November 16, 2015

"She’s often confused."

Said Huma Abedin about Hillary Clinton.

94 comments:

RMc said...

Welp,

Meade said...

Like she's confused about her senate yes vote on the Iraq War Resolution?

khesanh0802 said...

Those will look good in the general campaign.

Sebastian said...

Hillary! is so confused that she believed her staff when they told her Libya was a great accomplishment.

Michael K said...

This is the first chink in the anointed's armor. More will come. No wonder they were determined to hide the e-mails.

I've thought for a while that she has early Parkinson's but it might be Alzheimers.

Sebastian said...

Hillary! is so confused she thought she'd out-Snowdon Snowdon by keeping her email private.

Sebastian said...

HIllary! is so confused she couldn't figure why she couldn't make a call on the remote control.

Sebastian said...

Hillary! is so confused she already ordered a blue dress for the inauguration ball.

Hagar said...

Tha crack on the head was more serious than admitted to.

Sebastian said...

Hillary! is so confused she keeps calling Bill "Jeff."

Sebastian said...

Hillary! is so confused she didn't remember she only took Wall Street money because it's important to respect your enemies.

Sebastian said...

HIllary! is so confused she wants Oliver Stone to make a movie about the sniper fire she braved in Bosnia.

Carnifex said...

Hillary is so confused that she blames her loss to Obongo in the Democratic primary to a video on Youtube.

walter said...

Eh..isn't this just about an older person and heavy scheduling?
Or is it about the yodka as Sir Spatula speculates?

I juts want to knw how Huma's hubby "Quagmire" is doing these days. Fiber optic line?

Achilles said...

Drunk person falls on head. Suffers Either a subdural hematoma or stroke. She is not the same. In addition to being mean she is now a little slow.

Sebastian said...

Hillary! is so confused she's proposing Huma for VP.

Sebastian said...

Hillary! is so confused she wants an ad showing her frequent flyer miles statement to prove she was a great SoS.

Sebastian said...

HIllary! is so confused she says she's from way back in the 60s, when she marched on Selma with Edmund Hillary.

Sebastian said...

Hillary! is so confused she thinks she is likable enough.

walter said...

She may often be confused, but she ain't no wayzz tyrred.

Sebastian said...

Hillary! is so confused she has a crush on the Most Interesting Man in the World.

Sebastian said...

Hillary! is so confused she says she named her girl Chelsea because she is a fan.

Gahrie said...

Hillary! is so confused she keeps calling Bill "Jeff."

I thought she called him Vince.

Paul said...

Ah... Hillary was confused (but told the truth about running under sniper fire.) See the fire was 'friendly fire'.

Sebastian said...

Hillary! is so confused she has dreams from her father.

Sebastian said...

Hillary! is so confused she thinks she is a better speech writer than her speech writers and a better policy analyst than her policy analysts.

Bay Area Guy said...

Hillary is a powerful, but dangerous enabler. You guys can joke all you want, but she still remains the favorite. Lotta dummies out there will vote for her. I'm gonna stay cautious and worried, until and unless somebody beats her.

Sebastian said...

Hillary! is so confused she thinks Carson did the surgery on Trump's hair.

Sebastian said...

Hillary! is so confused she thought they'd let her do the 12-step program in 10 steps.

Sebastian said...

Hillary! is so confused she thinks people paid her for her speeches.

Sebastian said...

Hillary! is so confused she once called Biden "Dr. Joe Biden."

Sebastian said...

Hillary! is so confused she once asked Bernie if he was named after the Muppet.

Jay Vogt said...

Huma as the Eminence Grise and Hillary as Chauncey Gardner. I did not see that coming.

traditionalguy said...

What is confused are the email servers in her closets.

Anthony said...

>>She may often be confused, but she ain't no wayzz tyrred.

*snerk*

Bushman of the Kohlrabi said...

What would one expect. She hasn't driven a car, purchased groceries, made herself a meal or wiped her own ass in decades ("like, with a cloth or something?"). She couldn't be more out of touch with the average American.

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves said...

I'm often confused as to why she isn't laughed off the stage. What an embarrassment. The best we can do is Hillary Clinton, the wife of a sexual predator ex-president?

Embarrassing.

holdfast said...

Hillary! Is so confused she thinks the a Democrats are the party of youth and new ideas!!

holdfast said...

Hillary! Is so confused she once ate an Amazon package addressed to Huma and thought she was eating Huma's Amazonian Box.

Still, lots of fibre, which is important for geriatrics.

Sebastian said...

Hillary! is so confused she likes it when people call her hilarious

David Begley said...

This is explosive and should end her campaign if there was any sanity on the Left. When Hillary gets confused in the Oval then who exercises the power of the President? Bill? Mrs. Weiner?

Looking forward to the above question put to Hillary in the next debate. As if.

Sebastian said...

Hillary is so confused she thought SSM could be found in the 14th.

Sebastian said...

