April 6, 2015

"Bees are good."

Says the President. 

"They won’t sting you, they’ll be OK."

13 comments:

Kevin said...

"And don't worry about those crazy mullahs with nukes, they won't hurt you... We will get an agreement with them that will keep them from getting nukes forever. You know, like Bill Clinton did with North Korea...er....um....ah..."

Wince said...

When Obama attempts to allay the children's natural fear by reassuring them of what's in the bees' best interest, it's hard not to see the parallel in his conduct of the Iranian nuclear negotiations.

n.n said...

Not Africanized bees, which are aggressive in high-capacity mobs.

Hagar said...

On the other hand, I saw a guy get stung in the main artery on the inside of his right arm, and the doctor said that if they had brought him in 15 minutes later, he would not have been able to save him.

The Godfather said...

"If you like your bees, you can keep your bees."

This statement joins the classics: Of course I'll respect you in the morning. I'm from the Government and I'm here to help you. The check is in the mail.

Fritz said...

All honey bees are an invasive species, and displace native pollinators.

MayBee said...

Make sure you have your epi-pens, kiddos!

bgates said...

Surprised Obama is so nonchalant about bees, given his deep rooted hatred of WASPs.

Mary Beth said...

Finally, something the president and I agree on.

Curious George said...

Isn't it "Bees be good?"

David said...

Iranian bees. Absolutely harmless.

ken in tx said...

Fritz is right, Honey Bees are not native to the Americas. The Indians called them English Flies. However, they are nice to have around. I hope to start a new hive soon.

lemondog said...

An apiarist as well as a constitutional law professor.