"He looks like the guy who will talk to you at the party for too long about his projects and life philosophy, and obviously be trying to sleep with you..."

"... but will have this weird unnerving seriousness about him the entire time, so you feel slightly uncomfortable even though you can't pinpoint anything wrong he's doing. Am I projecting too much? Nice coat, dude gives me heebie-jeebies."

Excellent comment-writing (at a Tom & Lorenzo post about how Jared Leto dressed himself for a Vanity Fair party).