October 21, 2014

Email from James Lileks.

How cool is it to get email from James Lileks? Subject line: "Knew this would come in handy some day."

Body of the message:



Get it?

20 comments:

The Crack Emcee said...

Whatever:

Now it's time to panic,...

Scott said...

Lileks is pretty hip for a white guy.

The Crack Emcee said...

Scott,

"Lileks is pretty hip for a white guy."

That's "pretty fly for a white guy."

Got to use the black appropriation or else you're not cool.

White people are not cool,...

Known Unknown said...

I've had email conversations with Lileks.

I consider it one of my crowning achievements in life.

Anonymous said...

Re: "Got to use the black appropriation or else you're not cool."

Regarding coolness, blacks are just phoning it in now. Today it is the Hispanics and the Japanese. Hello Cholo.

Scott said...

Not being cool is the new cool.

Anonymous said...

It's like that song "Royals." Althouse should do a post about it.

tim maguire said...

I once got an email from James Lileks.

I was damn proud until I realized he thought he was writing to Tom Maguire.

The Crack Emcee said...

betamax3000,

"Regarding coolness, blacks are just phoning it in now. Today it is the Hispanics and the Japanese. Hello Cholo."

I'm really enjoying how whites think they're the ones determining these issues - white supremacy has really infected your minds to the point of hilarity.

Sure it's everyone else - that's why Scott's trying to quote a white guy who was quoting blacks:

Because these other groups are so much more central to the American experience than us.

Just another white attempt to wipe us out of the American picture - which we DOMINATE even with white supremacy's 400 years of effort.

Dude - even amongst the so-called non-racist whites - y'all got so much work to do, it's almost like you, too, work for the other side,...

The Crack Emcee said...

Scott,

"Not being cool is the new cool."

Another white pronouncement on an area of cultural life whites have little insight, or influence, in.

It's amazing how y'all do it. It would be like me, walking into a nuclear power plant, and deciding I know enough to tell the scientists how to run the joint - even to the point of mocking them.

White people ARE crazy.

And about as uncool as you can get.

Which will never be cool,...

Scott said...

Whatever.

The Cracker Emcee Refulgent said...

Nothing says cool like a government check, a ghetto shooting, and a steady diet of Little Debbies.

The Crack Emcee said...

The Cracker Emcee,

"Nothing says cool like whites losing control of this country,..."

Scott said...

The Passive Aggressive Style in American Politics

The Crack Emcee said...

Scott,

"The Passive Aggressive Style in American Politics"

Please:

IT'S TIME TO PANIC!

I still can't get over the fact whites, here, endorsed that idea.

Y'all's madder than a box of frogs,...

donald said...

Steve McQueen was cool. Vince Vaughn is cool.
Sid Vicious was cool

Crack is a fucking moron. Jayz? Gangster wannabe. His bitch? Nasty twat.

You wanna play games?

Me? I'm totally hip. I listen to the Beat Farmers and watch John From Cincinnati basically on a loop. I also wear shorts, Hawaiian shirts and flip flops till it gets too cold. And I apparently make a whole helluva lot more money than the local Whiney black loser.

donald said...

And the fat whiney white lose.

donald said...

Um, loser.

The Crack Emcee said...

donald,

"Steve McQueen was cool. Vince Vaughn is cool.
Sid Vicious was cool"

BWAAAA-HAHAHAHAH!!!!

A concept invented by blacks, and epitomized by Miles Davis, but whites can only imagine it's really about them.

Man, y'all are FUCKED UP!!!!

But that's no surprise,...

Will Cate said...

He and I have had a couple of email conversations as well. He's just one of the nicest guys on the internet.