August 13, 2015

"I will die before I get a chance to write one final, perfect end-of-life Tweet. ('Was me!')"

19th on a list of 19 "Things That Will Happen If I Don’t Take My Phone Out Right Now."
Posted by Ann Althouse at 11:43 AM
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5 comments:

Todd said...

My luck, my final tweet would be: "Don't forget to"...


P.S. I don't actually "tweet" but still thought the "joke" was funny.

8/13/15, 11:51 AM
Eric the Fruit Bat said...

"Some day I hope to put Sheldon's love of repetition to good use."

-- Amy Farrah Fowler

8/13/15, 11:52 AM
Unknown said...

"getting hit by a bus. FML"

8/13/15, 11:55 AM
tim maguire said...

That list was written by a Canadian. I know that because I live her now and picked up the tell.

8/13/15, 12:01 PM
Smilin' Jack said...

""I will die before I get a chance to write one final, perfect end-of-life Tweet. ('Was me!')""

Thus passing into eternity as the illiterate moron who was too ignorant to know that the correct form of the perfect end-of-life Tweet is "Was I!", but got published in the New Yorker anyway.

8/13/15, 12:19 PM

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