October 17, 2014

Biden tested positive for cocaine.



Something was making the Vice President laugh inanely at the debate 2 years ago. I never could figure that out. But he's probably not too happy right now as another Biden — his son Hunter — is in the news for testing positive for cocaine and getting booted out of the Navy Reserve.

33 comments:

Meade said...

maybe a little blow when you could afford it. Not smack, though

Skeptical Voter said...

Stupid runs in the family. Hunter Biden was looking for a little "military cred" by signing up for the Navy Reserve. Okay, he may have been the only 44 year old ensign the Navy had ever seen.

But geez Louise flunking a military drug test when they only see you once a month for drill? Couldn't you lay off the hard stuff several days before your monthly meeting?

damikesc said...

Nice that it took EIGHT months to report this.

Palin's kids have a fight and the news is ALL OVER IT.

The sitting Vice President's son is a coke head and gets drummed out of the military (where he was a PR official only) after a month and nobody knows for eight damned months?

We need a media for what reason, again?

The Drill SGT said...

Duh,

He got a drug waiver to get in. Should of asked his Bro the NG Lawyer bout pissing in the bottle.

The Military still hasn't developed a sense of humor bout drugs...

gerry said...

Couldn't you lay off the hard stuff several days before your monthly meeting?

He is a Biden. He may have needed a snort to stay awake.

CatherineM said...

After daddy got him a waiver to serve part time so sonny could add that to his political resume (I served) and daddy can brag about having to sons who served.

Biden must be the model for every movie/tv dumb politician. He looks like someone playing a gas bag idiot puppet..., but it is him. It is really him

A "heartbeat" away from the presidency.

Anonymous said...

Such an intimation would be a vial calumny about the vice...president

Boltforge said...

Althouse said: "Something was making the Vice President laugh inanely at the debate 2 years ago. I never could figure that out."

Cocaine.

Lots of Cocaine.

Mark said...

Incredible.

You gotta be pretty stupid to test positive for coke as it's out of your system in a week unless you are doing giant piles daily.

"The widely accepted time period for benzoylecgonine to be cleared from the urine is three to five days. One study suggests that high dose users (i.e., 0.5 gram or greater for each episode of use) can test positive after eight days. Another study claims that benzoylecgonine can be detected in heavy cocaine users for 10-14 days. The longest time over which positive urine levels of benzoylecgonine were detected was 10-22 days. This was after chronic use of extremely high doses of 112 grams per week."

Nonapod said...

Imagine the old man on coke. You think Biden is a blithering buffoon now, imagine what he'd be like after he blew a couple long rails.

jacksonjay said...

Wait until Andy Sullivan gets ahold of this shit!

Anonymous said...

Move along, nothing to see here.

Did you hear what the Palin kids did the other day?! You gotta hear this, again, and again, and again, and again, even though it's just gossip, because Palin!

EDH said...

"Biden tested positive for cocaine."

The 1980s called... they want their drug back.

SomeoneHasToSayIt said...


When Paul Ryan was unprepared and unable to take down and embarrass that baboon (sorry, baboons) in the debate, I knew the ticket was in trouble.

lgv said...

Special waivers. Board of Ukrainian gas company.

White privilege!!!!!!!!!

rehajm said...

Imagine the old man on coke. You think Biden is a blithering buffoon now, imagine what he'd be like after he blew a couple long rails.

Bill Cosby re: Cocaine:

Tell me...what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful?

'Well...it intensifies your personality.'

Yes, but what if you're an asshole?


Seems to fit here.

Anonymous said...

Naval Reserve Public Relations....
the tip of the spear

B said...

It was a big deal when Bush allegedly did cocaine while a reservist. Let's see if they show the same scorn for young(er) Biden.

April Apple said...

Political dynasties with issues. shhh.

pm317 said...

Love the headline of this post and the video and the insinuation.

AJ Lynch said...

Helluva a family Slow Joe has. One son is a druggie and the other has only half of a functioning brain just like his Dad.

Anonymous said...

"Something was making the Vice President laugh inanely at the debate 2 years ago."

The head with an inane grin never needs a reason to laugh.

Matt said...

Not a big deal. Didn't Clinton, Bush and Obama all do illegal drugs at some point or another?

April Apple said...

@AJ - Helluva a family Slow Joe has. One son is a druggie and the other has only half of a functioning brain just like his Dad.

In other words, promising careers with the party.

PB Reader said...

"Cocaine", by Jackson Browne

You take Sally and I'll take Sue
Their ain't no difference between the two
Cocaine, running all 'round my brain

Headin' down Scott, turnin' up Main
Looking for that girl that sells cocaine
Cocaine, runnin' all 'round my brain

Late last night about a quarter past four
Ladanyi come knockin' down my hotel room door
Where's the cocaine...
It's runnin' all 'round my brain

I was talking to my doctor down at the hospital
He said, "Son, it says here you're twenty-seven,
But that's impossible
Cocaine... you look like you could be forty-five"

Now I'm losing touch with reality and I'm almost out of blow
It's such a fine line... I hate to see it go
Cocaine, runnin' all 'round my brain

PB Reader said...

Just think. Coked up Bidens with shotguns, firing off warning shots.

Drago said...

B said...
It was a big deal when Bush allegedly did cocaine while a reservist. Let's see if they show the same scorn for young(er) Biden.

Never happened.

Just like supposedly being AWOL never happened.

Just more lefty conspiracy theories.

Trashhauler said...

I put up with many drug tests in the military. Including one only two months before my final retirement after 44 years working for the Air Force.

By the way, once upon a time giving them was harder than taking them:

"C'mon, Airman, try again."

"I'm trying, sir. But I can't pee with someone watching me."

"Try to pretend I'm not here. Do you need to drink some more water?"

"It won't help, sir. Could you turn away until I get started?"

"No, sorry, by the regs, I have to see the stream start. Here, I'll turn the water on in the sink."

It doesn't help, sir. I'm just all tightened up."

"Well, get untight, Airman. You're holding up the line and I don't want to be here any more than you do."

furious_a said...

Biden must be the model for every movie/tv dumb politician.

Joey Plugs was known as "the Dumb Blonde of the Senate".

Literally.

gk1 said...

We'll find out Slow Joe had suffered a string of strokes in office and the same helpful "press" will admit they knew but didn't think it was important to share the news with the public like Newsweek did with Monica Lewinsky.

Ann Althouse said...

@pb

Jackson Browne didn't write that.

It's Reverend Gary Davis.

Ann Althouse said...

@pb

Jackson Browne didn't write that.

It's Reverend Gary Davis.

jdallen said...

The really bad part of Biden's giggling at the Ryan debate, and not quite as bad, the obama grinning at his Romney debate, was the fact that they did nothing about it whatsoever.

That is when they lost my vote forever. I reckon lots of people felt the same way. If you're not even going to react, other than sit there looking whipped, when a fool like that laughs in your face, how can you possibly expect to be any kind of leader?

Answer: you can't.