Hillary! is so confused she thinks Gloria Steinem is funnier than RBG.

Sebastian said...

Hillary! is so confused she thinks Ann Althouse is an alias for Glenn Reynolds.

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Sebastian said...

Hillary! is so confused she keeps looking under the bus for Rev. Wright.

Sebastian said...

Hillary! is so confused she plans to keep her current hair style for at least another month.

Sebastian said...

Hillary! is so confused she thinks 3:00 a.m. is happy hour.

David Begley said...

ABC has the next debate. No way would George S ask this question. He'd be quicker out of the club.

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Sebastian said...

Hillary! is so confused she wants to use the Clinton Foundation to start a line of make-up.

Sebastian said...

Hillary! is so confused she thinks BLM is trying to get more blacks to visit the national parks.

Sebastian said...

Hillary! is so confused she too thinks ISIS wants to turn the clock back thousands of years.

Sebastian said...

Hillary! is so confused she wants Carson as her personal physician.

cold pizza said...

Hillary! is so confused, she nearly turned down the Secretary of State job because she thought she'd have to make coffee. -CP

cold pizza said...

Hillary! is so confused she thinks Putin has something to do with golf. -CP

cold pizza said...

Hillary! is so confused she thinks the movie "Mean Girls" is an instructional video. -CP

cold pizza said...

Hillary! is so confused her password is "password" -CP

cold pizza said...

Hillary! is so confused she thinks Pearl Harbor is a yacht club in Martha's Vineyard. -CP

cold pizza said...

Hillary! is so confused she thought those files were "Pop Secret" -CP

cold pizza said...

Hillary! is so confused she thinks General Electric works at the Pentagon. -CP

cold pizza said...

Hillary! is so confused she thinks Higher Ed lives in Colorado. -CP

cold pizza said...

Hillary! is so confused she thinks "yellow cake" ore is served at children's parties. -CP

cold pizza said...

Hillary! is so confused she thinks Bernie Sanders sells fried chicken. -CP

Sebastian said...

Hillary! is so confused she thinks one device plus one device equals one device.

Sebastian said...

Hillary! is so confused she started hollering, "Who you callin' grandma?"

Sebastian said...

Hillary! is so confused she wants Borat's advice on the family's next Kazakhstan deal.

Sebastian said...

Hillary! is so confused she wants to trade her cattle futures for uranium.

Sebastian said...

Hillary! is so confused she thinks bimbo eruptions are kinky.

Sebastian said...

Hillary! is so confused she insists Whitewater was all about a rafting trip.

Sebastian said...

Hillary! is so confused Huma gave her a reset button to play with.

mccullough said...

This helps explain her bizarre answer about why she takes so much money from Wall Street

Fen said...

"I've thought for a while that she has early Parkinson's but it might be Alzheimers."

Scuttlebut is multiple strokes.



/emph added to escape Sebastian spam

Quaestor said...

Hillary! is so confused she thinks bimbo eruptions are a form of acne.

Quaestor said...

Martin O'Malley, Bernie Sanders, and Hillary! are all scheduled to be executed by firing squad. The first one they lead out is O'Malley. The stand him against a wall and take aim. Suddenly O'Malley shouts, "Tornado!" and points to the horizon. The firing squad all turn to look, and O'Malley runs away. Next up is Sanders. They stand him against the wall and take aim. Sanders shouts, "Earthquake!" The firing squad dives for cover, and Sanders runs away. Finally they bring out Hillary! They stand her against the wall and make ready. Hillary! thinks quickly. How can I get out of this, she ponders, they won't fall for tornado or earthquake again. Hillary! thinks some more, and has an inspiration. The firing squad takes aim. Suddenly Hillary! shouts,"Fire!"

Grackle said...

Yes, it is really fucking funny that a 68 year woman who aspires to the Presidency, and has a good chance to win, is often "confused." I guess we should start asking what Huma Abedin's plans for America may be.

False Grackle

MadisonMan said...

I think the proper response to this is concern for the Country. Hillary is the front-runner. If she wins the nomination, she could be elected.

Who will be controlling her access, smoothing out the confusion, when she is President? Who will be the new Edith Wilson?

Beldar said...

If Hillary is finally obliged to throw Huma under the bus, her one-line comeback to every question about this will be:

"Okay, now you're asking me not about my own emails, but instead about emails written about me that were sent behind my back by Mrs. Carlos Danger?"

CStanley said...

I think the "confused" part could be passed over (subordinates expressing their frustration about the boss's Iinattention to scheduling) but there's also the dig about her taking a nap. Ouch!

TheThinMan said...

Hillary! is so confused she goes to Taco Bell to pay her phone bill.

Brando said...

