August 15, 2017

About to start law school, Tiffany Trump Instagrams from a colorfully surrealistic pool environment.

A post shared by Tiffany Ariana Trump (@tiffanytrump) on


I saw that at The Washington Post, where the headline is: "Tiffany Trump is starting at Georgetown Law next week. Here’s what to expect." What to expect? Another young person goes to law school. Is there anything to see? I've read the article for you. Answer: No. Other than that her Instagramming will be from Washington, D.C.

By the way, I wonder where one buys a pool float with Eldorado breasts like that? You know what I'm talking about, Eldorado? Here's a picture I took a few weeks ago:

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62 comments:

traditionalguy said...

Legally Blonde redux.

Laslo Spatula said...

The Eldorado did not have Thigh Gap.

I am Laslo.

rehajm said...

Those pool floats are so last year. Let WSJ help you out.

Big Mike said...

tradguy beat me to it! Tiffany is apt to be pretty intelligent, judging by her siblings.

Laslo Spatula said...

I am a bit weirded out by how her perfect tan stops at her ankles, leaving stark white feet that look like animal paws.

So I'll just go back to appreciating the Thigh Gap.

I am Laslo.

Ignorance is Bliss said...

I know it is confusing because the bikini top is the same color as the heart. But the breasts are not actually part of the pool float.

AReasonableMan said...

Just one of the Common People.

Ann Althouse said...

"I am a bit weirded out by how her perfect tan stops at her ankles, leaving stark white feet that look like animal paws."

I think it's great. It means she probably got her tan while doing something active like hiking or playing tennis.

Curious George said...

"Is there anything to see?"

Yes. Yes there is.

dreams said...

Oh yeah, the white feet, I didn't notice that.

Rick Turley said...

Those are affectionately known in car afficianado circles as Dagmar bumpers, after a TV actress from the 50's.

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:http://www.curbsideclassic.com/design-3/design-history-cadillacs-dagmars-an-intimate-look-at-their-origins-development-and-namesake/

rehajm said...

White feet is the golfer badge of honor...

The beauty of her Instagrams is surprising. Unsurprisingly her commenters are ugly.

Laslo Spatula said...

"I think it's great. It means she probably got her tan while doing something active like hiking or playing tennis."

The tan is perfect all the way up her thighs to her skimpy bikini bottom.

That would seem to indicate that she must hike or play tennis in skimpy bikini bottoms.

I'm good with that.

I am Laslo.

Ken B said...

Nothing?? How about: bile, sneering, taunting, hatred, misrepresentation, mockery. You cannot possibly believe the media will leave her be.

Tim Gilliland said...

this is stupid.
Stupid, stupider, stupidest.
Why would anyone care about this girl if it weren't to create an availability for political opponents of her father to smear and sneer.
What the hell is wrong with people?
Don't any of them have a day job?

Tim Gilliland said...

Isn't she and her mother supposedly estranged from the Trump family?
I see ads all the time about that meme all the time surrounding opinion and news sites.
Somehow, all this hate has got to be dialed back down from 11, or we all will suffer the consequences.

Tim Gilliland said...

lots of all the timing there in my last rant... sorry.

AReasonableMan said...

Tim Gilliland said...
Why would anyone care about this girl if it weren't to create an availability for political opponents of her father to smear and sneer.
What the hell is wrong with people?
Don't any of them have a day job?


Self-evidently she posed for the picture and then posted it on her own twitter account.

EDH said...

Tiffany Trump looks as if she's carrying a huge pink vulva... not to mention the inflatable heart in her hands.

Fernandinande said...

Big Mike said...Tiffany is apt to be pretty intelligent, judging by her siblings.

I'd like to get a better look at her "siblings" before making a judgment.

Tim Gilliland said...

And her twitter account is public domain/fair game for any and everyone to throw rotten tomatoes at? Several less well grounded girls have committed suicide over twitter and facebook posts critical of them... Is that ok too?
Because she is related to Trump its ok to start throwing the fruit? A modern day stocks for the crime of blood relation?

SHE'S A WITCH!

mezzrow said...

Dagmars.

EDH said...

"...stark white feet that look like animal paws."

Looks like it's an effect of standing on her toes, as if to get the effect of high heels without the footwear.

Big Mike said...

BTW, that's a '59 caddie, right?

Ron said...

Dagmar

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dagmar_(American_actress)

Laslo Spatula said...

"Looks like it's an effect of standing on her toes, as if to get the effect of high heels without the footwear."

Yep.

Chicks also do that if you are having sex with them from behind, standing up.

It's because they are generally shorter, and need to raise up to make the parts better align.

Sorry to bring up Geometry.

I am Laslo.

Ron said...

Big Mike:

'57 Caddy I think

David Hampton said...

Power is seductive as evidenced by the chrome missiles on the El Dorado. You can't buy publicity from the anarchist haters she will draw out into the open with little more than what you see. Brilliant display of reverse messaging. The basement adolescents will bite at the bait shamelessly.

Ralph L said...

Tiffany is Marla's daughter?

The Eldorado Brougham in the photo was one of the most expensive cars in the US in the late 50's, over $14k. The top is stainless steel. The regular Eldorado cost about half that and was a coupe or convertible based on the Coupe de Ville.

