November 18, 2015

"The G20 summit in Turkey.... a group of cats took the main stage moments before leaders of the world’s major economies were due to make an appearance...."



"... The curious felines ran across the stage, sniffed at flowers on display and then scampered off."

17 comments:

LarsPorsena said...

They are the only way to scan for possible radical Islamic rats.

Rob said...

Cats there may have been, but Obama was still the biggest pussy.

Mr. Colby said...

"Sorry, we thought the sign said 'GATO summit'."

David Begley said...

How does that happen unless it was planned?

traditionalguy said...

Suicide bomb cats. The tail is the antenna/detonated and they are force fed a mixture of c4 and meow mix.

FullMoon said...

raditionalguy said... [hush]​[hide comment]

Suicide bomb cats. The tail is the antenna/detonated and they are force fed a mixture of c4 and meow mix.

You can lead a cat to c4, but you can't make him eat.

Bill said...

Turks love cats. Which makes me wonder about Turks.

jameswhy said...

Bomb sniffing cats. They were on sale at the ISIS gift shop.

whitney said...

Why? Why are there so many cats?

Pamela said...

At least they were on time.

Coupe said...

The cats failed their mission and did not explode at the right places.

Great security...

Anthony said...

Probably the most useful creatures on that stage.

Rob McLean said...

Cats there may have been, but Obama was still the biggest pussy.

Thread over. Drive home safely.

David said...

Several pussy jokes immediately arrived in my brain. They shall stay there.

The whole week has been a catastrophe. Thus cats.

Phil 3:14 said...

CAT scan

Anonymous said...

According to anonymous witnesses, the cats appeared to be the most sensible creatures on stage and were also the only ones not to lie through their teeth.

Carnifex said...

A king may look on a cat,
but a cat won't look on a king.