May 31, 2015

"28 busts for sex offender accused of grinding on subway passenger, but mom says he's just looking for a wife."

Headline in The Daily News.

34 comments:

MRG said...

If you want to know what's really going on, don't ask mom. Moms have no frickin' idea. Apparently moms only remember the helpless little baby they once held in their arms.

Mary Beth said...

Sanpaku eyes.

JCC said...

Today's word" frottage.

Mom says “He doesn’t need help,” I agree with that. He does need something else though...a long term relationship via Jailbnb.com.

Ignorance is Bliss said...

28 busts?

He must be really tall to be able to grind on their busts.

Ignorance is Bliss said...

Note to guys:

It's not a divining rod. It can't help you find what you're looking for. Stop following it around.

Freeman Hunt said...

"Mama, someday there's gonna be a girl who likes it, and she's the one for me. I just gotta find her, and this is the only way I know."

n.n said...

He's been watching too many nature programs.

Laslo Spatula said...

It only has to work once.

I am Laslo.

richard mcenroe said...

He's got a future in Japanese porn.

Um, from what I'm told.

Coupe said...

When he finds the right woman, he will have an ice-pick sticking into his belly.

Fabi said...

It's not a divining rod? Shit! Back to the drawing board.

Interesting,not crazy said...

Not so bad as his arrest for tongue kissing a four year old boy. F'kin liberals!

Chris N said...

'How To Get Close To Women And Go Places'

robother said...

You can take the boy out of Pakistan...

Ray said...

This story reminds me of the movie, "The Jerk"


Grandmother (reading a letter Navie sent his family): My dear family, guess what. Today I found out what my special purpose is for. Gosh what a great time I had. I wish my whole family could have been here with me. Maybe some other time as I intend to do this a lot. Every chance I get. I think next week I'll be able to send some more money as I may have extra work. My friend Patty promised me a blow job. Your loving son, Navin. (she stops reading) And he's got the kisses here.
Father: That Patty must be a sweet girl.
Mother: God bless her.

David Begley said...

Every day we move closer to Mad Max.

Bay Area Guy said...

The soft bigotry of low expectations. Really low.

pst314 said...

28 arrests, including tongue-kissing a 4 year old boy.
Why isn't this guy in prison???

Caroline Walker said...

Deja vu weirding me out. This happened to me in 1981 riding the lexington express to work one morning. I had to go straight to bloomingdales to replace the skirt i was wearing. Maybe it's a "thing," and nobody ever knew. It wasnt something i was going to talk about.

pst314 said...

Said his mother: "It’s not easy to find a wife and have kids. She has to be a Pakistani. She has to be a Muslim girl."

So in the meantime it's okay to rape infidel girls and boys.

What are the odds that when he is finally sent to prison his mother will start ranting about "islamophobia" and "dirty infidels" and how America should be consumed in fire?

pst314 said...

"Deja vu weirding me out. This happened to me in 1981 riding the lexington express to work one morning."

That's why it's useful to carry something sharp. Scream and stab.

madAsHell said...

Exactly, why is this fuck-up in the USA?

Anonymous said...

If she's been carrying a mattress around it would have been between her and this guy.

jr565 said...

Dude, get to a prostitute and stop grinding against people on subways.

Annie said...

Grinding? This happened at my inner city highschool on a daily basis.

Lonetown said...

Yeah, every wife is looking for a grinder. bonus husband - a humper.

Rusty said...

Where was Titus?

Unknown said...

Grinder? I didn't even know her!

mezzrow said...

Where was Titus?

Thread winner.

Freeman Hunt said...

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad...

Rick M said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frotteurism

Fernandinande said...

"28 busts for sex offender..."

A breast man.

MaxedOutMama said...

One could always try dating. This has worked for others.

Kzookitty said...

Althouse: come for the punditry, stay for the batshit crazy.

kzookitty