June 13, 2015

Recipient of the world's first penile transplant impregnates a woman through sexual intercourse.

I rewrote the BBC's headline, which is "First penile transplant recipient 'to become father.'" There are obviously ways that a man could become a father other than through sexual intercourse with a functioning penis.
The 21-year-old recipient, whose identify is being protected, lost his penis in a botched circumcision. The operation took place in December. Surgeons at Stellenbosch University and Tygerberg Hospital performed a nine-hour operation to attach a donated penis.
Dr Van der Merwe said he was "very pleased" when he heard that the man's girlfriend was pregnant, and had not asked for a paternity test as there was no reason not to believe the couple. "This is what we intended, that he should be able to stand up and be able to urinate and have intercourse, so it is a milestone for him," Dr Van der Merwe told the BBC.

24 comments:

Meade said...

Salma works her muscles. Pelosi knifes Obama. Penis surgically transplanted.

Is there a theme this morning?

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

Traditional initiation ceremonies are a bitch.

David Begley said...

Does this guy have a malpractice case against the providerer of the botched circumcision?
Bigger question does the circumcision providerer have assets or insurance?

Rob said...

Gives new meaning to the time-honored insult, "I wouldn't F her with your dick."

The Drill SGT said...

David Begley said...
Does this guy have a malpractice case against the providerer of the botched circumcision?


Some local Black Elder in his tribe? That's a joke?

Laslo Spatula said...

The scar tissue might stimulate the clitoris.

Chicks like having the clitoris stimulated.


I am Laslo.

Laslo Spatula said...

Once you have stimulated the clitoris you can pretty much do anything you want.

Know who didn't have her clitoris properly stimulated?

Mattress Girl.


I am Laslo.

Bob Boyd said...

I wonder if the new penis is already circumcised. And if not, will he....get back on that horse?

Laslo Spatula said...

Know who doesn't have a clitoris?

Caitlyn Jenner.

Unless you look at her penis as a really big clitoris.

A REALLY big clitoris.

A really big clitoris with no vagina.

A clitoris with testicles.

I think that pretty much covers it.


I am Laslo.

Laslo Spatula said...

Know what stimulates Rachel Dolezal's clitoris?

The penises of large black men.

That would be rhetorical if she is a lesbian.

Then it would be large black dildoes. With realistic veins.

All the good ones have realistic veins.


I am Laslo.

Gahrie said...

Why would you take him at his word? Science is about evidence, not testimony.

holdfast said...

I believe Zulus circumcise at 13 years old

Michael K said...

Maybe Jenner should donate her penis. After all, no good deed goes unpunished.

David said...

A penis donor. A great new category that calls for a license plate.

Phil 3:14 said...

It's just a tube

William said...

I'd like to know more about the penis donor. That takes selflessness to an utterly new level, far beyond the realm of kidney donors.

Gahrie said...

I'd like to know more about the penis donor. That takes selflessness to an utterly new level, far beyond the realm of kidney donors.

I believe it came from a corpse.

madAsHell said...

I believe it came from a corpse.

I thought dead wood was just a town in South Dakota.

jeff said...

When I put that little donor sticker on my drivers license, I had no idea. Not that anyone would want mine, unless they enjoy getting laughed at in the shower after gym class.

Coupe said...
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Coupe said...

When the fire department arrives at a vehicle accident, they are primed and ready to keep a person "alive" who hasn't bled out.

The reason being, you can put these brain dead people on life support until the family arrives and signs over their organs.

At that point, the body is taken to the basement, and 14 lunch boxes are filled with ice, as all the good parts are disconnected and sent to the roof for transport by helicopter to the transplant hospitals.

Sounds like they need more lunch boxes...

Krumhorn said...

I believe it came from a corpse.

I thought dead wood was just a town in South Dakota.

*****

Ok. That's the winner!

- Krumhorn

Darrell said...

Game of Thrones predicted cock merchants.

ganderson said...

Dr. Van der Merwe? Really?