindianaide said...

..from imdb search on "come" ^^^^

Michael K said...

" One batch of the frozen juice was still usable after forty (40) years in the freezer. That semen is gold."

Back in old days, they used to ship cow embryos implanted in rabbits because it was cheaper.

Of course, you had to get the embryos transferred to cows quickly once they arrived or you'd have an alien scenario.

Unknown said...

Like I should give an crap about rose McGowan.

traditionalguy said...

Oh for the good old days of Rome's Ceasars and sex like conquest men would chose it, if they again became Ceasars. ..but wait that is what the New World Order Governance guys are doing now.

Big Mike said...

My wife likes my semen so much she has threatened dire consequences if I share it with any other woman.

Fernindianaide said...

Michael K pontificated...
Back in old days, they used to ship cow embryos implanted in rabbits because it was cheaper.


I doubt it. There were no cow embryo transfers until the 1950s, and that didn't involve rabbits. The first commercial transfers in the US happened in the 1970s, and that didn't involve rabbits either and the 70's aren't the old days.

MayBee said...

Remember when Rose McGowan wore this dress?

Obviously, she didn't deserve to be raped. But she doesn't put out the vibe that she does not want sexual attention.

Dickin'Bimbos@Home said...

there are many good, kind, thoughtful men out there.
BUT Many men are ruled by their penis. Try and understand that we do get sick of it.

The Toothless Revolutionary said...

And is there something that makes Rose McGowan think that she, or her perfectly ordinary average eggs, are special?

I think if she were more special someone might have taken her story more seriously all these years. FFS, it only took one act - the rape of Lucretia - for the glorious Roman Republic to be born and the tyrannical, norm of their monarchy overthrown.

Rose McGowan can suck a dick.

MayBee said...

Also kind of funny to be complaining about men's semen at the same moment in time women are trying to celebrate (or make mainstream) their period blood.

The Toothless Revolutionary said...

Try and understand that we do get sick of it.

Try to understand that most of us don't get care about what most of you get sick of.

Try this thought-exercise on for size: How many entitled, American women ask themselves, "What makes me so special?"

Compare that with the vast majority who are trained since birth to primp and pamper themselves into roles of lazy, self-adoration - starting with the Toddlers in Tiaras model. Do boys train themselves to aim for the role of princess?

The female mind is riddled and rife with entitlement through and through. Just because it's not sexual, quietly underhanded, manipulative, and conniving doesn't mean it's not entitled nonetheless. This problem is even worse in America - the land of the selfish individual. Men are taught to make something of the world. Women are taught to make something of the men they latch onto. And in America, it's not something good.

EDH said...

My earlier reference to the Beverly Hillbillies reminded me of a dirty parody sung to the Ballad of Jed Clampet.

From the webpage Dirty Songs from Childhood...

THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES (to the tune of "The Theme Song from The Beverly Hillbillies")

Well let me tell y'all a story 'bout a man named Jed.
He took Ellie Mae and he threw her on the bed.
Pulled down his zipper, whipped out his worm,
And out from his worm came a bubblin' sperm.

As Ken Burns, hot off his "Jazz" triumph, tells us in his extensive liner notes, the producers omitted the "white gold, children's tea" ending sometimes added in mimicry of the original's "black gold, Texas tea," to avoid the disturbing imagery of semen being consumed in china tea cups of the sort used at children's tea parties, even if children haven't held children's tea parties since the days of "Alice in Wonderland."


Maybe it was the Semen Pond?

Michael K said...

I usually avoid your comments but just this once.

Transport of embryos over long distances
was first accomplished in the early 1970’s
by placing pig and sheep embryos in the
oviducts of rabbits, which were used as
biological incubators.


OK, I can't find the reference for cow embryos in the 5 minutes you are worth.

Jesus, some people are tiresome.

walter said...

Regarding the Spermidine stiki entry:
"Spermidine is known to regulate plant growth, assisting the in vitro process of transcribing RNA"
Harvey the horniculturist.
I guess Rose doesn't buy into the semen facial thing.

The Toothless Revolutionary said...

Like my urine, mine is sorta gold. But it's from the Rifampin. Damn surgical infections.

Although urine is ordinarily sterile (moreso than tap water!), it's not microbicidal. It's once it degrades I think that some of the resulting compounds get the resulting fermented mess somewhat zippy.

exiledonmainstreet said...

What a dumb tweet.

William said...

