October 14, 2015

"When we called 911, 911 said roll him on his left side. And he started throwing up all kinds of stuff, foaming, throwing up all kinds of things."

"The girls said they didn’t see anything. The police came out and with the ambulance people. They didn’t see anything. The only thing we know for sure is that he was taking an excessive amount of herbal Viagra. Not to say that he wasn’t doing any drugs. But nobody saw anything like that. They saw no effects. What I understand is that he got a phone call and was a little bit somber on Sunday afternoon for a while. And then he kind of shook it off and was having a good time. … They were having a blast with Lamar."

Said Dennis Hof, owner of the Bunny Ranch in Crystal, Nevada.

22 comments:

The BubFather said...

My guess...."He's dead Jim."

Sadly he was supposed to be a really nice man.

Laslo Spatula said...

NEVER kiss a brothel prostitute after ATM.

Especially if she has eaten shellfish.

It's in the Old Testament, I'm pretty sure.


I am Laslo.

Laslo Spatula said...

Maybe the Bunny Ranch is where all the Ebola went.

I am Laslo.

Char Char Binks said...

Just another turd stuck in the crapper. Flush it again.

holdfast said...

Poor guy. Anyone who comes into the orbit of the Kardashians ends up ruined.

I am curious to see what the exact details of Kanye West's flameout will be.

William said...

A far, far better way of perishing than by auto erotic asphyxiation. A Kardashian funeral, like their weddings, will have a farcical element. Should they tape it or make it a live event? I hope there are no unseemly Chuckles the Clown moments of suppressed giggles. That would mar the dignity of the occasion.

rhhardin said...

I'd have guessed that a kardashian is an article of clothing, a cape or soemthing.

lgv said...

Of course they will say they saw no drug use. It is in their best interest to do so.

madAsHell said...

He had an NBA contract, but there is a piece of cardboard waiting for him under the freeway.

rcocean said...

You know you're getting old when you read some Pop Culture story and you have no idea who they're writing about.

kardashian = breakfast cereal.

Hammond X. Gritzkofe said...

How the other half lives. Well, that expanded my horizons for today.

Wilbur said...

I watched two episodes of the Kardashian show several years ago. In the second one, one of the siblings (I thinks a younger brother) invited his girlfriend's immediate family to join the K klan on a camping trip,

Khloe, the one who married Lamar Odom, took umbrage at this for some ridiculous selfish reason. She behaved so rudely toward the other family I couldn't believe it was real.

Anyone who watched that show would never consent to live with her.

But then we all know there's very little real on a reality show.

cubanbob said...

What a sad and ridiculous way to go out of this world. Yes the K klan are trash, but this fool should of have thought of his kids instead of spending his time with a bunch of whores in a cat house.

damikesc said...

They had no kids.

Now, my wife likes the show --- and I will say, currently, they're showing the after effects of "transitioning" on a family. It's not pretty so far.

SomeoneHasToSayIt said...

Ah, the sweet pursuit of oh-so-elusive Happiness.

Here's the formula, actually.

Shot: Health + Freedom
Chaser: Small difference between what you have, and what you think you need

Coupe said...
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Graham Powell said...

By all accounts he is a nice guy, and at least was a good teammate. I haven't seen the latest but I hope he's going to make it.

Birches said...

Poor Lamar. He hasn't had it easy, even with his millions.

Ignorance is Bliss said...

SomeoneHasToSayIt said...

Chaser: Small difference between what you have, and what you think you need

It can actually be a large difference between what you have and what you think you need, as long as what you have is greater. And lets face it: for the vast majority of the people in this country, what they have is vastly greater than what they need. The problems are all in their thinking.

Alan Anderson said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

Birches said...

Btw. I wasn't being snarky. I really do feel bad for him. When the Kardashians are the best family you've ever had, you know you've had it rough.

Michael said...

He has a couple of kids. This is another in the long and probably endless line of sad stories of the quickly enriched. Sad that the celebrity culture swallows real talents and disposes of them so cruelly. He hooked up with vile people and they destroyed him. As Fitzgerald wrote about those with a lot more class than the Khardashians, they are careless people.