AKRON, OH — Squandering the authority and respect accumulated during his tenure, Pantheon Systems senior manager Robert Crawford, 52, reportedly had his clout instantly evaporate Thursday upon his being seen wearing shorts at the company’s annual summer picnic. “Hey there, good to see you,” said the formerly intimidating supervisor, who moments after arriving at the Pantheon picnic site in a pair of khaki Izod shorts that rose above his knobby, pallid knees had caused his immense levels of influence to dissipate within a matter of seconds....
June 26, 2015
"Boss’s Clout Evaporates After He’s Seen In Shorts At Company Picnic."
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Saw this yesterday. Knew I would see it here.
The undershirt is a nice touch.
John Roberts probably wears shorts around the house, but calls them pants:)
A lady at Kroger said I had impressive legs the other day.
Apparently that boss does not bike commute.
@Althouse, you do recognize that it's The Onion, yes?
... and I bet you fit the profile of the next Onion story: "Heartless Monster Walks Out Of Local Small Business Without Buying Anything."
A lady at Kroger said I had impressive legs the other day.
Pictures?
Squandering the authority and respect....
Did Lincoln ever wear shorts?
To obviate potential loss of authority and respect due to wearing shorts, all male presidential candidates should be required to debate wearing shorts.
I love this obsession with men in shorts. I'm going to start a similar pet peeve: Pajama pants in public. I mean really, folks can't be bothered to change out of sleepwear when going out and about? :D
At the picnic, passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.
Add:Funny hats, being tipsy, doing karioke
A man with tremendous personal clout, who I met a few times, his son being a pal of mine, was one of the pillars of the Chinese community and a great property owner, in Manila's Chinatown. He used to preside over his business empire from in front of his tinplate-goods emporium or his factory floor. And he always wore shorts and flip-flops.
Women in pants? Nah, that won't work. The Age of Pro-choice. The Age of [Selective] Transcension.
I bet if he wore a dress he would praised as brave, courageous and groundbreaking by certain idjits...
The Onion used to funny until the democrats decided to compete.
MadMan,
"At the picnic, passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. "
Say more; much, much more.
;-)
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