On behalf of sperm, I'd like to say that snot and boogers are far more disgusting. If I were doing a taxonomical listing of disgusting excretions, sperm would be far from the top. I guess ear wax is the least disgusting. The human body will never be mistaken for a perfume factory.

The Toothless Revolutionary said...

Rifampin has nothing to do literally with gold. But there used to be a more commonly used compound that did: Auranofin.

I couldn't remember if gold itself is microbicidal. But silver is. I think copper is also.

Hospitals that want to reduce their CAUTIs to zero have the option of bankrupting themselves with silver-coated catheters.

JLScott said...

Remember when Rose McGowan wore this dress?

“Hey, my eyes are up here. Jerk.”

Ken B said...

Cathy Young had a good tweet which I will adapt for this occasion . Imagine if someone used Kevin Spacey to smear all gays. McGowan is using weinstein and ck to smear all men. Does it sound like bigotry now?

Ken B said...

#RoseMob is how Althouse vindicate hardin.

Big Mike said...

@MayBee, I don’t recall ... can you post a few more, please? It would help my recollection.

Ken B said...

She was happy to turn Harvey's seen into gold.

The Toothless Revolutionary said...

McGowan is using weinstein and ck to smear all men. Does it sound like bigotry now?

Well, yes. But in America women are allowed to smear all men as being "creepy" for merely having a sexuality at all, let alone a sexual preference that they themselves aren't into.

Howard said...

Most situations in life have been mocked in Dr. Strangelove
deny them my essance

Bushman of the Kohlrabi said...

Funny, I don't recall offering any of my semen to Rose.

Fabi said...

"She dated Marilyn Manson."

Thread winner.

Sean Sharon said...

Any declaration that begins “Men, ...” is by definition stupid and untrue. Who advises these women? For four weeks she had a lot of sympathy but now she is insulting all men. Most people, including Rose, are really dumb.

hombre said...

Does the unutterable stupidity of this remark account for its presence here? Is this silly twit the new Gloria Steinem? This is a woman who took and spent hush money to enable a rapist/molester who victimized other women. It is a commentary on the critical thinking skills of the feminist left that she has become, in their minds, a spokesperson for "a majority of women."

Apparently, it has not occurred to her or her man-disparaging congregation that it is only the forbearance and protection of good men that keeps them from being the victims of rape and molestation. Witness, for example, Sweden, England and Germany recently.

Ultimately, it may only be the unwillingness of devout Christian and Jewish men to worship Allah that accounts for the freedom of McGowan and her ilk to go abroad without a burka. After all, shutting them up, growing a beard, having extra wives and praying five times a day isn't otherwise unappealing.

Fabi said...

According to Rose my sperm is not as valuable as gold. If I produced a sole heir weighing 150 pounds (2,400 ounces) with gold at $1,300 per ounce, that would result in a value of a little more than three million dollars.

Would said heir inherit at least three million dollars upon my passing? Yes. Therefore, my semen is worth more than gold. Sorry about that, Rose!

walter said...

Fabi said..."She dated Marilyn Manson."
Thread winner.
--Weinstein aside, might have made her forever butthurt.

Fabi said...

@walter -- I'm intrigued by Manson's approach to music and have read several articles about his life off-stage. He's probably more normal around the house than I am.

walter said...

Well..if Jenna Jameson found his ass obsession err..overbearing..

exiledonmainstreet said...

I have read that NBA players have been warned to supply their own condoms when they have sex with their groupies. They are also told to not just toss the used condoms in the trash basket in the hotel suite because there have been cases of women fishing out the condoms and trying to somehow insert the sperm anyhow (with their fingers, I presume. yuck! It also makes you wonder if the players are now hiding the condoms under the bed or the pillows or rinsing them out. Those poor hotel maids.)

So some male sperm is indeed gold.

Fabi said...

I was too dryly facetious, walter. He's out there.

walter said...

He might have a robust plant collection.

walter said...

I did read he was very proud to call his Dad when he got his role on SOA.

MayBee said...

@BigMike- hahahahaha. I trust you to do your own research.

Valentine Smith said...

Hey, I'll settle for a considerable minority.

Big Mike said...

@MayBee, actually, I did. Turns out that the back of that dress consisted of a small handful of thin cloth strips spaced about six inches apart. There are things that, once seen cannot be unseen. Rose McGowan’s butt is on that list, but not in a good way.

Hard to believe that a woman who chooses a dress like that to wear is not interested in attracting semen.

Lewis Wetzel said...

