October 13, 2015

First world problems...

15 comments:

MadisonMan said...

I work with someone who is forever coming into the office saying "Hey, I just sent you an email..."

William said...

Paper cuts are no laughing matter. Only someone who has not felt the excruciating pain of a paper cut would make fun of them. Very insensitive. That's why his paper cuts don't hurt......Did you ever get a paper cut on the tongue when lacking an envelope?

Gahrie said...

Did you ever get a paper cut on the tongue when lacking an envelope?

Yes....yet one more reason to love the internet

Coupe said...

Someday I want to get a tattoo and a boyfriend, but right now I'm just into cheerios and oat grains, big time.

Shouting Thomas said...

For Christ's sake, Althouse, are you ever going to find something worthwhile to do with your time?

This fag hag obsessing over S&M office politics is a fucking idiot act.

Look, I'll give you a hint: How to be a Contemporary Outlaw.

Do something useful with your life, instead of this stupid fucking prattling. Talk about a First World Problem

Freeman Hunt said...

Another First World Problem: Watching a clip that you assume is SFW, and then someone on it screams the F-word.

tim maguire said...

I thought it would be a collection of actual Vines. This format puts the kibosh on my plan to denounce "first-world problems" as the equivalent of "check your privilege."

R. Chatt said...

First World Problem: spending your time reading a popular blog and being totally obsessed with how horrible the blogger is. Then writing your own blog about it and leaving a link to it from the popular blog. I feel your pain.

madAsHell said...

Do something useful with your life, instead of this stupid fucking prattling.

The irony runs strong in this one.

tim in vermont said...

I think that Shouting Thomas is trying to get into Althouse's pants with PUA techniques.

It all makes sense now.

EMD said...

I wish this Vine series were better.

Rocco said...

Weird Al did it better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwvlbJ0h35A&list=RDbwvlbJ0h35A

wildswan said...

Here's a First World Problem.
"Starting in 2016, the Transportation Security Administration will require all airline passengers to present a REAL ID compliant identification card or a passport in order to board a flight. The Department of Homeland Security estimates that 20-30% of Americans live in jurisdictions that are not REAL ID compliant, meaning their driver's licenses will no longer be accepted during security checks at the airport." One such jurisdiction is Wisconsin. So you fly to see relatives over Christmas and you can't board a plane if you return after January 1, 2016 and try to use your driver's license as ID? Or have waivers been issued? What about a government shutdown and the issuing of waivers? What about videos of passengers who find out they are unpersons as of January 1, 2016. Is this all true or is it an internet rumor?

BN said...

"...Did you ever get a paper cut on the tongue when lacking an envelope?"

No. Should I?

BN said...

Dude! No fun! Not cool!