I believe it was the first production car with quad headlights and air suspension.

John Tuffnell said...

Trumpland. Even the colors are rich.

Quite the variety and quantity of floating pool toys. Wonder who blew them up? And where is the nozzle on the perky toy that AA referenced?


Fernandinande said...

Tim Gilliland said...SHE'S A WITCH!

I bet she floats but doesn't weigh the same as a duck.

Ralph L said...

The 57 and 58 are identical, about 5-600 were sold. The 59 and 60 bodies were made in Italy, and looked more like the 61 regular line. Even fewer were sold and the model was discontinued.

rhhardin said...

I'd like to hear an analysis of the Edsel.

David Baker said...

I'd guess she got her name from the famous jeweler just a door or two up the avenue from Trump Tower. Thankfully they didn't cross the street to Harry (Harriet) Winston. Or Rolex (Rolexa).





Tommy Duncan said...

The Eldorados were once known as "Mae Wests". I have a 1937 Sears WaterWitch outboard motor (manufactured in West Bend, Wisconsin} with twin Mae West fuel tanks.

Mac McConnell said...

WWII Army Air Corps B-3 life jackets were called "Mae west"

Darrell said...

I believe Tiffany is "wearing" a spray-on tan. Hence the feet. Trumps don't fool around with cancer risks.

BJM said...

Wrap around windshields, tailfins,Dagmars and copious chrome are but a few of Harley Earl's designs/innovations. Earl also created the first automotive design studio, full size clay modeling, model-line hierarchy, concept cars and America's first sports car; the Corvette.

Earl's 1956 Buick Centurion show car boasted a functional TV camera that transmitted the rear view to a small screen on the dashboard. Rear view cameras began showing up on SUVs and luxury cars in the early 2000s. Earl was definitely ahead of his time.

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William said...

That Eldorado looks like it could cause serious damage in an accident, especially to pedestrians. Lethal to children and Peter Dinklage. A fender gender would cost thousands. A car that's designed to sit parked in a spotless garage.........Children of millionaires generally keep quiet about their daddy or mommy issues. I refer you to the children of Bing Crosby, Betty Davis, and Joan Crawford. The ones who kept quiet made more from their inheritances than the others made from their books. Heir today, gone tomorrow.

Howard said...

Secretaries wearing sweaters in Mad Men.

Howard said...

Edsel doesn't have the button on top, not that that would matter to rh

n.n said...

What came first, Eldorado or Madonna?

Lucien said...

I keep going back to the thigh gap. I'm feeling -- even if briefly and tangentially -- what it must be like to be Laslo.

Hagar said...

Momma needs to have a talk with Tiffany about publicity.

Freeman Hunt said...

Photos like these always make me wonder who took them.

Unknown said...

Sadly, I give her a few months at most before she winds up "committing suicide" by beating her own head in with a baseball bat or two shots to the back of the head right after an involuntary meeting with leftists somewhere.

And people like ARM will cheer it all, naturally. After all, as I recall he had nothing bad to say about the Steve Scalise shooting--that was a perfectly acceptable thing to do.

--Vance

mockturtle said...

I'm assuming it's intentionally tacky, like pink plastic flamingos.

mockturtle said...

It reminds me of an old friend [he wasn't old at the time], a gay male, who had me photograph him holding a red plastic heart that only just covered his genitals. It was his valentine card.

Static Ping said...

Remember that if you are going to buy Trump float toys for your pool, please consider using the Althouse Amazon portal. It helps support this blog.

stlcdr said...

Car? What car?

Static Ping said...

For the record, I tried to find that bullet boobs pool float online. I have a suspicion that there is a something on the other side, either a guy or the woman's legs. (It would also not surprise me if this is a set and a guy is the other one.) Unfortunately, searching for pool floats keeps coming up with no results. I sense that the search engines think it is porn. Then again, the way some of the models are riding the swans over on Amazon's site makes that a very easy to believe misunderstanding.

Bruce Hayden said...

I assume that she will do just fine. Trumps are bright enough, and with an average IQ of roughly 1 std deviations n above the mean, even some with average IQs manage to get through LS and admitted to the bar - though it make take a try or two (John John Kennedy apparently took 3 tries, and Crooked Hillary Clinton apparently failed the (very easy) D.C. Bar).

I expect that Georgetown means that she is living at the WH. She would have full time Secret Service protection, and the logistics are much easier in that case.

rehajm said...

Mermaid Float

Jim at said...

"Self-evidently she posed for the picture and then posted it on her own twitter account."

Well then, of course it's open season on the young lady. I mean, how DARE she?

I've had enough of you people.
More than enough, actually.

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Fabi said...

I didn't initially notice that her feet were pale. I also didn't initially notice that she had feet.

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madAsHell said...

I thought I left that on the sleeping porch at the frat house. Small world.

Big Mike said...

@Hagar, older half-sister Ivanka might be better

Infinite Monkeys said...

For the record, I tried to find that bullet boobs pool float online.

Here you go - https://www.funboy.com/products/funboy-x-donald-robertson-mermaid-float

You can see the other side there.

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Trumpit said...

She looks like a serious student ready to hit the books. After graduation, I'm sure that she can get a job at the Southern Poverty Law Center in Alabama. Best of luck.