"Gosh, Mister Producer, I sure am glad you picked me out of all those girls at the audition to be in your new movie! What's it about?"
"I'll tell you while you give me a blow job, honey."
"Okay!" (slurp, slurp).
"It's about a dystopian future, where those born-again Christian anti-Semetic Republican assholes have enslaved all the world's women to use as sex slaves."

walter said...

rosemcgowan Yes, I have breasts. There is NO shame in having breasts. Fun fact: Just because a woman posts a photo with her breasts in them does not make it a photo that is sexual in nature. #education #growthofthought #rosearmy #anarmyofthought

Bay Area Guy said...

It's a mistake for Ms MacGowan to generalize about "Men". Many good men think these Hollywood creeps and predators oughta be taken behind the shed and horsewhipped.

Many good men have Rockwellian ideations about holding hands, dating, walking on the beach, etc, etc. She should migrate to and attract those type of men.

Ken B said...

BAG
She used her tits and willingness to cover up for Harvey to advance her career and to make money. She thus shunted aside other women, some surely more talented or more scrupled. When her chances to make such a self-serving bargain diminished she discovered the joys of denunciation. Famous again.

Gahrie said...

I have read that NBA players

They're otherwise known as potential splooge stooges.

walter said...

She has a book scheduled for January release....

LarsPorsena said...

Homunculus formula!!!
However did you find it?

Dave in Tucson said...

> If you've ejaculated at all in the course of these tests, you might have noticed that your semen is pure gold. That's normal. We've been shooting you with an invisible laser that's supposed to turn semen into gold, so all that means is, it's working.

Cave Johnson, probably.

David said...

I always thought of mine as caviar. It's in keeping in a confused way with the reproductive theme.

chickelit said...

I just bothered to read McHowan’s tweet stream. What a vile, bitter woman she is towards all (men). I cannot wish her well.

chickelit said...

Walter notes: “She has a book scheduled for January release....”

She’s flogging it shamelessly to “the sisterhood.”

Ken B said...

Chickelit
Yes, and what a lynch mob mentality. “I am the proof”. I have been calling her our Abigail Williams since Althouse first swooned over her.

And it’s so clear that as long as she could work the system to her advantage she would. The sexy picture of her with Weinstein was long after she took the cash, accepted the career advancement, helped hush up the abuses she now denounces.

I am just stunned at Althouse’s moral blindness regarding this woman.

n.n said...

So, Mcgowan may be a diversitist of the sexist kind.

Weinstein meet Mcgowan meet Weinstein.

Bruce Hayden said...

"Turkey Baster dates are what she wants.

Maybe not even that. Darwin approves."

Not really. Turkey basted impregnation essentially implies fatherless child rearing, which has well known negative consequences, including a significantly higher risk that any males produced will end up dead at a young age.

She does have a good point though about the value of sperm. Realistically, human eggs (and wombs) are far more valuable, in terms of resources, than sperm. Our sperm takes us minutes to produce, and then we (makes) are done. The females though have nine months of pregnancy ahead of them, followed by a number of years of dependency. Which is why we evolved so that smart females trade access to their wombs and eggs for long term male support for them and their children. In response to this, males have developed a two tier strategy, with their primary resources going to their mated female, and their (optimally) shared children, and "throw away" sperm going to most any other breedable females available. The first is high value resources, with a decently good chance of having a successful evolutionary outcome. The latter is low resource cost, with a low probility of success. And, I think that it is that "throwaway sperm" that she is talking about.

Bruce Hayden said...

Blogger exiledonmainstreet said...
"I have read that NBA players have been warned to supply their own condoms when they have sex with their groupies. They are also told to not just toss the used condoms in the trash basket in the hotel suite because there have been cases of women fishing out the condoms and trying to somehow insert the sperm anyhow (with their fingers, I presume. yuck! It also makes you wonder if the players are now hiding the condoms under the bed or the pillows or rinsing them out. Those poor hotel maids.)"

Or, they can just put go anal. That famous rape case involving Kobe Bryant several years ago involved this angle. Girl goes back to his room expecting sex. He pulls down her pants, bends her over, and boom. She cries "rape" because she expected vaginal sex. Which my partner claims was silly. With vaginal sex, he risks getting a groupie pregnant, which typically means some sort of child support. Plus, in his case, increases the likelihood that his wife finds out (keeping his marriage together after the rape charge apparently cost him a very expensive diamond). NBA players are in the rare situation where women think that their sperm is more valuable than they do.