July 3, 2015

"It was not supposed to end this way for Scott Brown..."

"... emailing strangers pictures of his pecs and waxing poetic about diet supplements."

8 comments:

Michael K said...

Not a good image.

Fandor said...

Now we know for sure Scott Brown was never a "heavyweight".

Humperdink said...

Sad. Just sad.

It's too late now, but he could have a created a charitable foundation and milked it dry. Better photo ops.

gspencer said...

"But wait; there's more. If you respond within the next 30 minutes I'll throw in, at no cost to you, my book, "How to Fool 'Em into Thinking You're Somethin' You Ain't."

"Operators are standing by. Call now!"

In the picture on the left, both he and she look better. IMO.

Besides, no one but no one can beat Ron Popeil.

MadisonMan said...

He needed to have the Clintons as mentors, to show him how it's done:

Promise the Earth, Sun, Stars and Country to foreign Governments for six- or seven-figure charitable "donations", then run for President.

Phil 3:14 said...

So the author of this piece originally contacted Brown for an interview. I wonder how that interview would have gone. I sense some prior conviction.

mccullough said...

Better than Bob Dole doing Viagra commercials. Gore went off the deep end when he lost but Dole used his dotage and impotency to remind everyone that he was old and creepy

Anonymous said...

I read this entire article thinking it was Scott Walker. lol. Maybe this is why I had the vague impression all these years that Scott Walker was supposed to be super good looking. (As a West Coaster, I haven't followed either of them, so very little has gotten through.)