May 23, 2015

When Monica put the move on Hillary.

From the Hillary email, strange delight about how The Wall Street Journal reporter Monica Langley got weirdly physical in an interview with Hillary:
This will be exciting when it's FOIA'd...
::Monica grabs HRO's knee::...

::Monica again touches HRC's leg::

Monica: They think I'm so funny (looking at Philippe and me.) HILL, can I ride on your lap to the White House?...
Tom, she moved that yellow chair as close as it went. Knee to knee. Amazed she didn't try knee in between knee.... This went on like that for 51 minutes - unacceptable in any culture. I don't even think you see that behavior among any type of mammal. The touching the leg and repeatedly calling her 'Hillary' was just gravy.
(If you're thinking I want to see a picture of Monica Langley: here.)

30 comments:

PuertoRicoSpaceport.com said...

Is Monica a lesbian?

ddh said...

Monica looks like an awful lot of Hillary's female supporters I know.

Tank said...

I would not get into an elevator alone with those two women.

Scary.

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Eric the Fruit Bat said...

Men don't make passes . . .

traditionalguy said...

Big deal. I is just one morer female offering her body and soul to a Clinton to get a whiff of the Clinton political power aroma.

Michael McClain said...

Aaaaccckkk!!

Monica looks like a cartoon Minion!!

SomeoneHasToSayIt said...


gay

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

I was getting some suits at Boyd's in Philly. The woman behind the necktie counter was unspeakably good-looking. She was also rather cheery and approachable. Very desirable, all told.

I said, "You're flaunting that enormous engagement ring mostly because it keeps guys from hitting on you all the time."

We shared a good laugh.

So far out of my league that there was no pressure at all. I might just as well have been gay.

MathMom said...

Ewwwww.

David Begley said...

Historic.

Bobber Fleck said...

HILL, can I ride on your lap to the White House?...

Finally, an objective journalist.

I guess Monica got a tingle down her leg after seeing Hillary's cankles.

robother said...

An obvious and desperate attempt to inject a youthful tingle into a wax figured campaigner.

West Texas Intermediate Crude said...

I'm not thinking that any more.

ndspinelli said...

Does Hillary get outed this campaign?

joeknows said...

Yikes! Clicking on that picture was like opening one of those gag e-mails that has a monkey with dark glasses jumping out at you. I drew back a bit.

madAsHell said...

Why is this interview documented in an email? Why is it considered a great interview?

I'm thinking it never happened, and this was generated as fodder for pundits.


joeknows said...

Yikes! Clicking on that picture was like opening one of those gag e-mails that has a monkey with dark glasses jumping out at you. I drew back a bit.

narciso said...

that is what they consider a serious interview,

Clyde said...

Yikes!

Anonymous said...

Mind's Eye Bleach needed! Accch.

Mick said...

dyke

amielalune said...

Of course Monica is a lesbian. She was trying to indicate her interest in the little time she had. Duh. (and "ick")

cubanbob said...

This thread needs Lazlo's analysis of this from Bill's perspective. There is Hillary, a Monica, possibly Huma somewhere in the background, there is a lot of material for Lazlo to work with.

Eric Landgraf said...

Isn't this a violation of criminal law regarding unsolicited sexual conduct? Is this a rape culture thingee event? Who is soliciting whom in this event?

BTW, are Monica's glasses now a part of mainstream LESBO dress codes? Doe Maria Harf know this? Is it meta message time for 2016? Is Hills rallying her tattered armies of supporters?

Coupe said...

I sort of remember 2012, it was a long time ago.

I think that was the year J. Christopher Stevens got killed and the Navy sat offshore playing patriotic music with the fleet band.

And now we find the interviewer was trying to mount the Secretary.

It's just too much for me. I'm going to go have a bowl of Cheerios.

Michael K said...

The Stevens thing is probably explained by a retired CincPAC.

"On 14 November 2012, Lyons speculated that the death of Ambassador Stevens in Benghazi was the result of a bungled attempt to have Stevens kidnapped by Ansar al-Sharia to facilitate a prisoner exchange resulting in the release of Omar Abdel-Rahman."

I thought that at the time.

narciso said...

the DIA said it was revenge for the droning of Al Libi, and that's the most logical conclusion,

Kzookitty said...

Eric Landgraf asked:
BTW, are Monica's glasses now a part of mainstream LESBO dress codes?

Those are classic Velma Dinkley glasses, so yes!

kzookitty

Coupe said...

I looked at her more recent pictures, and she looks to be winning the pork eating contest against me, even though I'm no slouch.

She definitely got a body where a steel frame bed is going to be needed, as well as multiple cross-braces. I think maybe even a welding inspection.

Eric said...

Need a trigger warning on that pic