I'm sure they'll try and spin this as out of context or something, but this will work against the narrative her bootlickers have tried to push of Hillary as "on top of things" (remember the "texts from Hillary" meme?). Instead we have someone heavily reliant on her aides (as are most leaders, but it's the choice of aides and the judgment in hearing their advice that matters, and Hillary's judgment has been poor), prone to political calculation (as are most politicians, but Hillary takes it to an extreme), and utterly lacking in personal skills. A close examination of her Sec of State tenure will show that despite starting that job with the advantage of being a well known former First Lady she proved unable to lead one of the most important Cabinet departments and Obama found himself unable to trust her (note that even with Biden out, Obama STILL hasn't endorsed his former Secretary of State even when the only competition is a crazy old socialist who technically isn't even a Democrat, and a former MD governor who is polling at Pataki levels).

Hillary's a mess, and this country has been warned.

Rusty said...

And yet the usual suspects look upon her as this countrys last best hope.
Or Bernie Sanders.
Who is also confused.

Bob R said...

Meh. Normal "the boss didn't understand my insightful analysis" emails within the staff. (But it does make for a lot of fair to middlin' jokes.) The creepiest email I've seen is the Sid Bumenthal as Renfield missive. The royal family of Little Rock seems to accept that as their due.

John henry said...

In another note I pointed out that Hilary! had already had a fairly major stroke. Someone else has pointed out that that she may have had some smaller ones since. She definitely does seem confused these days. Stroke(s) would be a logical explanation.

I had also mentioned the Wilson experience where Woody was completely incapacitated by a stroke and his wife was, essentially, being the president.

Last night I recalled, from the 70's a series of Doonsebury cartoons. Honey, Raule Duke's Chinese sweetie, was assistant to Mao. At that time Mao was only speaking through Honey and she said "I can just make up whatever I want and say Mao said it. I am really the one running the country." (recalling from memory)

Is this sort of what Huma is doing for Hilary? Hard to say but is seems like she is very close to what Hilary says. If Hilary has another stroke, will we get Huma running the country behind the scenes rather than Bill? He is not looking so good these days herself.

Huma can come out and say "President Clinton says, give lots of money to the university in Jeddah." Where her mother teaches.

Or, since her mother is effectively a Saudi hostage, something darker?

John Henry

John henry said...

Can't find the Doonesbury strip I had in mind but I did find this about the Honey character:

Her previous assignment was as translator to Mao himself. She revealed to Duke that she was one of the few people who still understood him with his rural dialect and health problems, and even she wasn't sure what he said sometimes. Specifically, she's afraid that she might have caused the Cultural Revolution by mistranslating a lunch order.

Not to mention her having to take Mao's indecisive nature into account when she translated for him. One occasion had him tell her to send word for the Great Wall of China to be destroyed. She tells him the next day that it had been dismantled. A week later, he told her that he changed his mind and that he wanted the entire Wall rebuilt exactly as it was. Honey tells the Chairman that she had personally devised a plan which got the entire wall rebuilt in one day. Honey reveals that she actually spent the whole week watching TV, but "He thinks I'm a genius." (to which Duke replies "In a way, Honey, you are.")



John Henry

John henry said...

Perhaps this is a matter for Laslo, should he decide to take on the job:

What about Huma's lady parts? Although born in the US, she spent much of her growing up (age 2-18 IIRC) in Saudi Arabia. Her Pakistani mother has supported FGM as the Muslim way in the past.

Is Huma intact?

Did Carlos Danger know the state of the lady parts before the wedding night?

Is this what caused him to run off the rails?

Do we really want Huma's hand on the throttle (or anywhere else) in the White House?

John Henry

The Cracker Emcee Refulgent said...

Since the mid-'90's Hillary has had the detached, somewhat halting, air of someone on strong anti-depressants or anti-anxiety medication. It's part of why she's such an accomplished liar. She's too suppressed to be nervous or overly defensive.

mikee said...

Laff all you want, Hillary will be the next president. And then nobody will be laffing, except for the cackling crone in the White House, and Huma.

Derp said...

Great, a confused old warmonger is the best the Democrats have.

Brando said...

"Great, a confused old warmonger is the best the Democrats have."

I'd snark, but that confused old warmonger may very well be our next president.

pdug said...

This gaslighting against Hillary should be called out like the way she called out Sanders for saying she was shouty.

Leigh said...

This explains her story about trying to join the Marines when she was 26. That's the kind of event in a person's life that could be easily confused.

Char Char Binks, Esq. said...

Dems and their geriatric front-runners are going to lose big, just like McCain. O'Malley could be their best hope, if he can learn to bow low enough to BLM, but then he'd lose the white man vote. At least the Dems have the illegal alien vote and the early-and-often vote in the bag.

mikee said...

Hillary has the votes of all Democrat-led precincts in the US, and more importantly, in Florida and Ohio. And as we have seen from the imbroglios of VP Al Gore and Senator Franken in their elections, and many other Dem candidates, where there are votes needed there will be votes found.

All Republicans have to do to win is get enough votes to have more votes than there were Democrat voters, plus enough votes to have more votes than the Democrat precincts will find after the election.

Letting the Dems report their totals first, as was done in WI a while back quite by accident, is the only way to win.