Family, you are just reminding me of a punchline I had already forgotten. I had no memory anymore of your foolish son either.
The linked article — at Buzzfeed — is really long. I scrolled all the way down for you and snagged the last 2 paragraphs, which suggest why Buzzfeed decided to dive this deep:
Back at Burkart’s Marina, standing on the pier, near where his brother spent his final moments, Brian shares how a combination of fatalism and faith help him mourn. “Losing somebody ain’t easy, but what’s done is done,” he says. “Ain’t nothing I can do about it, can’t take it back.” He takes a deep breath. “Tommie just got to go home. I look forward to the day I get to go. One day I will get to see my brother again.”There's a yearning for family and religion, and, sometimes, when you can't get it, you can nevertheless get some warmth from an ironic distance.
For now, he will settle for the nights when he sees Tommie in his dreams. It doesn’t happen often, and there’s no hidden meaning, nothing to analyze. What Brian sees in his dreams and what it means is pretty overt. The same scenario plays out each time. Once Tommie appears, Brian stops whatever he’s doing. He then looks at his brother, smiles, and says, “Man, it’s good to see ya.”
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He would obviously been a Trump voter.
Fuck that Darwin Award!
Might it be that Victoria LeBlanc pushed him off the dock? Only Victoria knows for sure.
"Once written, twice... said...
He would obviously been a Trump voter."
Doesn't matter. Trump carried Texas by over 800,000 votes.
Young guys take crazy chances, especially when they're drinking. I did a lot of dumb things I wouldn't do now. Who hasn't?
Some of us were lucky. Sometimes the luck runs out.
"Once written, twice... said...
He would obviously been a Trump voter."
The gator would vote for Hillary.
But did he in fact get to fuck the gator? The article does not say!
"...He would obviously been a Trump voter...."
This happened in my hometown, and I can assure you that he would have voted Trump. All his family and everyone in that neighborhood voted Trump as well. There is no doubt in my mind. The people in that neighborhood are Trump's people.
No, it's unlikely he fucked the gator, given that his remnants were found inside said gator's belly.
I cannot comment on Alligators.
Crocodiles however voted for Duterte.
"No, it's unlikely he fucked the gator, given that his remnants were found inside said gator's belly."
Well, he might have fucked it first and then got eaten.
His dream made me sad.
He even looks like Joe Dirt.
Thomas Golianopoulos seems to have a tungsten fetish. Tungsten is not the first element one thinks of as flammable - after all it is used in incandescent filaments and has the highest melting point of all metals - and I wonder about the value of tungsten in a pistol round. Fang Face is an extremely expensive load which in reviews appears to be nothing exceptional.
Maybe before the gator ate him, the gator ate him. IYKWIM, AITYD.
"When LeBlanc jumped into the water to save him, he yelled for her to return to land."
There's a lot of courage being described in that sentence.
"Here, hold ma beer. I done got a bayou I gots to be crossing. In the water."
Maybe he read about Timothy Treadwell.
Rule of thumb: in the South never ever swim in water that is opaque. Only swim in water that is crtstal gin clear such as a spring. As a person who has long lived with attendant alligators you'll have to trust me on this one.
"Rule of thumb: in the South never ever swim in water that is opaque."
And don't let your dog go in there either.
"Rule of thumb: in the South never ever swim in water that is opaque."
I'd extend that to the north too--water snakes and snapping turtles not to mention bacteria can make rivers and lakes risky. Though admittedly I swam in them all the time as a kid.
But not in Florida.
Bob Boyd said...
"When LeBlanc jumped into the water to save him, he yelled for her to return to land."
There's a lot of courage being described in that sentence.
2/8/17, 9:12 AM
Ya think?
Pretty people in blue states laugh...I wonder if Ann laughed at that part...but the black bloc may find they have woken the wrong dog some day.
People up north don't have deal with alligators so they think its funny. I can assure you there is "stupid" stuff going on up there.
"Ha ha, what a dumbass!," we all say. "We are so much smarter than that southern redneck!"
The neutral universe cruelly takes note.
Wanna go for a drive?
You know you're reading a Darwin Award nomination when the story features a grown man named "Tommie."
"People up north don't have deal with alligators so they think its funny. I can assure you there is "stupid" stuff going on up there."
Living up north I can tell you there's nothing funny about someone getting eaten by a gator. But it is incredibly stupid to mess around with gators, including drunk swimming in the bayous at night when you've been warned there's a large one nearby. You can feel bad about someone while still being a bit judgy about it.
I feel bad for the guy's family going through this.
Down here in Florida, anyone who's lived here for any length of time knows that you don't go swimming at night in lakes, ponds, creeks, lagoons, bayous or whatever. And you better look in the swimming pool before jumping in, too, if it isn't enclosed. Gators are serious business.
"Down here in Florida, anyone who's lived here for any length of time knows that you don't go swimming at night in lakes, ponds, creeks, lagoons, bayous or whatever. And you better look in the swimming pool before jumping in, too, if it isn't enclosed. Gators are serious business."
I was once canoing with a girlfriend at a park in FL, and another canoe came by with some guys in it and they asked if we'd seen any gators. When we said no, they dove right in the water, and I was thinking "that's a lot of faith in my being able to spot a gator around here".
Pools are better anyway--cleaner, you can see the bottom, and you can heat the water. And you just don't have much chance against a gator in its habitat.
Hi roadgeek, I used to live in the same area, and my office was a stone's throw from Adams' bayou. At work, everyone's first and second statements were "that was stupid" and "he must not have been from around here".
"But de Gator considered me to be disrespectful", Justin Wilson, 1989. Det for truth I tell you that for now.
Gaurreenteed.
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