Althouse: It's turtles all the way down...

September 27, 2014

It's turtles all the way down...

... your pants.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...: Know how I knew the criminal in question wasn't black? The police didn't shoot him...

It is turtles all the way down...; 9/27/14, 1:02 PM
RLB_IV said...: Red-eared sliders used to be 25 cents at Woolworths Five & Dime in the 1950’s and they loved hamburger.

It’s a good thing Xu didn't have snapping turtles. I know for a fact that snapping turtles love tube steak.; 9/27/14, 1:09 PM
David said...: "Everything will come out in due time."

--The Defendant's Lawyer; 9/27/14, 1:18 PM
The Cracker Emcee Refulgent said...: "Red-eared sliders used to be 25 cents at Woolworths Five & Dime in the 1950’s and they loved hamburger."

My older brothers used to keep them. Until one of my middle brothers decided they looked thirsty and added 7-Up to their water.; 9/27/14, 1:29 PM
Skeptical Voter said...: Who knew that Sandy Berger was giving seminars on pants stuffing in Canada? I've got to know!--

Parroting the late Howard Cosell.; 9/27/14, 2:32 PM
Mark said...: "Is that 51 turtles in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"; 9/27/14, 2:38 PM
Ilyich said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; 9/27/14, 3:20 PM
Ilyich said...: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvoVMtzof4U; 9/27/14, 3:26 PM
traditionalguy said...: I suspect this is only using Turtles as a cover for a new CIA operation. Was Jason Bourne seen nearby talking to Pamela Gandy?

That makes more sense than anything else that comes to mind involving an International turtle smuggling ring.; 9/27/14, 3:29 PM
Mark said...: Treating this as a cafe post....

Sarah Palin Says the White House Is Located at '1400 Pennsylvania Avenue

Because hey, Obama fans in their darkest hour (to date) need something to cheer them up...; 9/27/14, 3:55 PM
Known Unknown said...: In Jacksonville, it's Bortles all the way down.; 9/27/14, 6:02 PM