October 20, 2017

Watch out what's on your mind when you pet the dog.

Here in Wisconsin, I see that Republican state Rep. Andre Jacque has introduced a bill to make animal abuse a felony (instead of a misdemeanor) and to "close a loophole changing the definition of sexual contact to be more inclusive of contact with any part of an animal for sexual gratification."

29 comments:

Henry said...

Is there a loophole for humans?

Bob Boyd said...

Please tell me Weinstein didn't do a Lassie remake.

tim in vermont said...

I think there is a law in Massachusetts where you are required to bring your rifle to church. Can't legally make clam chowder with tomatoes in Boston either, it's banned.

Gahrie said...

Surely the 14th Amendment includes a right to screw your dog..........

jwl said...

Wisconsin - where men are men and the sheep are nervous.

Bob Boyd said...

They say that back in the day the bitches would do just about anything to get their picture on the Puparazzo's front page.

Fernandinande said...

I worked with a Marine veteran of Iwo Jima who laughed about putting down salt blocks to pacify cows while he fucked them. Apparently they hardly noticed. He said all the cowboys did it.

Curious George said...

Wiiiillllbbbbuuuurrrr!

Fernandinande said...

"Dogs are more expressive when someone is looking"

Manipulative little beasts...

Ignorance is Bliss said...

tim in vermont said...

Can't legally make clam chowder with tomatoes in Boston either, it's banned.

This should not be illegal, just logically impossible. You have the right to make a soup that contains clams and tomatoes. You don't have the right to redefine the term clam chowder in an attempt to normalize your perversion.

It's a metaphor.

Assrat said...

Er, just to clarify, this means it will be easier to prosecute someone for bestiality, right?

Ignorance is Bliss said...

Assrat said...

Er, just to clarify, this means it will be easier to prosecute someone for bestiality, right?

Yes, independent of whether or not they engaged in bestiality.

tcrosse said...

Dogs: you can no longer just grab them by the pussy.

Ann Althouse said...

"Walking down Broome Street I saw a couple massaging their Labrador retriever’s asshole. Then the man stuck his finger in and coaxed out a clot of shit. He wasn’t wearing gloves or anything. Dog people."

Sedaris, David. Theft by Finding: Diaries (1977-2002) (p. 308). Little, Brown and Company. Kindle Edition.

Rob said...

Laws against bestiality are beastly. If the sexual act is cruel to the animal (as it might be if a human were to penetrate too small an animal), then prosecute that. Otherwise, it's just a matter of imposing the majority's sexual mores on the small minority who prefer to do it differently. Note that it's not illegal to artificially inseminate animals, or to put them together for breeding, so it's not as if we somehow require consent on the part of the animal or that penetrative techniques are ipso facto cruel. If there's an argument against bestiality that couldn't also be made against sodomy, I haven't heard it, and we as an enlightened society have rejected those arguments when it comes to human on human sex.

Mark said...

So if you allow the dog to hump your leg, you are a felon?

I read yesterday that WI has had a recent jump in opiod deaths among young people .... and this is what Rep Jacques cares about.

traditionalguy said...

You can still pet the pussy, I hope.

CJ said...

"Walking down Broome Street I saw a couple massaging their Labrador retriever’s asshole. Then the man stuck his finger in and coaxed out a clot of shit. He wasn’t wearing gloves or anything. Dog people."

Sedaris, David. Theft by Finding: Diaries (1977-2002) (p. 308). Little, Brown and Company. Kindle Edition.

^Having read Sedaris, I would guess that that anecdote is most likely made up, but still hilarious.


I mean, we do all sorts of bad stuff to animals - we spay and neuter our pets, cut teats off dairy cows, brand them, tag them, castrate them, eat them, etc.

Why is this guy devoting resources to "sexual abuse of animals?"

There's a pretty infamous video around by a woman named Wendy Wisconsin where she has sex with her dog. I wonder if that has something to do with it.

CJ said...

Sorry her name is Whitney Wisconsin. I guess Andre doesn't want this woman's "stage name" giving bad press to Wisconsin.

You can look up the video on your own - I won't link it.

n.n said...

"=". It's over.

tcrosse said...

We once had a female rescue cat named Grace. She was a very nice long-haired cat. But one day we caught her licking her dick, just like a dog. She then became Luigi, but did not become a dog.

James Smith said...

Apparently, Sedaris - and some people on here - never heard of expressing a dog's anal sacs. When these are full, they irritate the dog and the dog does the butt dragging routine across the carpet. The writer was probably just trying to make fun of by making something up.

This may be a response to the guy presently in County lockup (Brown?) for breaking into a stable and having sex with a horse. Its his 3rd or 4th offense. He has said he can't help himself and will do it again if released.

Michelle Dulak Thomson said...

I'm with Ann. If I stroke my cat's back while thinking of sex, now I'm a felon?

tcrosse said...

If I stroke my cat's back while thinking of sex, now I'm a felon?

Yes, if you have that felonious feline feeling.

tcrosse said...

Guy goes to doctor.
Guy: Doc, I'm worried. Last night I got drunk and Blew Chunks.
Doc: So, what's got you worried ?
Guy: Chunks is my dog.

campy said...

Can't legally make clam chowder with tomatoes in Boston either, it's banned.

That's just basic common sense.

walter said...

Does the woman, a dog and peanut butter thang count?

Etienne said...
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Bad Lieutenant said...

walter said...
Does the woman, a dog and peanut butter thang count?
10/20/17, 2:30 PM

Asking for a friend? The star of a show AA liked, perhaps?